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Old 03-26-2013, 05:38 AM   #121
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And here I was thinking Tilda is female as well. Glad I learned something. Swinton: not a woman.

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 05:40 AM   #122
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And here I was thinking Tilda is female as well. Glad I learned something. Swinton: not a woman.
no, she is a woman. just an ugly ass woman I wouldn't touch with a stick. she can act ... but she certainly isn't hot

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 05:44 AM   #123
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I can't believe i'm saying this but you are worse than Banana

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 05:45 AM   #124
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and I would actually travel across continents to kick Banana when he was down should the opportunity present itself

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 05:49 AM   #125
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i am worse than him because I think swinton is ugly? why the fuck should i be hot for this:

http://images.idiva.com/media/photog...an_600x450.png

that's not hot to me.

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 05:55 AM   #126
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You certainly can see the difference between:

"I don't find her attractive."

and


"xy pornstar is a woman, not this ugly ass."
"I wouldn't touch her with a stick."

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 05:56 AM   #127
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ok, I shouldn't have said it like that.

i apologize that I like females that actually look like females and not like skinny old gay men

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 05:57 AM   #128
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It's not so much your personal taste as your insinuation that women you don't find attractive aren't real women. And it's not so much that as it is four hundred and twenty terrible posts that lead up to this last string of dribbling mongoloid stupidity.

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 05:58 AM   #129
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Or maybe not.

"females that actually look like females"


wonderful, glorious

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 06:04 AM   #130
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It's not so much your personal taste as your insinuation that women you don't find attractive aren't real women. And it's not so much that as it is four hundred and twenty terrible posts that lead up to this last string of dribbling mongoloid stupidity.
what terrible things did I post?

sorry but to me Tilda looks like an ugly old pale man. Female beauty to me is about the curves. Like this to me is beautiful:

http://www3.pictures.gi.stylebistro....tlfzq-MRDl.jpg

Not Tilda. I don't know what kinda weird taste in woman you guys have but ... hey if you like Tilda ... well that's fine

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 06:05 AM   #131
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It's not so much your personal taste as your insinuation that women you don't find attractive aren't real women. And it's not so much that as it is four hundred and twenty terrible posts that lead up to this last string of dribbling mongoloid stupidity.
she is a woman just not a good looking one

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 06:07 AM   #132
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Or maybe not.

"females that actually look like females"


wonderful, glorious
oh c'mon ... I didn't mean nothing bad ... she just looks like a guy to me

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...winton-007.jpg

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 06:17 AM   #133
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we get it.

no, wait. explain it some more.

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 06:26 AM   #134
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dammit noyen

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 06:37 AM   #135
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we get it.

no, wait. explain it some more.
fine. she has no ass, no tits, she is pale and skinny and she doesn't have a pretty face. zero sexy attributes.

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 08:05 AM   #136
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Old 03-26-2013, 08:11 AM   #137
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don't be like that.

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 09:11 AM   #138
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i'm sure that baha'i girl really regrets her decision now.

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 09:26 AM   #139
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i'm sure that baha'i girl really regrets her decision now.
yeah I am sure she does. well, friend you go with a Tilda Swinton look-alike and will take a Audrey Bitoni look-alike and we will be both happy.

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 11:06 AM   #140
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i want to fuck you lala. i want to take off your pants and suck your penis.

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 06:19 PM   #141
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real beauty is about spray on tans and a willingness to do whatever depraved shit it takes in bed to get lala up

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 08:17 PM   #142
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Tilda Swinton is hot to me but I am a straight woman so maybe I think she's hot because she reminds me of a guy.

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 09:19 PM   #143
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tell us more.

 
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Old 03-27-2013, 03:54 AM   #144
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she does have facial attributes one would normally associate with males, i'd find it ridiculous to dispute that

 
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Old 03-27-2013, 04:42 AM   #145
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what terrible things did I post?

sorry but to me Tilda looks like an ugly old pale man. Female beauty to me is about the curves. Like this to me is beautiful:

http://www3.pictures.gi.stylebistro....tlfzq-MRDl.jpg

Not Tilda. I don't know what kinda weird taste in woman you guys have but ... hey if you like Tilda ... well that's fine
What do you think she looks like without the fake bake and layers of makeup and hair dye?

Never mind, don't answer this. I'm sure it doesn't matter cause... big tits.

 
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Old 03-27-2013, 12:48 PM   #146
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why'd lala get banned. arent we getting a tad liberal with the bans

 
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Old 03-27-2013, 04:18 PM   #147
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lala has a lot of potential still... i was hoping to watch him grow up here.

 
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Old 03-27-2013, 04:30 PM   #148
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http://i48.tinypic.com/2hehqww.jpg

sarah jessica parker relaxing in her hotel room on her birthday, before she went to go see tilda.

 
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Old 03-27-2013, 04:54 PM   #149
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Snooki if Snooki was a little thinner and a porn star?

I'll take Tilda, thanks.

 
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Old 03-27-2013, 07:13 PM   #150
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Thread is now about pugs.

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