Cast Netphoria: The Movie

[Trotskilicious]

what a strange thing to say

[ilikeplanets]

cast is not diverse enough

[The exploding boy]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

what a strange thing to say

I think their idea is that everyone likes Tom hanks. allegedly. I mean i do as a person but he's played in some shit...... Unfortunate. Especially since he doesn't need to.

[Elphenor]

It is weird how Tom Hanks is just completely unhateable

[The exploding boy]

Its true because i hate everyone. Well celebrities anyway. Not everyone but let's say it's hard to find some i don't dislike. Especially the americans.

[teh b0lly!!1]

Tom Hanks is the guy you cast when you want the audience to know this guy doesn't have a bad fiber in his being, with his baby face and big blue eyes

and also stories have a way of getting raped and brutally altered to fit hollywood narratives so it was part of the joke. LETS TURN THIS GIRL INTO A GUY

[Lucky Day Spa]

tom hanks is a dick

[The exploding boy]

I want to be asian in this. Or maybe indian.

[Lucky Day Spa]

da vinci code

[The exploding boy]

no no, i'm from iceland. For no reason. And blonde.

[Lucky Day Spa]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

and also stories have a way of getting raped

surely you can think of a better way to phrase this

[The exploding boy]

Originally Posted by Lucky Day Spa

da vinci code

yeah like i said hes been in some real turds. Or the 9/11 movie...god...what was it Incredibly shit and stupidly lame. or whatever. I don't have the energy to be clever right now (or ever) but i can't remember the exact title anyway.

[ilikeplanets]

I will film it

[ilikeplanets]

I have grand artistic visions involving the board members. Nightly.

[The exploding boy]

Ok we can't have smashing pumpkins in the films for right purposes so we have to make up a band the forum is about in the film.

Ideas?

Don't say Mashed Potatoes.

[Mo]

Christina Ricci as Miss World

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

I will film it

Is this a porno now?

[The exploding boy]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

I have grand artistic visions involving the board members. Nightly.

where do i "fit in" in this vision?

[The exploding boy]

the thought of this should disgust someone specific immensely.

[Elphenor]

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by Lucky Day Spa

surely you can think of a better way to phrase this

haha
yeah that came out pretty bad

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

DUDE! HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT VOLUNTEERING?

[teh b0lly!!1]

Whoa

[The exploding boy]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

haha
yeah that came out pretty bad

yeah you should have said sexually abused or assaulted.

[vixnix]

There must be a female version of tom hanks...what about ellen degeneres or something

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

DUDE! HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT VOLUNTEERING?

Hey I said protesting

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by vixnix

There must be a female version of tom hanks...what about ellen degeneres or something

i was thinking meryl streep also

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by vixnix

There must be a female version of tom hanks...what about ellen degeneres or something

tom hanks' biggest virtue is that it's almost impossible not to like him

i don't think there are many people who are as immediately unlikable as ellen fucking degeneres

[teh b0lly!!1]

ellen DEGENERATE LOLOLO

[Trotskilicious]

you have weird opinions