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10-01-2013, 10:21 PM
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Minion of Satan
 
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what did i miss
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10-01-2013, 10:27 PM
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Brazilian Blouselord
 
Location: heavy metal pool party
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Lotta whathaveyous.
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10-01-2013, 10:52 PM
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Immortal
 
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That I'm struggling to come up with anything tells you all you need to know
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10-02-2013, 12:17 AM
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Minion of Satan
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so..... what do you wanna talk about?
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10-02-2013, 02:44 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 31,761
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sunshine, birds, jet airplanes, and cranky old men.
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10-02-2013, 06:08 AM
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Socialphobic
 
Location: you look like you like to hang out. you look like you like to hang out and drink soda
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sunshine- it's been fucking hot as fuck here lately. the sunshine is beautiful after summer haze but bring on monsoon.
birds- i've always wanted a falcon jet airplanes- not down for planes. try not to think of them. i have a flight friday morning followed by a nightmare bus trip saturday. guah. cranky old men- there's this old dude from egypt who used to stay at my job. he's a pro golfer living here and for some reason started to be my friend and would come by to chat and drink coffee. just super weird. i dont even know about this guy. then he started asking me for weed. one night he showed up at my job at like midnight saying he missed his bus and can he hang with me until 5am. then he told me about how he wants to turn me into a pro golfer and how i need to start as his caddy and blah blah. |
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10-02-2013, 06:52 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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he doesn't sound cranky to me.
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10-02-2013, 09:11 AM
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Banned
Location: all over the Internet
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i haven't been around for a while
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10-02-2013, 09:51 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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sleeper quit netphoria
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10-02-2013, 11:56 AM
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Socialphobic
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mirrar lied and the economy died
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10-02-2013, 01:41 PM
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Immortal
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Netphoria is a corpse and we are the post-mortem shit trickling out of the slackened asshole
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10-02-2013, 02:50 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler
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Monte, just a whole lot of Monte.
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10-02-2013, 02:59 PM
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Immortal
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you missed christmas dinner and me.
lets reheat it in the microwave. |
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10-02-2013, 03:23 PM
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Banned
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10-02-2013, 03:40 PM
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Virgo
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10-02-2013, 03:59 PM
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
 
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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cranky old men - i went to the dollar store after work yesterday (about 8:30pm) and some dude stops me and goes... "hey, let me ask you something... are you jewish" and i say "yeah" and he goes "really? you look jewish. i grew up in [wherever it was] and it's 99% jewish. i had a jewish girlfriend! if you dont mind me asking, how old are you"
me: "28" him: "really?!? i'm 63!" me: [puzzled stare] him: "you look just like this jewish girl i dated! i love jews! it's so funny i found a jew" me: [suppressing urge to say this community is like 25% jewish] "ok, have a good night" him: "good luck with your job! maybe you'll be the manager some day!" |
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10-02-2013, 04:04 PM
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Banned
Location: all over the Internet
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That ain't crank.
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10-02-2013, 04:56 PM
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The Man of Tomorrow
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is this a religion thread yet
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10-02-2013, 05:52 PM
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Braindead
 
Location: I was just reading, right?
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Nimrod is pretty liberal these days.
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10-02-2013, 08:43 PM
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Minion of Satan
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When I fly with my friend who fears flying I whisper ominous things in his ear: "did you hear that noise?? uh oh" -- and that I see a gremlin on the wing. After a while of parodying his phobia he sort of stops fearing flying. Do you work at a bar? My bartender friends have a million stories like that. There's always the regulars who get really attached and whose behaviour escalates in creepiness -- until they pinch someones ass and are banned from the bar for life. |
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10-02-2013, 08:43 PM
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Minion of Satan
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What's up?? |
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10-02-2013, 08:45 PM
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Minion of Satan
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Is it just that the right has radicalized so much in recent years that he seems more to the left, like some sort of weird parallax error? Sort of like how Bill O'Reilly somehow seems utterly sensible and moderate all of a sudden. |
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10-02-2013, 08:46 PM
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Minion of Satan
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10-02-2013, 08:50 PM
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Minion of Satan
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Just in, like, number of posts per day, what percentage have things declined from a few years ago? The board does seem like that proverbial pale shadow. How do message boards die? What is that process? |
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10-02-2013, 08:52 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: WILD BOY
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how many regular boarders do you guys think we have these days? like 20?
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10-02-2013, 08:53 PM
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Banned
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
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10-02-2013, 08:54 PM
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Banned
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
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haven't we all found boards that have like one topic that someone posted in two weeks ago and the rest of the posts are like completely dead for months even years |
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10-02-2013, 08:59 PM
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Minion of Satan
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10-02-2013, 09:00 PM
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Minion of Satan
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Do you guys discuss the demise of this place often? I guess it's a bad sign when the main topic of conversation on a board is the imminent death of the board |
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10-02-2013, 09:01 PM
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Banned
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
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no, but he's waaay out there
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