Chelsea Handler thread

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by reprise85

im going to watch her special just for you and report back. might not be until tomorrow night, we'll see if i can stay awake for the whole thing. already took sleep meds.

Nawww!! I feel honoured. Even if you hate it, you still gave her a chance.

[The exploding boy]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

ultimately i think what i learned most from feminism is to shut up and let women talk about other women and how they feel about what they bring to womankind

but yah i don't like her either

I have learned to give them my valuable insight as a man because they can hardly be expected to be good at this thinking for themselves thing since they haven't been at it for very long. I'm just trying to help you know

[ilikeplanets]

Are you there God? It's me...Chelsea

[ilikeplanets]

Also not seeing how Chelsea is feminist

[Trotskilicious]

she's not

[Sonic Johnny]

Originally Posted by vixnix

Though of course....men hate it. Because as soon as we start talking about how we want our pussies to look and how often we'd like them to be fucked, and who exactly we'd like to be fucking them, men get all freaked out and limp. The male erection is inextricably linked to his ego - you gotta stroke the ego for the erection to follow.

oh shit who woulda done guessed that part of the reason suburban soccer mums are the least sexually empowered people in the world is cause they come from a culture than encourages them to marry men so agonizingly insecure and so base-level fundamentally imperialist they need to subjugate a woman just to get their dick up?

[Sonic Johnny]

your problem vix is that you hang out with anally retentive anally retentive people in a pretend society built purely on image. Chelsea Handler is empowering if you hang out with boat-shoe wearing church cunts, and Bill Hicks is empowering if you've never studied first-year philosophy at university, and Eddie Murphy's routine on Delirious is fucking hysterically funny if it's 1983 and the word "faggot" is commonly acceptable verbiage.

[Trotskilicious]

yeah it's getting kind of old that vix thinks her weird little bubble is the standard, my reality men aren't scared of sexually liberated women but walking alcoholic disasters like chelsea handler are to flee from

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Shes like Joan Rivers... Just a superficial, self-indulgent fool.

You are the fucking worst.

[Eulogy]

Also Chelsea Handler is fine. You're all way too uptight about comedians. She's not jeff fucking Dunham or anything.

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

I read on average about a book every 2 weeks. Sometimes I'll go a few months without reading a book and then end up reading a book a week. It really depends on what's out there and how eager I am to read it and how much I enjoy reading it.

Like if I pick up a book and I started reading it and I'm fascinated by it - I won't be able to put it down. Those kinda books I read in like 3-4 days.

What was the last book you read?

[LaBelle]

Uganda Be Kidding Me is a terrible title, even for a punny one

[sppunk]

I need to look into that skin lightening treatment pave posted. Perhaps a weekend trip to Mumbai is soon in order.

[ilikeplanets]

Embarrassing stories are usually funny and she tells a lot of those. her perspective might be limited but she's only lived as one person after all. jives with the Hollywood white girls.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

Also Chelsea Handler is fine. You're all way too uptight about comedians. She's not jeff fucking Dunham or anything.

i dunno maaan

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by vixnix

Nawww!! I feel honoured. Even if you hate it, you still gave her a chance.

Okay, so I watched most of it last night and the rest this morning. There were some funny parts, but a lot of it was just gross out or raunchy funny. Which is fine, if you are into that type of thing. I like it a bit, but not much. Some of her stories were funny, and I liked the whole thing she did with the lemon party picture, I thought it was actually insightful sort of.

I mean it wasn't boring, I'd rate it a 6 or 7 out of 10. Definitely not someone I'd seek out but it's not terrible. I definitely wouldn't call her a feminist or empowering or anything like that.

[ilikeplanets]

She's definitely not empowering to midgets

[Elphenor]

Upon investigation

She's just not very funny...

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

What was the last book you read?

The Yankee Years by Joe Torre. I'd rate it about a 7/10. There is a co-author that aligns it all together and it gets a little boring at times, but it was overall pretty interesting.

[Sonic Johnny]

Guys there was a co-author guys

[Trotskilicious]

he alingns it all together

[Trotskilicious]

also that was like five yrs ago

[Starla]

Originally Posted by pavementtune

that's what my anus said.


but really, this stuff is sad. and scary.

Yeah... most Indians on tv and bollywood have fair skin... either naturally or with bleaching. :/

[Starla]

I'm calling bullshit on two of those ads. Abhishek Bachchan and Aishwarya rai were born fair skinned.