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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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i mean what the fuck, we all just couple up and fuck until we can't fuck anymore and then get pills to help us fuck
how pointless |
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Out fart the hottie!
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Because FUCKING IS AWESOME
I ENJOY FUCKING |
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Out fart the hottie!
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fucking on WEED IS EVEN BETTER
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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dont you get bored
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Braindead
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I'm tired, so tired
I'm tired of having sex (So tired) I'm spread so thin I don't know who I am (who I am) Monday night I'm makin' Jen Tuesday night I'm makin' Lyn Wednesday night I'm makin' Catherine Oh, why can't I be makin' Love come true? I'm beat, beet red ashamed of what I said(What I said) I'm sorry, here I go I know I'm a sinner but I can't say no(Say no) Thursday night I'm makin' Denise Friday night I'm makin' Therese Saturday night I'm making Louise Oh, why can't I be making Love come true? (What can I do) Tonight, I'm down on my knees Tonight, I'm beggin' you please Tonight, tonight it bleeds Oh why can't I be makin' Love come true? |
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Socialphobic
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it feels good.
loving someone and being loved by someone also feels good. with these powers combined.... |
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Out fart the hottie!
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huh
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Brazilian Blouselord
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It's an aerobic activity that feels good and you can do with a friend.
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Brazilian Blouselord
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I'm sexing for my health.
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Through Silver In Buds
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Fuck sex
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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i havent had sex in 8 years
i just dont see why its so important, or maybe i do kinda see it and am just pissed i cant enjoy it like i really get in trouble because i get in situations where people are coming on to me and i dont even realize it because im not like OMG SEX all the time |
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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i mean i just dont even go there in my brain very often is there something wrong with me
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someone more...punk rock?
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Shut the fuck up!
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Who's to say what's right for somebody else. To each their own.
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Socialphobic
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gimage searched hot dickings:
http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/18050000...4bc2dec9b9.gif you're missing out, reprise. |
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Shut the fuck up!
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This thread could be epic
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Shut the fuck up!
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But it'll probably end up being mostly about therapy
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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this thread is only sort of serious. i'm not really complaining about not wanting to have sex. but i do find it puzzling how important it is but i know a lot of people feel this way so yeah
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Socialphobic
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getting off is mentally and physically healthy. not saying you CAN'T get by okay without it but its not recommended, just like how you can get by without drinking milk or eating vegetables or something
if i was in a relationship with somebody who said sex wasn't important i'd bail the fuck out tbh |
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Banned
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sex is gay
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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like i mean, someone who never has sex or masturbates i can see that yes that's sort of weird and maybe 'not recommended'. but im not saying that. its more the hooking up just to have sex thing. |
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Socialphobic
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i think everybody is wired differently. some people love fucking and others just aren't interested (or they repress it and get all fucked up in the head)
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Banned
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Socialphobic
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Whenever I feel like I don't care about sex I wait another week or two
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Socialphobic
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Pretty sure Richard Dawkins and Dan Dennett could give you the answer to this.
We're wired so that sex is important to us. So at every level of our thinking, it is a sort of unconscious goal to hook up with the hottest person we possibly can and reproduce with them. We have all these stupid other things attached to it but underneath it all, we just want babies that will survive when the famine or drought hits. So they need a combination of good looks, physical fitness, and intelligence. Good luck to you all. Also, if you are here at Netphoria it's because not many good looking, physically fit, intelligent people are into you. So don't be too picky. You gotta be a bit zen and accept things as they are...not be too attached to how they should be. When you work out how to do this I implore you to PM me immediately. |
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Socialphobic
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i get the not wanting to hook-up.
but i also understand a healthy romp in the understanding that it feels good to get it out of your system. it's been a while... ![]() |
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Socialphobic
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i'd be down with 'hooking up' but my life is pretty much work, gym and sleep. sprinkled with a few social events with married or non single people. thought about doing one of those hookup sites but nah.. so in that sense i'm apathetic about it, too
this is 40 |
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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