Pornography 1748 Style

TuralyonW3 · 09-10-2013, 12:06 AM

"...and now, disengag’d from the shirt, I saw, with wonder and surprise, what? not the play-thing of a boy, not the weapon of a man, but a maypole of so enormous a standard, that had proportions been observ’d, it must have belong’d to a young giant. Its prodigious size made me shrink again; yet I could not, without pleasure, behold, and even ventur’d to feel, such a length, such a breadth of animated ivory! perfectly well turn’d and fashion’d, the proud stiffness of which distended its skin, whose smooth polish and velvet softness might vie with that of the most delicate of our sex, and whose exquisite whiteness was not a little set off by a sprout of black curling hair round the root, through the jetty sprigs of which the fair skin shew’d as in a fine evening you may have remark’d the clear light ether through the branchwork of distant trees over-topping the summit of a hill: then the broad and blueish-cast incarnate of the head, and blue serpentines of its veins, altogether compos’d the most striking assemblage of figure and colours in nature. In short, it stood an object of terror and delight.

"But what was yet more surprising, the owner of this natural curiosity, through the want of occasions in the strictness of his home-breeding, and the little time he had been in town not having afforded him one, was hitherto an absolute stranger, in practice at least, to the use of all that manhood he was so nobly stock’d with; and it now fell to my lot to stand his first trial of it, if I could resolve to run the risks of its disproportion to that tender part of me, which such an oversiz’d machine was very fit to lay in ruins."

slunken · 09-10-2013, 12:44 AM

dude she totally wants it

slunken · 09-10-2013, 12:45 AM

you're gonna score

Sonic Johnny · 09-10-2013, 01:31 AM

but didst thou receive fellatio?

slunken · 09-10-2013, 02:15 AM

tudlyon likes reading flourid descriptions of dicks

TuralyonW3 · 09-10-2013, 02:16 AM

Is all about the broad and blueish-cast incarnate of the head and blue serpentines of the veins

yo soy el mejor · 09-10-2013, 03:04 AM

it wasn't so bad until it wouldn't stop.

vixnix · 09-10-2013, 09:28 AM

how endeth the encounter. dost though tender part lie in ruins or nay. mayhap the ivory tower crumbled before the assault after it speweth forth its custardy potion into the air.

TuralyonW3 · 09-10-2013, 10:35 PM

D. · 09-11-2013, 01:01 AM

1748 Shades of Gray

09-10-2013, 12:06 AM	#1
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,567	Pornography 1748 Style "...and now, disengag’d from the shirt, I saw, with wonder and surprise, what? not the play-thing of a boy, not the weapon of a man, but a maypole of so enormous a standard, that had proportions been observ’d, it must have belong’d to a young giant. Its prodigious size made me shrink again; yet I could not, without pleasure, behold, and even ventur’d to feel, such a length, such a breadth of animated ivory! perfectly well turn’d and fashion’d, the proud stiffness of which distended its skin, whose smooth polish and velvet softness might vie with that of the most delicate of our sex, and whose exquisite whiteness was not a little set off by a sprout of black curling hair round the root, through the jetty sprigs of which the fair skin shew’d as in a fine evening you may have remark’d the clear light ether through the branchwork of distant trees over-topping the summit of a hill: then the broad and blueish-cast incarnate of the head, and blue serpentines of its veins, altogether compos’d the most striking assemblage of figure and colours in nature. In short, it stood an object of terror and delight. "But what was yet more surprising, the owner of this natural curiosity, through the want of occasions in the strictness of his home-breeding, and the little time he had been in town not having afforded him one, was hitherto an absolute stranger, in practice at least, to the use of all that manhood he was so nobly stock’d with; and it now fell to my lot to stand his first trial of it, if I could resolve to run the risks of its disproportion to that tender part of me, which such an oversiz’d machine was very fit to lay in ruins."

09-10-2013, 10:35 PM	#9
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,567	Heh

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09-10-2013, 12:44 AM	#2
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	dude she totally wants it

09-10-2013, 12:45 AM	#3
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	you're gonna score

09-10-2013, 01:31 AM	#4
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	but didst thou receive fellatio?

09-10-2013, 02:15 AM	#5
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	tudlyon likes reading flourid descriptions of dicks

09-10-2013, 02:16 AM	#6
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,567	Is all about the broad and blueish-cast incarnate of the head and blue serpentines of the veins

09-10-2013, 03:04 AM	#7
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	it wasn't so bad until it wouldn't stop.

09-10-2013, 09:28 AM	#8
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	how endeth the encounter. dost though tender part lie in ruins or nay. mayhap the ivory tower crumbled before the assault after it speweth forth its custardy potion into the air.

09-11-2013, 01:01 AM	#10
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	1748 Shades of Gray