christmas hauls - Page 3

reprise85 · 01-02-2014, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years

what kind of sexual device is this?

yo soy el mejor · 01-02-2014, 01:19 AM

i'm a woman, man.

Elvis The Fat Years · 01-02-2014, 01:55 AM

after watching the video it looks like its used for foreplay.

probably while listening to wind chimes.

yo soy el mejor · 01-02-2014, 04:43 PM

the other day i laid on the floor and was using it for my lower back and i heard my insides gurgle and the next day i had a tender spot under my ribcage. my back felt better, though.

i forgot my aunt and uncle gave me this lamp, too:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...0L._SY300_.jpg

everyone in my family still thinks i'm some weird teenager. my tia isabel (who gave me a purse) said 'i didn't know your style, but i remember you being into hippie-type things'. i never was. but i thought the purse was hot either way.

Bread Regal · 01-02-2014, 05:41 PM

i want a thera cane

slunken · 01-02-2014, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

everyone in my family still thinks i'm some weird teenager.

slunken · 01-10-2014, 01:12 PM

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Cool As Ice Cream · 01-13-2014, 10:14 AM

a jumper
l'eau d'issey pour homme
two pairs of skiing socks
a salami sausage
500 euro
one hangover

yo soy el mejor · 01-13-2014, 10:18 AM

that's the best so far

Cool As Ice Cream · 01-13-2014, 10:29 AM

you can never have enough skiing socks.

i may have gotten other things, but i can honestly not remember them right now. i had a lot to drink, and it's been a while.

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01-02-2014, 01:19 AM	#62
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	i'm a woman, man.

01-02-2014, 01:55 AM	#63
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	after watching the video it looks like its used for foreplay. probably while listening to wind chimes.

01-02-2014, 04:43 PM	#64
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	the other day i laid on the floor and was using it for my lower back and i heard my insides gurgle and the next day i had a tender spot under my ribcage. my back felt better, though. i forgot my aunt and uncle gave me this lamp, too: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...0L._SY300_.jpg everyone in my family still thinks i'm some weird teenager. my tia isabel (who gave me a purse) said 'i didn't know your style, but i remember you being into hippie-type things'. i never was. but i thought the purse was hot either way.

01-02-2014, 05:41 PM	#65
Bread Regal Banned Posts: 5,711	i want a thera cane

01-10-2014, 01:12 PM	#67
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	Bot deleted

01-13-2014, 10:14 AM	#68
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,760	a jumper l'eau d'issey pour homme two pairs of skiing socks a salami sausage 500 euro one hangover

01-13-2014, 10:18 AM	#69
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	that's the best so far

01-13-2014, 10:29 AM	#70
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,760	you can never have enough skiing socks. i may have gotten other things, but i can honestly not remember them right now. i had a lot to drink, and it's been a while.