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Old 01-29-2013, 08:14 PM   #1
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Default why is sex so important to people

i mean what the fuck, we all just couple up and fuck until we can't fuck anymore and then get pills to help us fuck

how pointless

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:17 PM   #2
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Because FUCKING IS AWESOME

I ENJOY FUCKING

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:17 PM   #3
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fucking on WEED IS EVEN BETTER

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:19 PM   #4
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dont you get bored

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:21 PM   #5
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I'm tired, so tired
I'm tired of having sex (So tired)
I'm spread so thin
I don't know who I am (who I am)

Monday night I'm makin' Jen
Tuesday night I'm makin' Lyn
Wednesday night I'm makin' Catherine
Oh, why can't I be makin' Love come true?

I'm beat, beet red
ashamed of what I said(What I said)
I'm sorry, here I go
I know I'm a sinner
but I can't say no(Say no)

Thursday night I'm makin' Denise
Friday night I'm makin' Therese
Saturday night I'm making Louise
Oh, why can't I be making Love come true? (What can I do)

Tonight, I'm down on my knees
Tonight, I'm beggin' you please
Tonight, tonight it bleeds
Oh why can't I be makin' Love come true?

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:22 PM   #6
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it feels good.

loving someone and being loved by someone also feels good.

with these powers combined....

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:25 PM   #7
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dont you get bored
Er no. I have an active imagination, know what makes me feels good, and get off on getting others off.

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:26 PM   #8
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dont you get bored
if you get bored, try new things. possibilities are endless.

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:30 PM   #9
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It's an aerobic activity that feels good and you can do with a friend.

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:30 PM   #10
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I'm sexing for my health.

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:33 PM   #11
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Fuck sex

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:41 PM   #12
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if you get bored, try new things. possibilities are endless.
i havent had sex in 8 years

i just dont see why its so important, or maybe i do kinda see it and am just pissed i cant enjoy it

like i really get in trouble because i get in situations where people are coming on to me and i dont even realize it because im not like OMG SEX all the time

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:44 PM   #13
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i mean i just dont even go there in my brain very often is there something wrong with me

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:46 PM   #14
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i mean what the fuck, we all just couple up and fuck until we can't fuck anymore and then get pills to help us fuck

how pointless
you're just a transportation vehicle for your genes

time to get down with your evolutionary bad self

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:50 PM   #15
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Who's to say what's right for somebody else. To each their own.

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:52 PM   #16
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gimage searched hot dickings:

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/18050000...4bc2dec9b9.gif


you're missing out, reprise.

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:53 PM   #17
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This thread could be epic

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:54 PM   #18
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But it'll probably end up being mostly about therapy

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:58 PM   #19
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this thread is only sort of serious. i'm not really complaining about not wanting to have sex. but i do find it puzzling how important it is but i know a lot of people feel this way so yeah

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 09:10 PM   #20
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getting off is mentally and physically healthy. not saying you CAN'T get by okay without it but its not recommended, just like how you can get by without drinking milk or eating vegetables or something

if i was in a relationship with somebody who said sex wasn't important i'd bail the fuck out tbh

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 09:29 PM   #21
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sex is gay

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 09:35 PM   #22
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getting off is mentally and physically healthy. not saying you CAN'T get by okay without it but its not recommended, just like how you can get by without drinking milk or eating vegetables or something

if i was in a relationship with somebody who said sex wasn't important i'd bail the fuck out tbh
im sure in the right situation i could enjoy it but i dont understand 'hooking up'

like i mean, someone who never has sex or masturbates i can see that yes that's sort of weird and maybe 'not recommended'. but im not saying that. its more the hooking up just to have sex thing.

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 09:40 PM   #23
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i think everybody is wired differently. some people love fucking and others just aren't interested (or they repress it and get all fucked up in the head)

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 09:43 PM   #24
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i havent had sex in 8 years


I'm shocked.

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 09:45 PM   #25
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Whenever I feel like I don't care about sex I wait another week or two

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 09:56 PM   #26
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Pretty sure Richard Dawkins and Dan Dennett could give you the answer to this.

We're wired so that sex is important to us. So at every level of our thinking, it is a sort of unconscious goal to hook up with the hottest person we possibly can and reproduce with them. We have all these stupid other things attached to it but underneath it all, we just want babies that will survive when the famine or drought hits. So they need a combination of good looks, physical fitness, and intelligence. Good luck to you all.

Also, if you are here at Netphoria it's because not many good looking, physically fit, intelligent people are into you. So don't be too picky. You gotta be a bit zen and accept things as they are...not be too attached to how they should be. When you work out how to do this I implore you to PM me immediately.

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 09:57 PM   #27
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i get the not wanting to hook-up.

but i also understand a healthy romp in the understanding that it feels good to get it out of your system.

it's been a while...

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:04 PM   #28
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i'd be down with 'hooking up' but my life is pretty much work, gym and sleep. sprinkled with a few social events with married or non single people. thought about doing one of those hookup sites but nah.. so in that sense i'm apathetic about it, too

this is 40

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:15 PM   #29
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I'm shocked.

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:18 PM   #30
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Pretty sure Richard Dawkins and Dan Dennett could give you the answer to this.

We're wired so that sex is important to us. So at every level of our thinking, it is a sort of unconscious goal to hook up with the hottest person we possibly can and reproduce with them. We have all these stupid other things attached to it but underneath it all, we just want babies that will survive when the famine or drought hits. So they need a combination of good looks, physical fitness, and intelligence. Good luck to you all.

Also, if you are here at Netphoria it's because not many good looking, physically fit, intelligent people are into you. So don't be too picky. You gotta be a bit zen and accept things as they are...not be too attached to how they should be. When you work out how to do this I implore you to PM me immediately.
is it too picky to tell the good looking smart guy who just wants to fuck that i'm not interested in just fucking?

 
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