I just cut the living ass fuck out of my finger - Page 2

teh b0lly!!1 · 03:58 PM

alright so every time i removed my bandage the cut would bleed furiously
couldn't get a decent shot and my entire house got blood spots on the floor

so here's a shot of my STITCHED UP FINGER INSTEAD

yes i went to the ER and i also got a goddamn tetanus shot

teh b0lly!!1 · 01-22-2015, 03:53 PM

too big and sideways
well i completely fucked that up huh

teh b0lly!!1 · 01-22-2015, 03:54 PM

say hello to my little friend

Elphenor · 01-22-2015, 04:19 PM

What a boner kill I was expecting blood

ilikeplanets · 01-22-2015, 04:47 PM

tinwop

srsly let's seeeeeee

ilikeplanets · 01-22-2015, 04:48 PM

oh nvm. i see pics but they're bandaged-d-d

MyOneAndOnly · 01-22-2015, 05:28 PM

I did that a year ago. Severed the nerve. Now my finger is numb past the first knuckle.

The exploding boy · 01-22-2015, 05:32 PM

Last time i cut my finger badly was really fucking stupid. There's a glass table back home that we've had for like 25 years. Its got a huge crack in it now and one edge of the crack is sticking out. Ran my finger on the fucking crack to appraise it. Genius. It cut REAL deep an i could feel the glass slicing through the flesh the whole way. It was pretty deep but i bandaged it right away and when the blood coagulated it kept the cut together fine. For such a nasty cut i was surprised at how fast it healed actually.

I have a fear of cuts actually. Like you can sit me in front of any ultra violent movie and ill be fine, guts flying, beheadings, dismemberment, whatevs.... but show me someone even just slightly cutting their hand with a knife (happen more often than you'd think in films/tv) and i have to look away and feel a have a shiver run down my spine.

I used to have dreams where i needed to defend myself with only a knife and couldn't do it. Or i'd do it and i felt like my whole body was screaming out in distress. If i ever HAVE to kill someone, it won't be with a sharp object....

Xteenmachine · 01-22-2015, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

I did that a year ago. Severed the nerve. Now my finger is numb past the first knuckle.

how did it happen?

MyOneAndOnly · 01-22-2015, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The exploding boy

Last time i cut my finger badly was really fucking stupid. For such a nasty cut i was surprised at how fast it healed actually.

I have a fear of cuts actually. If i ever HAVE to kill someone, it won't be with a sharp object....

fixed, actually

less is more

MyOneAndOnly · 01-22-2015, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xteenmachine

how did it happen?

I used a dull chef's knife to cut a squash in half and it slipped

teh b0lly!!1 · 01-26-2015, 06:09 AM

it still hurts like a bitch in case anyone cares

i'm completely handicapped and do everything with one hand the last few days
and since i'm left handed it's not even the good hand

reprise85 · 01-26-2015, 10:18 AM

im sorry

teh b0lly!!1 · 01-26-2015, 12:19 PM

eh it's alright
i'll probably be able to take the bandage off in a few days and then it'll be easier

teh b0lly!!1 · 01-27-2015, 01:19 PM

just took the bandage off
this is what it looks like glued up and after almost a week of healing
gah

Eulogy · 01-27-2015, 01:22 PM

teh b0lly!!1 · 01-27-2015, 01:23 PM

i tried to update the title to be more tabloid-ish
oh well

hnibos · 01-27-2015, 01:44 PM

You got some skinny fingers

yo soy el mejor · 01-27-2015, 06:26 PM

/wiggles eyebrows

slunken · 01-27-2015, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

just took the bandage off
this is what it looks like glued up and after almost a week of healing
gah

your little sister wants her camera back

yo soy el mejor · 01-27-2015, 06:55 PM

omg just noticed the cuticles and weird unkempt fingernail

yo soy el mejor · 01-27-2015, 06:56 PM

sorry it's on par with a seeing a giant booger dangling in one's nostril

Elphenor · 01-27-2015, 07:21 PM

I just cut the fuck out of my face shaving with this garbage razor uggggghhh

I didn't even feel anything but now I have all this micro-cuts bleeding under my chin

reprise85 · 01-27-2015, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

just took the bandage off
this is what it looks like glued up and after almost a week of healing
gah

yeah that looks like it hurt

slunken · 01-27-2015, 08:06 PM

his finger kind of looks like when i eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

