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09-09-2013, 01:10 PM
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Socialphobic
 
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you want to have as many kids as you can before the black market value goes down
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09-09-2013, 05:56 PM
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#122 |
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007 373 5963
 
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heres what you do. you have as many kids as you want now and throw them in the freezer. when you think your ready for them take them out and put them in the microwave for 2-3 minutes.
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09-10-2013, 12:08 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
 
Location: the warmth between your thighs
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what made you decide to get married? Just curious.
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09-11-2013, 07:52 PM
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*****
 
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Being single has it's many joys, but it also sucks from time to time .
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09-11-2013, 07:54 PM
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#125 |
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huh
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there is a middle ground
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09-11-2013, 07:54 PM
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#126 |
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Banned
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
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no there isn't! it's either one way or it's not!
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09-13-2013, 04:55 AM
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#127 |
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Socialphobic
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
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Ask rbg about the middle ground amirite
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09-13-2013, 06:30 AM
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#128 |
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Minion of Satan
 
Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals
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haha!
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09-13-2013, 06:48 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: bye
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most people wanna have kids and if you divorce your wife when she was planning on having kids with you that sucks extra for her |
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09-13-2013, 06:55 PM
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#130 |
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Socialphobic
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if i have kids its going to be when i'm 50
bwahaha have fun with yr bio clock |
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09-13-2013, 07:04 PM
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#131 |
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Virgo
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women aren't used up when their biological clock runs out; they get way more fun.
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09-13-2013, 08:31 PM
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#132 |
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Socialphobic
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
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D:
Also...higher rates of autism are linked with older fathers...you can still make the sperm and shoot it out, but the quality takes a dive over time. Just like all our other cells I guess. Stupid design life seems to have here, IMO. |
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09-13-2013, 08:44 PM
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09-16-2013, 10:00 AM
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#134 |
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Banned
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living with my parents aint so bad.
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09-16-2013, 12:32 PM
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#135 |
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i've gotten quite accustomed to it
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09-17-2013, 06:11 PM
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#136 |
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Banned
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i downgraded my insurance and took off collision coverage last month because im broke as fuck.
hadn't been in an accident in 5+ years. rear ended someone today. the sun got in my eyes. as i was going over some elevated train tracks and now my hood is fucked up and doesn't latch down anymore and the bumper drags on the ground. |
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09-17-2013, 06:53 PM
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#137 |
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Minion of Satan
Location: bye
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woowwww that sucks so bad damn
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09-17-2013, 06:56 PM
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#138 |
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Banned
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i cant tell if you are patronizing me
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09-17-2013, 07:13 PM
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#139 |
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you can't be complaining about this stuff when we've got real issues like chester bennington ruining stp
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09-17-2013, 07:49 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: bye
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09-17-2013, 07:58 PM
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Virgo
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i still think you should go back to the marriage. think of how awesome it would be to have somebody there for you right now besides your folks.
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09-17-2013, 07:58 PM
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#142 |
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Virgo
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gang members kill for one another
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09-17-2013, 08:13 PM
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Ownz
 
Location: L13 official member
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09-17-2013, 08:22 PM
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#144 |
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Banned
Location: all over the Internet
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when i was 13 i won tickets on the radio to see stp, but i wasn't allowed to go because i had gone to see no doubt the day before and the red hot chili peppers w/ foo fighters the day before that. and no one wanted to drive me.
on an unrelated note, scott weiland is pretty good-looking. |
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09-17-2013, 10:46 PM
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#145 |
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how long before you give the ****** treatment to Feel D'logariddim
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09-17-2013, 11:05 PM
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#146 |
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Socialphobic
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living things was a surprisingly good album (srs)
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09-18-2013, 12:16 AM
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#147 |
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
 
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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damn ****** that sucks
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09-18-2013, 09:07 AM
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Braindead
Location: I was just reading, right?
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Stuff like Syria is going on y'know.
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09-18-2013, 09:29 AM
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#149 |
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Socialphobic
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thanks obama
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09-18-2013, 03:25 PM
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#150 |
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mirrar quit netphoria
Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud
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living with obama ain't so bad
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