not real sure what to do with this (sensitive) (nsfw)

slunken · 10-03-2014, 08:12 PM

the lord works in mysterious ways

Future Boy · 10-03-2014, 09:21 PM

the potty probably just deserved it

slunken · 10-03-2014, 10:00 PM

hang up the phone ******

Mooney · 10-03-2014, 10:01 PM

she's clearly reading the lyrics written by her father offscreen.

slunken · 10-03-2014, 10:06 PM

so true

slunken · 10-03-2014, 10:09 PM

for real though when she hits that second "let me poop" during the chorus and it goes up a fifth i die every time

slunken · 10-03-2014, 10:16 PM

the smell never bothered me anyway

The exploding boy · 10-03-2014, 10:34 PM

I wrote this once to the tune of Cheap Trick's Mighty Wings

It's just a ring of pain
Inbetween my cheeks
it burns around the bum
Doesn't get much worse for me

I take a bite on the edge of a belt
push out all the rest
I hurt inside but shit it out
Cause there's no space for this fecal mess

There's a raging fire in my ass tonight
Growing deeper and deeper in my hole
There's a raging fire in my piles tonight
I'm gonna sit on this porcelain bowl
For most of the night

[Chorus]
shouldn't have made you give me
all your spicy wings
made you give me
all your spicy wings at T.G.I's
shouldn't have had your spicy wings
shouldn't have had your spicy wings tonight

With just a little drop
A little cold white cream
It cuts this pain that's like razor blades
T'ill I feel the relief I wanna feel

There's a raging fire in my ass tonight
Growing higher and higher in my hole
There's a raging fire in my piles tonight
I'll have to sit on this porcelain bowl
For most of the night

shouldn't have made you give me
all your spicy wings
made you give me
all your spicy wings at T.G.I's
shouldn't have had your spicy wings
shouldn't have had your spicy wings tonight

Sonic Johnny · 10-04-2014, 03:20 AM

Well I dunno about the rest of netphoria but i'm convinced TEB: you're allowed into our cool gang cause of your cool top gun soundtrack song parody

Trotskilicious · 10-04-2014, 04:34 AM

super cool he wrote something

Trotskilicious · 10-04-2014, 04:34 AM

The exploding boy · 10-04-2014, 07:06 AM

Thanks that means alot coming from you guys.

Sonic Johnny · 10-04-2014, 09:42 AM

If receiving facetious praise from Trots and I has no value to you, you have literally no reason to be here.

The exploding boy · 10-04-2014, 10:41 AM

I think i pretty much expressed that it had value just now. But maybe you read that as sarcasm. It's really ruined our generation.

slunken · 10-04-2014, 10:43 AM

LET ME PEEWWP

yo soy el mejor · 10-04-2014, 01:05 PM

that's a straight up little girl's room

The exploding boy · 10-04-2014, 01:54 PM

Thats what i hate about people posting videos of their kids, 90% of the time its engineered. And if not, its the kid clearly just wanting attention anyway they can get it. Then again i hate children. Ok not really, but i hate parents for making the children and raising them to be annoying narcissistic shits. I mean kids nowadays make me look normal and not self-absorbed.

slunken · 10-04-2014, 09:05 PM

i'm so glad youtube/fb didn't exist when i was growing up. i wonder if this video will haunt the poor child as she grows older.

slunken · 10-04-2014, 09:08 PM

like she's in her 20s, dating some guy, and he's in the shower and she needs to check her email but as she goes to sign him out of his service she notices a bunch of emails and files to and from the guy relating to her youtube video and the only reason he is dating her is because of the video so he can brag to his friends he banged the let me poop girl from youtube and its kind of sad because she is really attractive now that she's all grown up and she's got a lot going for her but some people just won't let that video die its impossible to delete something like that once its gone viral

Order 66 · 10-04-2014, 09:09 PM

oh gimme the lube boys
and grease my pole
i wanna get lost in your glory hole
and drift away...

slunken · 10-04-2014, 09:17 PM

imagine if you were an 8 year old boy filming yourself singing that and then you uploaded it publically

slunken · 10-04-2014, 09:17 PM

the internet does not forget

Order 66 · 10-04-2014, 09:27 PM

she may regret it but when she meets st. peter at the gates he'll have a checklist: did you keep your linkedin profile regularly updated? did you do a Let it Go cover on youtube during 2013-15? or the ATS cum bucket challenge or whatever that was. these are the things that matter

slunken · 10-04-2014, 09:31 PM

plus i bet if you get her drunk enough she will still sing it

slunken · 10-04-2014, 09:31 PM

"c'mon emily do the song have another shot!"

