NFL 2015 FOOOBAAAAWW

[duovamp]

Yeah, thanks for the chance to play and the work to run it.

[Trotskilicious]

i forgot i won btw

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

yeah i dunno what it is about this league

every other league i've played in sucked a fat stack of turds

this one jabroni had a 16 team league with 2 QBs i was running mike glennon and shaun hill out there at one point it was disgraceful

i still finished 4th

Guy who won the super bowl must've been rolling Tebow/Cassel.

[sppunk]

Justice prevails.

Fuck Goodall.

[Eulogy]

Hate the pats but this is still great

[Eulogy]

Hate is maybe too strong of a word. They're not like Ravens level hate worthy or anything

[sppunk]

The court skewered the NFL through the entire process. What a bullshit commissioner they have.

[duovamp]

There goes my first round Jimmy Garoppolo strategy.

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

Hate is maybe too strong of a word. They're not like Ravens level hate worthy or anything

Same tier imo. Ravens, Eagles, Pats. Eagles are actually crawling out of that tier though.

[duovamp]

Just googled Jimmy Garappolo. Jesus that man's attractive. The fuck.

[duovamp]

Tebow cut. Genuinely bummed.

[AndySlash]

reminder: fantasy draft is tomorrow at 8:30 central. fyi, i will have to miss it. realized it a few days ago, but no sense in changing it up now.

[duovamp]

I'll draft for you on my mac. Tebow first round total sleeper 100%.

[duovamp]

http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/...patriots-apart


Also this is why the NFL is just as bullshit as FIFA. But that's none of my business.

[hnibos]

But futbol is way better so

[Mo]

It's already 8:30pm, I hope I don't pass out before the action starts. Omaha hurry hurry!

[hnibos]

Grab a 24oz of red bull. Don't know if thats legal over there

[Mo]

I looked it up for you: 18oz is the legal limit per container of Red Bull.

But I'm all set with good coffee, some Laphroaig and 'Mr Robot'. Let's do this!

[hnibos]

Only another 5 hours or so

[hnibos]

8:30 central? 6 hours! ill probably be asleep after the first few rounds

[duovamp]

It's 9:30 god's time. Get it right.

[duovamp]

I plan on being drunk AF and drafting some hot firy players.

[AndySlash]

i lied. plans changed; i'll be on the draft.

[Mo]

Originally Posted by duovamp

I plan on being drunk AF and drafting some hot firy players.

Cheers!

[duovamp]

Only finished one beer, but I reckon I can catch up by draft time.

[sppunk]

Keep jczeroman's memory alive and daft a kicker in the first round.

[Tchocky]

QBs: Aaron Rodgers, Matthew Stafford
RBs: Eddie Lacy, Jonathan Stewart, Rashard Jennings, Darren McFadden
WRs/TEs: Mike Evans, Julian Edelman, Jason Witten, Mike Wallace, Kendall Wright
K: Graham Gano
DEFs: Miami, Baltimore


I think I did okay...? Maybe...?

[AndySlash]

The Proven Winners
1. (1) Jamaal Charles (KC - RB)
2. (24) Tom Brady (NE - QB)
3. (25) T.Y. Hilton (Ind - WR)
4. (48) Ameer Abdullah (Det - RB)
5. (49) Brandon Marshall (NYJ - WR)
6. (72) Jason Witten (Dal - TE)
7. (73) LeGarrette Blount (NE - RB)
8. (96) Eddie Royal (Chi - WR)
9. (97) Matthew Stafford (Det - QB)
10. (120) Darren Sproles (Phi - RB)
11. (121) Stevie Johnson (SD - WR)
12. (144) DeVante Parker (Mia - WR)
13. (145) Denard Robinson (Jax - RB)
14. (168) Dan Carpenter (Buf - K)
15. (169) Baltimore (Bal - DEF)

Maintain Eye Contact
1. (2) Adrian Peterson (Min - RB)
2. (23) Peyton Manning (Den - QB)
3. (26) Alshon Jeffery (Chi - WR)
4. (47) Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR)
5. (50) Jordan Reed (Was - TE)
6. (71) Danny Woodhead (SD - RB)
7. (74) Seattle (Sea - DEF)
8. (95) Pierre Garcon (Was - WR)
9. (98) Isaiah Crowell (Cle - RB)
10. (119) Heath Miller (Pit - TE)
11. (122) Rueben Randle (NYG - WR)
12. (143) Phil Dawson (SF - K)
13. (146) Doug Baldwin (Sea - WR)
14. (167) Brock Osweiler (Den - QB)
15. (170) Dion Lewis (NE - RB)

