I have piss poor eating habits. Advice

[Lucky Day Spa]

Originally Posted by washer

ice cream pig out

in order to work, this requires access to a specific auditorium

[slunken]

i'm sorry i didn't see anything about buffalo wings in that list

[slunken]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i cook single servings, leastways I aim to. all the production in putting it up evens out the difference between cooking afresh everytime

plus the microwave sucks at heating some stuff up

fuck man i'm looking to double my batches

[slunken]

anyone experienced with a food steamer? been thinking about picking one up for a few weeks now.

[slunken]

in my mind i'm just buying some fish and some vegetables and tossing it all in the steamer and coming back to dinner later. thoughts?

[slunken]

i mean fuck it even takes upwards of an hour to make a prison burrito

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

this isn't proven to be healthier and in fact it's kind of stupid

Healthier than what, Butt Pope's current diet?

I get that within the realms of veganism, you could eat nothing but sugar and that would be acceptable but that's obviously not what I'm suggesting, just eat fruits and vegetables, it's not that hard.

I'm not trying to herald the benefits of veganism and I'm no dietitian but surely only having fruit and veges in ones kitchen has got to be a better alternative to whatever Butt Pope has in his

[null123]

I get a huge portion of my calories from sugar these days (both fruit based and candy) and avoid starch and have never felt better
Lost fat and water weight, better mood, better eyebrows, more energy
What I'm saying is who fucking knows

[Trotskilicious]

yeah actually moving from typical american garbage diet to vegan is going to cause significant gastro intestinal distress until they normalize the diet

further, he's going to miss his trash diet more when he's eating bean curd

further, he's not going to be a nutritionist out of it so it's gonna be hard to get protein

further, it's practically a religious lifestyle so going from 0 to 100 is a good way to fail

further veganism is fucking retarded

[Order 66]

cooking a single meal is ideal.. but i'm assuming everybody is as lazy as i am. if i cooked for every meal i don't think i could ever clean the dishes everytime and my apt would be infested with radroaches.

i grew up on lean pockets so maybe the microwave is more palatable to me

[Trotskilicious]

having a balanced diet is better than what buttpope is doing right now, going all the way to vegan land is a ridiculous jump to conclusions and will set him up very nicely for failure

[Order 66]

i say fuck a steamer and invest in a girl. i mean grill. i just got a spitfire and that shit is off the chain. my turkey, my chicken, my roast pig.. bring in all the hoes. the fat ones

[Lucky Day Spa]

i want to know about how diets are measured by eyebrow success

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Order 66

cooking a single meal is ideal.. but i'm assuming everybody is as lazy as i am. if i cooked for every meal i don't think i could ever clean the dishes everytime and my apt would be infested with radroaches.

eh i got a few things i do that take ~30 mins and i can rinse out the pan i use pretty easily after cooking

[Lucky Day Spa]

shallowed, how are your eyebrows doing on a vegan diet

[null123]

I measure all my success in eyebrows

[slunken]

seriously though the day is too short to be eating or foraging for food more/less than 3 times a day

[Lucky Day Spa]

Originally Posted by Charmbag

I measure all my success in eyebrows

quantity? volume? uniformity? lustre? it's quantity isn't it

[Lucky Day Spa]

i knew i'd won the lottery after i woke up with four new eyebrows

[Lucky Day Spa]

that's not a metaphor

[Shallowed]

Again I'm not trying to come off like a vegan diet is flawless or anything. Also if motivation is supposed to be a factor then literally any diet will have that setback. It doesn't have to be religious, it's not like you have to swear off wool and leather and attend Greenpeace protests and shit, it's just eating fruit and veges

honestly though the vegan thing was more throwing it out there as a simple rule to follow more than anything, and I've already written more on the subject than I care for

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by Lucky Day Spa

shallowed, how are your eyebrows doing on a vegan diet

My eyebrows aren't on a vegan diet

[Lucky Day Spa]

what do they eat?

[great poster]

Originally Posted by Lucky Day Spa

never lick your knife

i kept on reading this as "wife"

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Shallowed

Again I'm not trying to come off like a vegan diet is flawless or anything. Also if motivation is supposed to be a factor then literally any diet will have that setback. It doesn't have to be religious, it's not like you have to swear off wool and leather and attend Greenpeace protests and shit, it's just eating fruit and veges

honestly though the vegan thing was more throwing it out there as a simple rule to follow more than anything, and I've already written more on the subject than I care for

the thing is that vegan being "healthier" is a myth. it's healthier than eating filth sure, but eating shoe leather might be healthier than eating most of your meals at fast food restaraunt

it annoys the shit out of me how people use "vegan" and "gluten free" and "juice cleansing" as shorthand for "healthy living"

so stop it

there's absolutely no proof that veganism is any healthier than a balanced omnivorous diet

[Shallowed]

Where does fast food, fruit/veges and shoe leather fit on the scale of healthy eating

[Shallowed]

Don't listen to me anyway I have piss poor eating habits too except it's completely the opposite problem

[Trotskilicious]

nah veganism is just stupid and trendy

[Trotskilicious]

you can feed yourself fine pretending you're not a fucking omnivore

[Shallowed]

You seem to have a knee jerk reaction to veganism