slunken · 10-04-2014, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

plus i bet if you get her drunk enough she will still sing it

i mean in the future, obviously. centuries from now.,

yo soy el mejor · 10-05-2014, 08:45 AM

The exploding boy · 10-05-2014, 08:58 AM

I hope this kid is happily gay married now

It's the most fabulous under 12 male i've ever seen (actually he might be about 12).

slunken · 10-05-2014, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

Hahaha

10-03-2014, 08:12 PM	#1
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	not real sure what to do with this (sensitive) (nsfw) the lord works in mysterious ways

10-03-2014, 10:01 PM	#4
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	she's clearly reading the lyrics written by her father offscreen. __________________

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10-03-2014, 09:21 PM	#2
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,972	the potty probably just deserved it

10-03-2014, 10:00 PM	#3
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	hang up the phone ******

10-03-2014, 10:09 PM	#6
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	for real though when she hits that second "let me poop" during the chorus and it goes up a fifth i die every time

10-03-2014, 10:16 PM	#7
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	the smell never bothered me anyway

10-03-2014, 10:34 PM	#8
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	I wrote this once to the tune of Cheap Trick's Mighty Wings It's just a ring of pain Inbetween my cheeks it burns around the bum Doesn't get much worse for me I take a bite on the edge of a belt push out all the rest I hurt inside but shit it out Cause there's no space for this fecal mess There's a raging fire in my ass tonight Growing deeper and deeper in my hole There's a raging fire in my piles tonight I'm gonna sit on this porcelain bowl For most of the night [Chorus] shouldn't have made you give me all your spicy wings made you give me all your spicy wings at T.G.I's shouldn't have had your spicy wings shouldn't have had your spicy wings tonight With just a little drop A little cold white cream It cuts this pain that's like razor blades T'ill I feel the relief I wanna feel There's a raging fire in my ass tonight Growing higher and higher in my hole There's a raging fire in my piles tonight I'll have to sit on this porcelain bowl For most of the night shouldn't have made you give me all your spicy wings made you give me all your spicy wings at T.G.I's shouldn't have had your spicy wings shouldn't have had your spicy wings tonight

10-04-2014, 03:20 AM	#9
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	Well I dunno about the rest of netphoria but i'm convinced TEB: you're allowed into our cool gang cause of your cool top gun soundtrack song parody

10-04-2014, 04:34 AM	#10
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	super cool he wrote something

10-04-2014, 04:34 AM	#11
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	once

10-04-2014, 07:06 AM	#12
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	Thanks that means alot coming from you guys.

10-04-2014, 09:42 AM	#13
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	If receiving facetious praise from Trots and I has no value to you, you have literally no reason to be here.

10-04-2014, 10:41 AM	#14
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	I think i pretty much expressed that it had value just now. But maybe you read that as sarcasm. It's really ruined our generation.

10-04-2014, 10:43 AM	#15
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	LET ME PEEWWP

10-04-2014, 01:05 PM	#16
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	that's a straight up little girl's room

10-04-2014, 01:54 PM	#17
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	Thats what i hate about people posting videos of their kids, 90% of the time its engineered. And if not, its the kid clearly just wanting attention anyway they can get it. Then again i hate children. Ok not really, but i hate parents for making the children and raising them to be annoying narcissistic shits. I mean kids nowadays make me look normal and not self-absorbed.

10-04-2014, 09:05 PM	#18
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	i'm so glad youtube/fb didn't exist when i was growing up. i wonder if this video will haunt the poor child as she grows older.

10-04-2014, 09:08 PM	#19
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	like she's in her 20s, dating some guy, and he's in the shower and she needs to check her email but as she goes to sign him out of his service she notices a bunch of emails and files to and from the guy relating to her youtube video and the only reason he is dating her is because of the video so he can brag to his friends he banged the let me poop girl from youtube and its kind of sad because she is really attractive now that she's all grown up and she's got a lot going for her but some people just won't let that video die its impossible to delete something like that once its gone viral

10-04-2014, 09:09 PM	#20
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	oh gimme the lube boys and grease my pole i wanna get lost in your glory hole and drift away...

10-04-2014, 09:17 PM	#21
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	imagine if you were an 8 year old boy filming yourself singing that and then you uploaded it publically

10-04-2014, 09:27 PM	#23
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	she may regret it but when she meets st. peter at the gates he'll have a checklist: did you keep your linkedin profile regularly updated? did you do a Let it Go cover on youtube during 2013-15? or the ATS cum bucket challenge or whatever that was. these are the things that matter

10-04-2014, 09:31 PM	#24
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	plus i bet if you get her drunk enough she will still sing it

10-05-2014, 08:45 AM	#27
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693

10-05-2014, 08:58 AM	#28
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	I hope this kid is happily gay married now It's the most fabulous under 12 male i've ever seen (actually he might be about 12).