teh b0lly!!1 · 01-28-2015, 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

sorry it's on par with a seeing a giant booger dangling in one's nostril

well i don't think so

my fingernails are much longer on my right hand because i play a lot of fingerstyle on acoustic guitar
if this bothers you you don't wanna see those

teh b0lly!!1 · 01-28-2015, 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

your little sister wants her camera back

wait what

Shallowed · 01-28-2015, 06:22 AM

teh b0lly!!1 · 01-28-2015, 09:51 AM

this is great

looks a little like ZILTOID THE OMNISCIENT

01-22-2015, 03:52 PM	#31
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	alright so every time i removed my bandage the cut would bleed furiously couldn't get a decent shot and my entire house got blood spots on the floor so here's a shot of my STITCHED UP FINGER INSTEAD yes i went to the ER and i also got a goddamn tetanus shot Last edited by teh b0lly!!1 : 01-22-2015 at 03:58 PM.

01-27-2015, 01:22 PM	#46
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,378	Eek

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Kick-Ass was a far better movie than I expected	Nimrod's Son	General Chat Archive	45	06-14-2012 06:02 AM
Anyone else "not care" anymore?	ninsp	Pumpkins Archive	56	04-06-2010 10:03 AM
read this shit	I'm Hardcore	General Chat Archive	42	06-25-2009 07:03 AM
Sharing. Work breeds sorrow.	sickbadthing	General Chat Archive	6	08-02-2008 04:31 PM

01-22-2015, 03:53 PM	#32
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	too big and sideways well i completely fucked that up huh

01-22-2015, 03:54 PM	#33
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	say hello to my little friend

01-22-2015, 04:19 PM	#34
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	What a boner kill I was expecting blood

01-22-2015, 04:47 PM	#35
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	tinwop srsly let's seeeeeee

01-22-2015, 04:48 PM	#36
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	oh nvm. i see pics but they're bandaged-d-d

01-22-2015, 05:28 PM	#37
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,952	I did that a year ago. Severed the nerve. Now my finger is numb past the first knuckle.

01-22-2015, 05:32 PM	#38
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	Last time i cut my finger badly was really fucking stupid. There's a glass table back home that we've had for like 25 years. Its got a huge crack in it now and one edge of the crack is sticking out. Ran my finger on the fucking crack to appraise it. Genius. It cut REAL deep an i could feel the glass slicing through the flesh the whole way. It was pretty deep but i bandaged it right away and when the blood coagulated it kept the cut together fine. For such a nasty cut i was surprised at how fast it healed actually. I have a fear of cuts actually. Like you can sit me in front of any ultra violent movie and ill be fine, guts flying, beheadings, dismemberment, whatevs.... but show me someone even just slightly cutting their hand with a knife (happen more often than you'd think in films/tv) and i have to look away and feel a have a shiver run down my spine. I used to have dreams where i needed to defend myself with only a knife and couldn't do it. Or i'd do it and i felt like my whole body was screaming out in distress. If i ever HAVE to kill someone, it won't be with a sharp object....

01-26-2015, 06:09 AM	#42
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	it still hurts like a bitch in case anyone cares i'm completely handicapped and do everything with one hand the last few days and since i'm left handed it's not even the good hand

01-26-2015, 10:18 AM	#43
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,891	im sorry

01-26-2015, 12:19 PM	#44
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	eh it's alright i'll probably be able to take the bandage off in a few days and then it'll be easier

01-27-2015, 01:19 PM	#45
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	just took the bandage off this is what it looks like glued up and after almost a week of healing gah

01-27-2015, 01:23 PM	#47
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	i tried to update the title to be more tabloid-ish oh well

01-27-2015, 01:44 PM	#48
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	You got some skinny fingers

01-27-2015, 06:26 PM	#49
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	/wiggles eyebrows

01-27-2015, 06:55 PM	#51
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	omg just noticed the cuticles and weird unkempt fingernail

01-27-2015, 06:56 PM	#52
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	sorry it's on par with a seeing a giant booger dangling in one's nostril

01-27-2015, 07:21 PM	#53
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	I just cut the fuck out of my face shaving with this garbage razor uggggghhh I didn't even feel anything but now I have all this micro-cuts bleeding under my chin

01-27-2015, 08:06 PM	#55
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	his finger kind of looks like when i eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

01-28-2015, 09:51 AM	#59
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	this is great looks a little like ZILTOID THE OMNISCIENT