Barry (Sagittarius)
1. (3) Eddie Lacy (GB - RB)
2. (22) Jordan Matthews (Phi - WR)
3. (27) Drew Brees (NO - QB)
4. (46) Greg Olsen (Car - TE)
5. (51) Amari Cooper (Oak - WR)
6. (70) Vincent Jackson (TB - WR)
7. (75) Todd Gurley (StL - RB)
8. (94) John Brown (Ari - WR)
9. (99) Tevin Coleman (Atl - RB)
10. (118) Devonta Freeman (Atl - RB)
11. (123) Brandon LaFell (NE - WR)
12. (142) New England (NE - DEF)
13. (147) Matt Prater (Det - K)
14. (166) Carson Palmer (Ari - QB)
15. (171) Ronnie Hillman (Den - RB)

Titties & Balls
1. (4) Marshawn Lynch (Sea - RB)
2. (21) A.J. Green (Cin - WR)
3. (28) Justin Forsett (Bal - RB)
4. (45) Davante Adams (GB - WR)
5. (52) Golden Tate (Det - WR)
6. (69) Chris Ivory (NYJ - RB)
7. (76) Jarvis Landry (Mia - WR)
8. (93) Ryan Tannehill (Mia - QB)
9. (100) Rashad Jennings (NYG - RB)
10. (117) Tyler Eifert (Cin - TE)
11. (124) Philip Rivers (SD - QB)
12. (141) Kyle Rudolph (Min - TE)
13. (148) Philadelphia (Phi - DEF)
14. (165) Justin Tucker (Bal - K)
15. (172) Tyler Lockett (Sea - WR)

SAWFT
1. (5) Le'Veon Bell (Pit - RB)
2. (20) Randall Cobb (GB - WR)
3. (29) Arian Foster (Hou - RB)
4. (44) Julian Edelman (NE - WR)
5. (53) Tony Romo (Dal - QB)
6. (68) Jordan Cameron (Mia - TE)
7. (77) Cam Newton (Car - QB)
8. (92) Marques Colston (NO - WR)
9. (101) Duke Johnson Jr. (Cle - RB)
10. (116) Kendall Wright (Ten - WR)
11. (125) Alfred Blue (Hou - RB)
12. (140) Brandon Coleman (NO - WR)
13. (149) Cody Parkey (Phi - K)
14. (164) Miami (Mia - DEF)
15. (173) Brandon Bolden (NE - RB)

Demaryius Targaryen
1. (6) Antonio Brown (Pit - WR)
2. (19) LeSean McCoy (Buf - RB)
3. (30) Brandin Cooks (NO - WR)
4. (43) Keenan Allen (SD - WR)
5. (54) Andre Ellington (Ari - RB)
6. (67) Sam Bradford (Phi - QB)
7. (78) Sammy Watkins (Buf - WR)
8. (91) Giovani Bernard (Cin - RB)
9. (102) Larry Donnell (NYG - TE)
10. (115) Brian Quick (StL - WR)
11. (126) Denver (Den - DEF)
12. (139) Steven Hauschka (Sea - K)
13. (150) Michael Floyd (Ari - WR)
14. (163) Austin Seferian-Jenkins (TB - TE)
15. (174) Owen Daniels (Den - TE)

Spungos
1. (7) Odell Beckham Jr. (NYG - WR)
2. (18) Matt Forte (Chi - RB)
3. (31) Latavius Murray (Oak - RB)
4. (42) Jimmy Graham (Sea - TE)
5. (55) Carlos Hyde (SF - RB)
6. (66) Eli Manning (NYG - QB)
7. (79) Allen Robinson (Jax - WR)
8. (90) Anquan Boldin (SF - WR)
9. (103) Charles Johnson (Min - WR)
10. (114) St. Louis (StL - DEF)
11. (127) Terrance Williams (Dal - WR)
12. (138) Cecil Shorts III (Hou - WR)
13. (151) Andy Dalton (Cin - QB)
14. (162) David Johnson (Ari - RB)
15. (175) Matt Bryant (Atl - K)

