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Old 07-25-2013, 07:47 PM   #1
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He would have taken both the red and blue pills and asked for more. It most certainly would have made a more interesting film.

 
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Old 07-25-2013, 09:26 PM   #2
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This thread deserves a reply, I've been thinking about this for years.

 
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Old 07-25-2013, 09:52 PM   #3
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tough crowd

 
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Old 07-25-2013, 09:54 PM   #4
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I know, Right? On any other day I'd be reeling them in.

 
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Old 07-25-2013, 10:56 PM   #5
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ok

 
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Old 07-25-2013, 11:19 PM   #6
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pity reply

 
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Old 07-25-2013, 11:19 PM   #7
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sarcastic remark

 
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Old 07-25-2013, 11:23 PM   #8
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I really can't handle this board sometimes, People are just too Intellectually superior or I'm taking this personally/seriously?

 
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Old 07-25-2013, 11:25 PM   #9
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Maybe it's because it's 3am or because I'm stupid - who or what is Neo?

 
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Old 07-25-2013, 11:25 PM   #10
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The second one

 
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Old 07-25-2013, 11:28 PM   #11
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From the Matrix, I'm just a guy from Scotland talking shite on a Pumpkins board.


 
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Old 07-25-2013, 11:41 PM   #12
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Oh. I don't remember the movies from back then very well. I don't remember anything but flashing images from Matrix.

 
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Old 07-25-2013, 11:44 PM   #13
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I understand. epileptic central.

 
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Old 07-25-2013, 11:49 PM   #14
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I really can't handle this board sometimes, People are just too Intellectually superior or I'm taking this personally/seriously?
nah i def wasn't being superior.

wouldnt taking the red pill sort of make the blue irrelevant in this scenario?

 
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Old 07-25-2013, 11:54 PM   #15
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In a way but scottish people are reckless and they'd be popping any pill they can get. Neo is so refined that he picks one. A scottish person would take both and ask for more. Cause we're all mad alcoholic junkies.

 
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Old 07-26-2013, 04:05 AM   #16
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If he was Glaswegian he would have pocketed Morpheus' wee shiny pill box when his back was turned.

 
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Old 07-26-2013, 04:32 AM   #17
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Depends on what part of Glasgow he was from. That would be some west end theft action. Some wee bam from the East end would demand it from him, probably with a knife.

Also lets not judge all Scots on the terrible example set by Radiofred and Christhimself etc

 
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Old 07-26-2013, 05:02 AM   #18
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Haha. Never netphoriaize while drinking.

 
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Old 07-26-2013, 05:13 AM   #19
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Why don't Paul & Craig post anymore, anyway? Kahlo? What did you do fo them????

 
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Old 07-26-2013, 07:58 AM   #20
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Apart from the band being shite, I think it has something to do with Paul probably being too stoned to post, and Craig being in jail for murder.

 
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Old 07-26-2013, 04:59 PM   #21
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I will one day kill all Scottish people.

 
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Old 07-26-2013, 04:59 PM   #22
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Just killing.

 
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Old 07-26-2013, 05:00 PM   #23
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Pure bangin.

 
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Old 07-26-2013, 05:00 PM   #24
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Fish fingels.

 
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Old 07-26-2013, 05:28 PM   #25
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and Craig being in jail for murder.
wtf are you serious?

 
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Old 07-26-2013, 06:01 PM   #26
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i mean it was technically manslaughter
let's not slander the guy

 
Old 07-26-2013, 07:15 PM   #27
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She had it coming tbh

 
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Old 07-26-2013, 07:44 PM   #28
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that's crrrazy.

 
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Old 07-26-2013, 08:18 PM   #29
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I presume the blue and red pills would be chased with Whiskey. Neokeanu would morph into Ted and Bill would show up.

 
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Old 07-31-2013, 12:00 PM   #30
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You know Fred, that scene basically exists:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt_BGaDBD2I

 
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