NFL 2013 Season Thread

[Trotskilicious]

although i'd like to further point out that Josh McCown is at the top of the list

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

although i'd like to further point out that Josh McCown is at the top of the list

yeah yeah i know. but no stat is going to tell the whole story.

he has a strong arm that is serviceably accurate and he's always a threat to run. i'm not trying to be a dick to i'm hardcore here, but the "LOL 164 AGAINST THE JAGUARS" comment makes it seem like he's new to football. i don't see a reason to trust his eye test. that's all. i mean how many QBs in the league would you rather have? a solid handful. but not all that many.

[TuralyonW3]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

we still like to dogpile on jax as the worst team but i'd like to point out the texans finished 2-14, were coached by wade phillips and lost to jacksonville TWICE

and on top of that I may have to root for aggie prick johnny manziel next year

[Trotskilicious]

he isn't going #1 is he, the guy is tebow2

[duovamp]

I've been waiting for a year to see the Steelers pick up Haha Clinton-Dix. Gonna be balls deep in his jersey if they do.

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

he isn't going #1 is he, the guy is tebow2

I still think Tebow could be starting for... at least four or 5 teams right now.

[Trotskilicious]

texans should draft clowney, trade for rivers and then take a shit on everyone ever

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by duovamp

I still think Tebow could be starting for... at least four or 5 teams right now.

dude tebow could play in the same way chad henne and brandon wheedon can play for a team

[Trotskilicious]

i mean if you want to call that starting qb

[TuralyonW3]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

he isn't going #1 is he, the guy is tebow2

that's what i say, but Kiper has him #1. Might not mean shit but just the possibility makes me wanna puke

[duovamp]

Well, yeah I do want to call that a starting QB. Come on, that diseased giraffe Glennon is okay, but you can't tell me Tebow wouldn't get better results for just as cheap.

[duovamp]

Or ffs Cassel. CASSEL.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

that's what i say, but Kiper has him #1. Might not mean shit but just the possibility makes me wanna puke

i looked a few mocks when you said that and they all have him 4 or below

bridgewater and the UCF guy seem to be 1 and 2 with manziel pretty solidly 3

kiper is over the hill and always wrong i thought

[Trotskilicious]

seriously though why couldn't houston grab rivers

guy loves santorum i know but man can he throw a ball seriously that team would have been a laughingstock without him

[duovamp]

Could be worse, they could've picked up Flacco for a billion dollars a season. TROLOLOLOL.

[Trotskilicious]

honestly after this season from rivers i'm not sure if eli manning is really that clearly better than him

i pretty much decided that playoff and especially super bowl wins are meaningless since the giants have 2

it's an organizational achievement, not "QB GOOD BECUZ PLAYOF WINZ" espn simplification

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by duovamp

Well, yeah I do want to call that a starting QB. Come on, that diseased giraffe Glennon is okay, but you can't tell me Tebow wouldn't get better results for just as cheap.

the same or worse

[Trotskilicious]

i mean yeah he should start in cleveland but that's still not good

i just can't believe they even drafted joss whedon, guy is 27 out of college he's over are you fuckin with me a rookie qb at 27 in the NFL what is that, that's hilarious

[Trotskilicious]

why would you waste a high pick on a 27 year old guy you need jesus what the fuck is wrong with you

[Trotskilicious]

i do think i could run the browns better than whoever actually claims to be

i think we all could, even banana

[duovamp]

I completely agree. It's like they're being sabotaged.

[duovamp]

[Trotskilicious]

i feel bad for the coaches they hire it's like yeah you get this on your resume but people figure if the browns settled for you to be their HC for a year, you must be a coordinator at best.

[duovamp]

I'd think being associated with that organization in any way would be a brown mark on your resume. They're basically paying someone to ruin his or her career.

Either they find someone desperate or they just grab some Texas high school football coach. Regardless I'm hoping for another 2 free wins for the Steelers.

[Trotskilicious]

see if i was in charge i'd find a guy that gets a good reaction from the youts and then i'd just keep him until i know what kind of talent i have, i mean they just fire guys left and right like that has no effect on anything or they have expectations beyond trying to win at least 6 games, it's so sad

seriously what did chud do to get fired? coach the browns. "Well the team sucked." OF COURSE IT SUCKS

[Trotskilicious]

but you know what actually they had a top 10 defense

yeah but the coach is fired

great work everyone

[Trotskilicious]

just gonna have a new coach every season until cleveland makes the playoffs by accident

[duovamp]

I'd think any head coaching contract should last 3 years minimum, big fuckups aside, just so you can actually measure how the team developed from the start. But what do I know. The Deelers look at coaching differently. Tomlin's job is more secure than anyone's in the entire sport, including groundskeepers, towel boys, and coaches' sons on elementary school teams.

Anyhow, Pettine doesn't seem Brown-level awful. Guy's got his shit cut out for him.

[duovamp]

I'm p excited about Munchak, but I'm still not sure if I should be.

[Trotskilicious]

steelers are one of the best run organizations in the history of sport, and they even put other teams in the same city to shame. while the pirates are whining about being a small market the steelers enjoy national popularity and consistent relevance

that can dry up like a turd in the sun though see; Radiers, Oakland and Los Angeles