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Old 12-10-2012, 12:23 AM   #91
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Yep. This researcher explains that the top things guys look for in porn are breasts, asses, and dicks.
I kind of think I am outside the norm in terms of what I find most sexually arousing based on most porn and I guess that guy reinforces that... I think the female face is more arousing than any other body part, and if the sex is too exaggerated or ridiculous I just stop finding it arousing altogether. It has to look like the individuals are actually enjoying themselves. crazy sex positions that don't work in real life and faye reagan getting jizzed on by 18 guys in a row while she makes orgasm noises at the taste of cum is just like snooooooooooooze

 
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:26 AM   #92
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so, would you get real turned on if i made a movie where i shoved a remote control helicopter up some chicks pussy, and gave the remote to vixnix to figure out how to use with no prior instruction and just focused the camera on her face?

 
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:28 AM   #93
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no

 
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:28 AM   #94
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but maybe if it was an Obama drone

 
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:30 AM   #95
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pussy drones exist man. i seen em. i seen em.

 
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:32 AM   #96
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they exit to land and refuel once a month while men do something called "fantasy football"

 
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:30 AM   #97
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speaking of androgyny

yummm

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Old 03-26-2013, 12:36 AM   #99
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how has this thread not yet had mention of the fake Tilda Swinton twitter account from last year? shit was brilliant https://twitter.com/NotTildaSwinton

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Old 03-26-2013, 12:43 AM   #100
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hate to be a philistine but installations like that always piss me off

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 12:57 AM   #101
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i dont dig the "art installation" thing either. i dont/cant appreciate it. i would like to go stare at her while she sleeps though. the old twitter accnt was wicked good though. whoever was on that account was pretty entertaining.

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 01:12 AM   #102
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she should play david bowie
Yo i called this shit!

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 03:38 AM   #103
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i also remember saying that

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 03:51 AM   #104
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I wonder if I could make money doing something like this.

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 04:17 AM   #105
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chase your dreams!

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 04:32 AM   #106
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I chased my dreams once, but only because they left their wallet at the restaurant where I was waiting tables

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 04:49 AM   #107
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chase the dragon!

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 04:54 AM   #108
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was there enough money in the wallet to buy a piece of the gold coast?

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 04:57 AM   #109
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yes. it is time I reveal to you all my true identity:

I am Billy Corgan.

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 05:03 AM   #110
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i find her really, really unattractive. my type of a woman is a bombshell. kate upton, nicole aniston, audrey bitoni, etc. those are sexy women to me.

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 05:09 AM   #111
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some of us have to count on the fact that someone will hopefully see through how ugly we are and find something attractive, somewhere in the heap of ugly flesh that stands before them. we cant all be perfect.

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 05:09 AM   #112
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nicole aniston is totally hot

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 05:10 AM   #113
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i really like rose hathaway

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 05:10 AM   #114
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and lets not forget tits mcgee

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 05:12 AM   #115
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nicole aniston is totally hot
yeah she is totally in my top 5 pornstars. she, audrey bitoni, lisa anna, lana barbie and probably gianna michaels (not so much looks but her passion is amazing to watch)

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 05:12 AM   #116
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see i didn't know that was a real person

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 05:13 AM   #117
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who is the ugliest person you still find attractive?

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 05:14 AM   #118
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i'd get in on some linda hunt action

 
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Old 03-26-2013, 05:20 AM   #119
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http://cdn-media.hollywood.com/image...625/903289.jpg



http://www.wwd.com/images/processed/...winton_eye.jpg


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuN-HaCM0g...da+Swinton.jpg


http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/T...rSa2BI-knl.jpg

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Old 03-26-2013, 05:34 AM   #120
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http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1...n_02_super.jpg

that's a woman. not this tilda swinton ugly ass

 
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