house got bombed by a skunk

slunken · 01-31-2013, 11:12 AM

the real animal gland. i'm up on the third floor and man everything stinks to high heaven. i burned a bunch of patchouli and oxidized everything and went through a couple bottles of frebreeze now i don't know what i'm smelling. it could just be caught in my nose i feel so mislead and confused. this is man vs nature type shit and i have to go to work later. no time for this.

hnibos · 01-31-2013, 11:22 AM

Ain't nobody got time for that.

slunken · 01-31-2013, 11:36 AM

right

Starla · 01-31-2013, 02:05 PM

If you know where it sprayed you can throw tomato paste or tomato juice on it and may help neutralize the smell. My tire was sprayed and it worked for that.

Order 66 · 01-31-2013, 02:16 PM

skunk bombed outside my office some time ago. it smelled like somebody smoked 100 blunts in there

slunken · 01-31-2013, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starla

If you know where it sprayed you can throw tomato paste or tomato juice on it and may help neutralize the smell. My tire was sprayed and it worked for that.

Tomato is a worthless wives tale I thought.

slunken · 01-31-2013, 11:05 PM

You gotta oxidize

Trotskilicious · 01-31-2013, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

Tomato is a worthless wives tale I thought.

lol

city boy huh

Shallowed · 01-31-2013, 11:22 PM

Once you've tried three different things, a fourth is kind of overkill.

slunken · 02-01-2013, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

lol

city boy huh

no not at all. its funny we always thought tomato juice was the "city boy" way of thinking.

baking soda and/or white vinegar work so much better. oxidization is the key. skunk chemical is not bacteria.

can't exactly wash a couple rooms in a house and a bunch of clothes in tomato juice now can i?

slunken · 02-01-2013, 02:09 AM

anyway its 99% gone now. crisis averted.

slunken · 02-01-2013, 02:12 AM

but nah just let me get some liters of v8 and go jackson pollocking throughout the house

ohnoitsbonnie · 02-01-2013, 03:34 AM

skunken

slunken · 02-01-2013, 03:36 AM

pretty much.

Raskolnikov · 02-01-2013, 12:20 PM

Over the summer, I was driving on a dark highway, and I saw some shadowy movement ahead - it looked like a truck tire had been shredded, and you know how the threads blow/flop around? I slowly started to merge away from what I thought was tire, but when I got too close to do a damn thing about it, I realized that it was like 10 skunks... and like 3 had just gotten run over. The rest of them were FREAKING OUT about their departed family members: spraying and just running around like idiots.

I dodged running over any more of them, but didn't help the fact that my windows were rolled down and like 10 skunks were spraying and freaking out all at once... interior seats smelled like skunk for a week. Really not sure there's any smell more violent than skunk.

slunken · 02-02-2013, 02:10 AM

skunk is actually kind of pleasant from afar. its not until you've encountered a ground zero attack that you realize what sort of poison that stuff really is. on another note the other night i had a dream about this kind of cologne/perfume that you put near your genitals that smells vaguely like skunk. you do this to entice your lover into a frenzy. i woke up really turned on.

01-31-2013, 11:12 AM	#1
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	house got bombed by a skunk the real animal gland. i'm up on the third floor and man everything stinks to high heaven. i burned a bunch of patchouli and oxidized everything and went through a couple bottles of frebreeze now i don't know what i'm smelling. it could just be caught in my nose i feel so mislead and confused. this is man vs nature type shit and i have to go to work later. no time for this.

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01-31-2013, 11:22 AM	#2
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	Ain't nobody got time for that.

01-31-2013, 02:05 PM	#4
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	If you know where it sprayed you can throw tomato paste or tomato juice on it and may help neutralize the smell. My tire was sprayed and it worked for that.

01-31-2013, 02:16 PM	#5
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	skunk bombed outside my office some time ago. it smelled like somebody smoked 100 blunts in there

01-31-2013, 11:05 PM	#7
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	You gotta oxidize

01-31-2013, 11:22 PM	#9
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,798	Once you've tried three different things, a fourth is kind of overkill.

02-01-2013, 02:09 AM	#11
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	anyway its 99% gone now. crisis averted.

02-01-2013, 02:12 AM	#12
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	but nah just let me get some liters of v8 and go jackson pollocking throughout the house

02-01-2013, 03:34 AM	#13
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	skunken

02-01-2013, 03:36 AM	#14
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	pretty much.

02-01-2013, 12:20 PM	#15
Raskolnikov Apocalyptic Poster Location: California Posts: 1,848	Over the summer, I was driving on a dark highway, and I saw some shadowy movement ahead - it looked like a truck tire had been shredded, and you know how the threads blow/flop around? I slowly started to merge away from what I thought was tire, but when I got too close to do a damn thing about it, I realized that it was like 10 skunks... and like 3 had just gotten run over. The rest of them were FREAKING OUT about their departed family members: spraying and just running around like idiots. I dodged running over any more of them, but didn't help the fact that my windows were rolled down and like 10 skunks were spraying and freaking out all at once... interior seats smelled like skunk for a week. Really not sure there's any smell more violent than skunk.

02-02-2013, 02:10 AM	#16
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	skunk is actually kind of pleasant from afar. its not until you've encountered a ground zero attack that you realize what sort of poison that stuff really is. on another note the other night i had a dream about this kind of cologne/perfume that you put near your genitals that smells vaguely like skunk. you do this to entice your lover into a frenzy. i woke up really turned on.