I was like umm
1. (8) Dez Bryant (Dal - WR)
2. (17) Calvin Johnson (Det - WR)
3. (32) Lamar Miller (Mia - RB)
4. (41) Andre Johnson (Ind - WR)
5. (56) Melvin Gordon (SD - RB)
6. (65) Matt Ryan (Atl - QB)
7. (80) Delanie Walker (Ten - TE)
8. (89) Houston (Hou - DEF)
9. (104) Stephen Gostkowski (NE - K)
10. (113) Shane Vereen (NYG - RB)
11. (128) Teddy Bridgewater (Min - QB)
12. (137) Zach Ertz (Phi - TE)
13. (152) Victor Cruz (NYG - WR)
14. (161) Reggie Bush (SF - RB)
15. (176) Mason Crosby (GB - K)

Crimson Dynamo
1. (9) Rob Gronkowski (NE - TE)
2. (16) Aaron Rodgers (GB - QB)
3. (33) Emmanuel Sanders (Den - WR)
4. (40) Alfred Morris (Was - RB)
5. (57) Joseph Randle (Dal - RB)
6. (64) C.J. Spiller (NO - RB)
7. (81) Eric Decker (NYJ - WR)
8. (88) Steve Smith Sr. (Bal - WR)
9. (105) Ryan Mathews (Phi - RB)
10. (112) Devin Funchess (Car - WR)
11. (129) Tre Mason (StL - RB)
12. (136) Kenny Stills (Mia - WR)
13. (153) Green Bay (GB - DEF)
14. (160) Jay Cutler (Chi - QB)
15. (177) Ray Rice (Bal - RB)

Greyhames
1. (10) Demaryius Thomas (Den - WR)
2. (15) DeMarco Murray (Phi - RB)
3. (34) Jeremy Maclin (KC - WR)
4. (39) Russell Wilson (Sea - QB)
5. (58) Martellus Bennett (Chi - TE)
6. (63) DeSean Jackson (Was - WR)
7. (82) Doug Martin (TB - RB)
8. (87) Roddy White (Atl - WR)
9. (106) Arizona (Ari - DEF)
10. (111) Joique Bell (Det - RB)
11. (130) Bishop Sankey (Ten - RB)
12. (135) Dan Bailey (Dal - K)
13. (154) Reggie Wayne (NE - WR)
14. (159) Marcus Mariota (Ten - QB)
15. (178) Montee Ball (Den - RB)

Mathew DingleBerry
1. (11) Julio Jones (Atl - WR)
2. (14) Andrew Luck (Ind - QB)
3. (35) Mike Evans (TB - WR)
4. (38) Mark Ingram (NO - RB)
5. (59) Jonathan Stewart (Car - RB)
6. (62) T.J. Yeldon (Jax - RB)
7. (83) Darren McFadden (Dal - RB)
8. (86) Nelson Agholor (Phi - WR)
9. (107) Markus Wheaton (Pit - WR)
10. (110) Martavis Bryant (Pit - WR)
11. (131) Dwayne Allen (Ind - TE)
12. (134) Antonio Gates (SD - TE)
13. (155) Joe Flacco (Bal - QB)
14. (158) Tampa Bay (TB - DEF)
15. (179) Randy Bullock (Hou - K)

Pretty Pimpin
1. (12) Jeremy Hill (Cin - RB)
2. (13) C.J. Anderson (Den - RB)
3. (36) DeAndre Hopkins (Hou - WR)
4. (37) Frank Gore (Ind - RB)
5. (60) Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB)
6. (61) Travis Kelce (KC - TE)
7. (84) Mike Wallace (Min - WR)
8. (85) Buffalo (Buf - DEF)
9. (108) Adam Vinatieri (Ind - K)
10. (109) Torrey Smith (SF - WR)
11. (132) Julius Thomas (Jax - TE)
12. (133) David Cobb (Ten - RB)
13. (156) Colin Kaepernick (SF - QB)
14. (157) Marvin Jones (Cin - WR)
15. (180) Kansas City (KC - DEF)

[duovamp]

Take me to the promised land, Larry Donnell.

[Trotskilicious]

i really like how my last two picks look together