Everyone who has posted on this board in the last six months

[pavementtune]

I win, I take nothing, I'll survive on this island (until I drown stoned, of course.)

[The exploding boy]

If there's no moths on this island i'll do alright without anything.

Thankfully by next week all my current teeth issues will be fixed so there's probably not much risk of a tom hanks castaway situation of having to remove anything by myself.

Because the only thing i can think of i couldnt deal with without painkillers is toothaches. Well an abcess anyway.

[pavementtune]

we'll all need something.
you might embrace whiskey and weed as painkillers.
fuzzy and elph playing guitar all day.... IMAGINE THAT

vixnix founding her own religion. and belte. fucking belte posted here in the last 6 months.

[The exploding boy]

Belte won't be a problem, we'll all decide to kill him for food in the first hour.

[pavementtune]

give me two days and I'll volunteer, but I won't eat that shit.

[The exploding boy]

I could see myself giving in to a bit of alcohol but i'l need something to mix it with. But not weed, ever.

[pavementtune]

you've never had my special homemade space cookies. nom nom nom

[The exploding boy]

Note to self: do not ever accept any cooked or baked goods from pave.

[The exploding boy]

Actually i will just refuse any food i didnt cook myself on this island. Theres even poisoning to worry about.

[pavementtune]

Originally Posted by The exploding boy

Note to self: do not ever accept any cooked or baked goods from pave.

that's what everyone says AFTER I poisened them
I'm getting better at baking, though. I swear!

[The exploding boy]

yeah it's a problem when you poison people but didn't actually mean to.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

i'll collect shells.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

sometimes i like the raspy smoker voice

leonard cohen

[LaBelle]

I'll volunteer to any exploration or to go looking for resources we'll eventually need.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by pavementtune

nah, I can do the gutting. someone needs to build me a hut, though.

we have too many people and not enough "jobs" I can think of.
this unlimited supply of weed SJ added to the plot would take care of that, I guess.

i used to build huts for our cats. i think i could build you something nice.

lds should have his own personal hut where he makes us all pizza. i'll build that, too.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by The exploding boy

Also............i won't take anti anxiety drugs and anti depressant despite really needing them. I'm actually scared of what they might do to me.

I dont take digestion relate meds cause i swear none of them ever worked for me. Well rolaids might help heartburn but that's hardly meds, its just calcium and stuff.

antidepressants might really help you, just sayin'

also, if you have GERD or IBS or a stomach bug, immodium and tums are god.

[Sonic Johnny]

Originally Posted by pavementtune

we'll all need something.
you might embrace whiskey and weed as painkillers.
fuzzy and elph playing guitar all day.... IMAGINE THAT

vixnix founding her own religion. and belte. fucking belte posted here in the last 6 months.

Fuzzy will die of exposure cause he's used to the levels of sunlight found in canadian basements.

Elph's skin will bronze to the hard tan leather of his native american forebears and he will learn the way of the land and change his name to Post Punk Otter.

Vix will relax and be heaps of fun without the worry of keeping up with the joneses

Belte will mysteriously drown in knee deep water moments after regaining conciousness. He will make a good week's worth of chum.

[slunken]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

i'll collect shells.

[The exploding boy]

Originally Posted by Sonic Johnny

Fuzzy will die of exposure cause he's used to the levels of sunlight found in canadian basements..

So will i probably

[yo soy el mejor]

how does someone stay so fat on an island?

[Trotskilicious]

secret ham reserves

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by Sonic Johnny

Fuzzy will die of exposure cause he's used to the levels of sunlight found in canadian basements.

Elph's skin will bronze to the hard tan leather of his native american forebears and he will learn the way of the land and change his name to Post Punk Otter.

Like five minutes in and I'm already dancing around with the war bonnet and paint on pounding out Joy Division beats on those little drums

[ilikeplanets]

no plans will matter much because i will be carrying enough lsd at the time when the plane goes down to secretly dose everyone and watch the fireworks

[Sonic Johnny]

you realise there's no methadone on this island right

[The exploding boy]

Actually despite Sonic Johnny's claim, Ilikeplanets, wandering the island in search of plants with "medicinal properties", happens upon a bunker buried in the center of the island. The door is unlocked and for some reason she find crates of methadone in there. Unfortunately it appears to be protected by Clancy Brown as The Kurgan from Highlander.

THE KURGAN - Skill: 11 Stamina: 10

ILP, what do you do?

Fight the Kurgan? Sharpen your nails and go to 237
Turn back and decide to look for drugs elsewhere? Go to 76
Try to convince The Kurgan you've seen Macleod somewhere on the island? Go to 345
Confuse him by singing Queen's Princes of the Universe? Go to 23
Try to seduce the Kurgan into giving you the drugs? Go to 55
Look for Yo Soy and try to convince her to fight the Kurgan for you (possibly killing two birds with one stone)? Go to 78
Lastly, if you have the Amulet of Ayahakulees, go to the number inscribed upon it.

[ilikeplanets]

burn it all down. that is my choice. and methadone sucks, i wouldn't act for it.

[ilikeplanets]

unless it's the liquid

[ilikeplanets]

since i am skill level 420 i can easily defeat him

[dreams of glass]

I guess I'll be the shaman (aka village weirdo) on the edge of the bluff

you can come to me for medicine and good mojo

also I'll be cooking fish and making tunes

come on down

[Catherine Wheel]

A shaman wouldn't be the village weirdo. Shamans are spiritual guides.