NFL 2013 Season Thread

[SlingeroGuitaro]

He got pissy because Linda Cohn's was bigger.

[Trotskilicious]

i just want to let everyone know that i consider showing unsolicited pictures of your dick to someone on the phone is as bad as whipping it out

i mean if she's all about it "AY SEAN SALISBURY STEAK SHOW ME UR WOOD" then that's one thing

see Ansari, Aziz "Buried Alive" for informal polling data about how often women receive unsolicited pictures of dicks

[duovamp]

Otto Grahm, best of all time.
Dan Marino, undeserving to tie Tebow's shoelaces.

[I'm Hardcore]

still funny how Eulogy never got all over Trots' business for calling Kaepernick overrated

[Trotskilicious]

he's trying to ignore me and doing well so far

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

have i said anywhere that he sucks?

i did :twisted:

he sucksssss, he'll implode and bro out real hard and rape a girl or something fuck that guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[duovamp]

I think... Tebow is better.


http://i.imgur.com/ZnhVAJc.jpg

[I'm Hardcore]

let's talk about San Francisco's defense, and how it has helped to win plenty of games for them

[duovamp]

And let's talk about this QB, who had mediocre stats, tons of wins, and a great defense.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

this is kind of stupid now, maybe ol santorum lover saw this and it made him literally angry with rage

[The Omega Concern]

The United States of Paranoia:

[Banana]

Going to go with Seattle 27 - Broncos 26

[I'm Hardcore]

Broncos 27
Seahawks 24

[duovamp]

FOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLL

[duovamp]

I think I want Seattle to win. Mostly because of Coleman and because I hope it sends a message to the NFL to focus on defense.

[duovamp]

I got nothing against the Broncos though. And I think they'll win.

[duovamp]

Fans collapse at overcrowded station
http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/2013...-train-station

SECAUCUS, N.J. -- Several people have collapsed in an overcrowded New Jersey train station while waiting in long lines to get to the Super Bowl.

Emergency medical workers pushed their way through the overheated crowd to treat the people at Secaucus Junction on Sunday afternoon.

Long lines have come to a standstill in front of airport-style security machines that apparently cannot handle the crowd volume. People were squeezed together in an enclosed stairwell.

As more trains arrived, police tried to thin the sweating, jostling crowd by spreading people across the platform.

Initial fan calls of "Seahawks" and "Broncos" gave way to angry shouts of "New Jersey, your Super Bowl sucks!"

"The league is aware of the problem, and New Jersey transit is handling it," NFL spokeman Greg Aiello told ESPN's Sal Paolantonio. "It's clearing up. Fans are here."

[Trotskilicious]

governor christie is aware of the problem and is air lifting italian hams to his governor's mansion

[Eulogy]

i wanted the seahawks to win

but i also kind of wanted an exciting game?

[Trotskilicious]

i wanted payton manning to win but he really sucks so far

[duovamp]

Just completely out of contrololol at this point. Stunning really.

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

governor christie is aware of the problem and is air lifting italian hams to his governor's mansion

[Trotskilicious]

this is sad i feel foolish for all my payton hype

[duovamp]

It's just a complete nightmare for them, not even really on him. Plus Seattle obviously did their homework and they're insanely prepared for their playbook.

[Trotskilicious]

that defense is insane who is the coordinator

[sppunk]

Anytime Peyton gets blown out is a good day. Glad Seattle won its title.

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

that defense is insane who is the coordinator

http://www.extremetech.com/wp-conten...ercomputer.jpg

[Bread Regal]

middling football team enjoys transient good fortune

[Banana]

Originally Posted by Banana

He didn't play well but don't underplay the Seahawks defense. I expect the Denver WR to struggle against that secondary. They have never played anything like that Seahawks defense in Denver during the Manning era. Plus it will be cold during that Super Bowl.

Yep.

[sppunk]

It wasn't cold, numbnuts.

[I'm Hardcore]

shit, that was a turn out.