tilda swinton

[Eulogy]

it doesn't have to

the porn i watch doesn't involve lady parts because i'm not attracted to ladies

[redbreegull]

also the idea of unsimulated sex in mainstream movies is weirdly appealing to me

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

also the idea of unsimulated sex in mainstream movies is weirdly appealing to me

eh i guess i can see this but i would hardly call brown bunny "mainstream"

just one guy masturbating in front of people, basically

[noyen]

one time, i ate pizza at a school for retards. i've found myself attracted to black men ever since.

i wonder why sunshine appears outside. always wondered, really. it just appears. like a dick.

vincent gallo is a hack. i want to nuke this thread so hard.

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

it doesn't have to

the porn i watch doesn't involve lady parts because i'm not attracted to ladies

well yeah, I mean the male/female sex act obviously.

I think it really has to do with the m/f sex act wholistically though. I don't think I could ever be aroused watching just two men have sex, even though the male contributes to part of what makes vaginal intercourse appealing or whatever

[redbreegull]

I don't really know if that makes sense actually. I mean, it's about more than just looking at the bodily organs involved

[noyen]

TAKE A CLASS ON SEXUALITY AND FIGURE IT OUT.

there are some jack handey levels of "i wonder why..." going on now.

[redbreegull]

hey man I"M JUST EXPRESSN MYSELF

[noyen]

do you ever wonder why guys can jack off to a women in overalls stacking crates of canned pineapple? i don't. i just jerk off to that shit.

[noyen]

i also wonder why i can jack off to a machine taking the husks off of corn.

i also wonder why i can jack off to any given episode of HOW IT'S MADE. especially the episode on how they make pencils.

[redbreegull]

good to have you back around

[vixnix]

I wonder why I am so unnattractive and pathetic. I wonder if I'm destined to be this destitute for the rest of my life. I wonder how long it will take my kids to turn on me.

[noyen]

LIAR. i can smell the sarcasm. my blood is on your hands, rbg. tonight, i kill myself.

[noyen]

Originally Posted by vixnix

I wonder why I am so unnattractive and pathetic. I wonder if I'm destined to be this destitute for the rest of my life. I wonder how long it will take my kids to turn on me.

start a new thread and i'll give you all the answers you need.

[vixnix]

This is like pump up the volume. I wonder what Christian slater is up to these days

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by vixnix

I wonder why I am so unnattractive and pathetic. I wonder if I'm destined to be this destitute for the rest of my life. I wonder how long it will take my kids to turn on me.

you're not either of those things and dont most kids turn on their parents by 13 anyway?

[vixnix]

You're nice reprise. I almost PMed you before but I thought noooo I can't just dump on you all the time. I hope you're doing ok with the shorter days, or does it not make much difference in FL?

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by noyen

LIAR. i can smell the sarcasm. my blood is on your hands, rbg. tonight, i kill myself.

I'm down for a suicide pact if you're feeling that sort of thing

Originally Posted by vixnix

I wonder how long it will take my kids to turn on me.

until the first time they try to warn their peers of the malign and insidious shit cloud at some ill-fated slumber party

[noyen]

Originally Posted by vixnix

This is like pump up the volume. I wonder what Christian slater is up to these days

this? this what? what is like a movie? what is like a movie with a great soundtrack? what is like a movie with a great soundtrack about a pirate radio station?

i have yet to cause an uproar when speaking to you teens who are enthralled with me.

i wonder how you can be so self absorbed in a thread about KD LANG. STAY ON TOPIC.

[noyen]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I'm down for a suicide pact if you're feeling that sort of thing

lets do this. where's sean casey. we need him too.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by vixnix

You're nice reprise. I almost PMed you before but I thought noooo I can't just dump on you all the time. I hope you're doing ok with the shorter days, or does it not make much difference in FL?

you can always PM me. i would tell you if i couldnt deal with it for some reason

the sun being down at 6pm is pretty shitty and i find myself wishing for more daylight but i dont think it affects my mood much. always a hard time of year for me though, but i'm alright

[vixnix]

I can only talk about other things in relation to myself, how else could I be so boring?

[vixnix]

Answer me that, clever trousers!

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I think guys honestly love to see dicks. I mean I can look at a naked woman and feel aroused, but I think there is a reason that porn isn't just disrobed girls. There is obviously something attractive about the whole sexual act, which involves dicks as much as lady parts

Yep. This researcher explains that the top things guys look for in porn are breasts, asses, and dicks.

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by reprise85

you can always PM me. i would tell you if i couldnt deal with it for some reason

i really dislike daylight savings time but i dont think it affects my mood much. but the sun being down at 6pm is pretty shitty

Thanks reprise. You are a good human. When I've had more therapy I hope I turn out like you.

[reprise85]

i got 6 32oz powerade 2x mini wheats cereal 2x cereal bars 3x boxed vegetables 2x big bags of frozen vegetables for the grand total of 2.04 a little while ago isnt that exciting :/

[noyen]

Originally Posted by vixnix

Answer me that, clever trousers!

i'm trying to find a question that isn't worded like you just huffed gasoline out of a paper bag.

[noyen]

i love androgynous couponing.

[vixnix]

Mmmmm sounds like something that would put me into a beautiful sleep

[reprise85]

update: frosted mini wheats with a "touch of fruit in the middle" are sorta gross