Where the hell is Monte?

[Elvis The Fat Years]

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Where is Monty, though? He seems to have disappeared.

[fuzzyroes]

Billy cut him out and now he's devastated

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by slunken

the world's on fire have you heard

he prolly don't know that the bird is the word

[Mo]

Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years

[Rider]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

Where is Monty, though? He seems to have disappeared.

I'm starting to wonder if he has a gag order.

Every time this topic is broached he seem to retreat further.

[yo soy el mejor]

when i was at monte's house i saw these water bottles in his garage:


i'd never seen that strap on a jug before and in passing mentioned it seemed a good idea. monte told me his parents thought of it and put the straps on themselves. later i realized he was a liar.

he was nice enough when we met. just overbearing. and a little bossy. i about cussed him out when he grabbed me by my hoodie when i was going to jaywalk and cross the street. he said he thought i would get hit but he ain't my daddy.

[slunken]

lol i've been buying that water because i like the carrying handle. didn't know i was contributing to the jmonte fortune.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by slunken

lol i've been buying that water because i like the carrying handle.

riiight. they're nifty!

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

when i was at monte's house i saw these water bottles in his garage:


i'd never seen that strap on a jug before and in passing mentioned it seemed a good idea. monte told me his parents thought of it and put the straps on themselves. later i realized he was a liar.

he was nice enough when we met. just overbearing. and a little bossy. i about cussed him out when he grabbed me by my hoodie when i was going to jaywalk and cross the street. he said he thought i would get hit but he ain't my daddy.

why the fuck would someone lie about that. is he a compulsive liar? i knew a real compulsive liar once, we met in an inpatient place and he could just not stop lying about everything and his whole life was based on lies. everyone clashed with him and eventually he admitted it and said he couldnt stop doing it

[Rider]

Originally Posted by reprise85

why the fuck would someone lie about that. is he a compulsive liar? i knew a real compulsive liar once, we met in an inpatient place and he could just not stop lying about everything and his whole life was based on lies. everyone clashed with him and eventually he admitted it and said he couldnt stop doing it

I've known several people like that.

You can see Monte lying all the time on here. Like he loves to tell every Gaddrow forgave him. He knows that's not what happened.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by reprise85

why the fuck would someone lie about that.

maybe his parents were lying to him?

[Kahlo]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

Where is Monty, though? He seems to have disappeared.

Yeah, Monte has cancer and is dealing with that at the moment.

How do you feel now YOU MONSTERS?

[Esty]

Sometimes the world makes sense.

[Kahlo]

Originally Posted by Belteshazzar

He should buy a boat. He lives right on the shores of Lake Michigan. Plus, he could do the whole "Cap'n Billy" thing. And he already loves wearing sailor stripes.

You could be seaman Belty. His first mate.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

when i was at monte's house i saw these water bottles in his garage:


i'd never seen that strap on a jug before and in passing mentioned it seemed a good idea. monte told me his parents thought of it and put the straps on themselves. later i realized he was a liar.

he was nice enough when we met. just overbearing. and a little bossy. i about cussed him out when he grabbed me by my hoodie when i was going to jaywalk and cross the street. he said he thought i would get hit but he ain't my daddy.

goddamn i would give anything to meet monte. didn't d meet him once too?

[Kahlo]

Originally Posted by Belteshazzar

rofl kahlo

happy 1000th post. Glad you went out on a high.

[Mals Marola]

why the fuck didn't you say that in the amagram post-count thread, shit!!!

[killtrocity]

get out of here with that sorcery

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

physical things or like ripped music and junk?

what the hell. monte is going to hell before any of us.

yes, mikey g was kind enough to try to be this guy's friend and monte repaid him by stealing a bootleg or something from mike's house

[Trotskilicious]

that is why i started being mean to him and it's not like he's done anything since to make me any less mean to him

[Mals Marola]

Originally Posted by Belteshazzar

You mean anagram? I think you mean palindrome, because anagram is something different......for example, Axl Rose is an anagram for Oral Sex.

1001 would be a numeric palindrome.

yes... yes you are correct i mispoke

you know me so well how do you do it

[Trotskilicious]

sounds par for the course in a business class

she probably says synergize in regular conversation

[reprise85]

my friend who is an english professor says business students are by far the dumbest students he has. he teaches mostly english 1, american lit and renaissance lit

[hnibos]

I think a professor can stil judge that even if the kids don't care. I mean, we can judge how dumb someone is just by having a 5 minute conversation with them.

[Eulogy]

Or by reading five posts. Generally.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by Belteshazzar

well, to be fair, i'm not sure how many business students give a crap about literature. business is just a catch all for people who want to make money. in that group, you'll have some who like literature and some who don't, some who are good at math and some who arent, etc. dumb people, smart people, everyone in between. it's a pretty diverse group.

you'll have liberal arts teachers who crap on the business students, business and math/science teachers who crap on the liberal arts students. "stupid" can have a lot to do with context.

i'm talking students who don't know proper grammar whatsoever, cannot defend an argument, say racist things (common in american lit classes, apparently), etc

[Trotskilicious]

i met a lot of business grads and they all have been myopic clones with zero critical thinking skills

they can't be bothered knowing anything about science or the arts and that's what makes them dull and why our culture and 'ethics' are the way they are

[Trotskilicious]

makes sense belte would want to get a buisness degree

[Sonic Johnny]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

makes sense belte would want to get a buisness degree

he probably listened to tootles