tilda swinton

noyen · 05:18 AM

i wanna talk about her. she's so bangable. even as a man. i like her red hair in vanilla sky. she's a dirty vaginal dumpster in the beach but if i was stranded on a secret drug island with her i would get weak an wanna dip my fingers in that nasty honey bucket. in michael clayton she is just plain sexy especially when she is sweating in the bathroom and she kinda has front-butt. best of all is whe she plays gabriel the androgynous sex angel in constantine. i also like that her real life is or was kinky as fuck with a husband and a live in sex boy toy all in the same house.

so wet right now.

Fattening Ass · 12-08-2012, 05:20 AM

she looks like she'd have a boney vagina

TuralyonW3 · 12-08-2012, 05:20 AM

she was good in we need to talk about kevin

and yeah i'd hit it

Trotskilicious · 12-08-2012, 05:21 AM

wow really she practices kink?

noyen · 12-08-2012, 05:23 AM

i bet bleeding not from her sex holes would occur. like a bruise on a hip could occur and if things got too vigorous for an extended period without the aid of antibacterial ointments, shit would bleed and maybe eventually fall off. then we would put it in a blender with her placenta from our still born baby and make a pate and eat it with tasty buttery crackers.

Trotskilicious · 12-08-2012, 05:26 AM

i want to fuck norah o'donnell from cbs this morning like super bad

i looked her up on goggle today and was a little surprised that the second google search was not "norah o'donnell hot" like almost every single attractive woman in the world, but "Norah o'donnell feet"

vixnix · 12-08-2012, 07:14 AM

I would turn for Tilda Swinton. And I love her film festival.

MyOneAndOnly · 12-08-2012, 08:28 PM

She was great in Orlando.

I love women who are incredibly thin like her.

http://mono-kultur.com/mono_images/229.jpg

MyOneAndOnly · 12-08-2012, 08:29 PM

http://www.basenow.net/wp-content/90..._122_799lo.jpg

vixnix · 12-08-2012, 09:13 PM

Yeah I've always been most attracted really thin androgynous women. I wanted to be one but I'm half Polynesian and I love muffins so what can I do.

Fonzie · 12-08-2012, 10:39 PM

So is it the Polynesian half that likes muffins? I thought it would be partial to that tinned beef crap and taro. And KFC.

MyOneAndOnly · 12-08-2012, 10:48 PM

Mmmmmm, taro!

lucca · 12-08-2012, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i looked her up on goggle today

fapfapfap

lucca · 12-08-2012, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

I wanted to be one but I'm half Polynesian and I love muffins so what can I do.

half polynesian, half muffin lover

vixnix · 12-08-2012, 11:32 PM

Polynesians just aren't incredibly thin people for the most part. We're bigger than average - even when we're not fat. I didn't grow up on the westernized Polynesian diet, thankfully. My mother more or less disowned her family and raised us on a standard middle class diet of multigrain bread and salad. I quite like taro cooked in coconut cream, in small doses but I hate KFC and tinned corned beef. My first boyfriend's family were English and really wealthy and they used to put tinned corned beef in toasted sandwiches...it baffled me that anyone other than Polynesians would willingly eat it.

MyOneAndOnly · 12-08-2012, 11:35 PM

I like it in on fried potatoes

MyOneAndOnly · 12-08-2012, 11:37 PM

Spam is great too. Had some spam sushi last week in Hawaii.

vixnix · 12-08-2012, 11:38 PM

I think the only preserved meat I like is salami

Fonzie · 12-09-2012, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

My first boyfriend's family were English and really wealthy and they used to put tinned corned beef in toasted sandwiches...it baffled me that anyone other than Polynesians would willingly eat it.

My wife's family apparently like it. My take on it is that it's horrible salty fatty muck, that's only good for pets.

noyen · 12-09-2012, 01:50 AM

i like her because she's blonde, has a pussy and looks kinda like a man.

noyen · 12-09-2012, 01:51 AM

and the whole practitioner of kink in the home.

Bread Regal · 12-09-2012, 01:57 AM

I'd let her ream my ass with a Lexington Steele strap on.

Bread Regal · 12-09-2012, 01:58 AM

Ideally she'd wad up her dirty socks and panties shove them in my mouth and keep them in there with a bunch of duct tape.

noyen · 12-09-2012, 02:00 AM

hot.

i want to put a jenga tower in her butt and knock it down over and over and over and over and over again.

Bread Regal · 12-09-2012, 02:01 AM

And after she rips the strap on out of my butt and my prolapsed ass looks like an inside out jelly donut, I want her to bludgeon me to death with it.

That's the way I want to go out,

noyen · 12-09-2012, 02:03 AM

i might want to live after that. find god... have a family.. maybe build a fence.

slunken · 12-09-2012, 02:41 AM

if bread regal later replaces all posts made with links to a bakery or something i'm going to blow my top

slunken · 12-09-2012, 02:42 AM

cocksure · 12-09-2012, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

I love women who are incredibly thin like her.

let's make this the longest thread ever

Catherine Wheel · 12-09-2012, 12:30 PM

She's unique looking. I can understand why she has such a great diverse film career. But I wouldn't describe her as attractive.

12-08-2012, 05:12 AM	#1
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	tilda swinton i wanna talk about her. she's so bangable. even as a man. i like her red hair in vanilla sky. she's a dirty vaginal dumpster in the beach but if i was stranded on a secret drug island with her i would get weak an wanna dip my fingers in that nasty honey bucket. in michael clayton she is just plain sexy especially when she is sweating in the bathroom and she kinda has front-butt. best of all is whe she plays gabriel the androgynous sex angel in constantine. i also like that her real life is or was kinky as fuck with a husband and a live in sex boy toy all in the same house. so wet right now. Last edited by noyen : 12-08-2012 at 05:18 AM.

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12-08-2012, 05:20 AM	#2
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	she looks like she'd have a boney vagina

12-08-2012, 05:20 AM	#3
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,567	she was good in we need to talk about kevin and yeah i'd hit it

12-08-2012, 05:21 AM	#4
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	wow really she practices kink?

12-08-2012, 05:23 AM	#5
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	i bet bleeding not from her sex holes would occur. like a bruise on a hip could occur and if things got too vigorous for an extended period without the aid of antibacterial ointments, shit would bleed and maybe eventually fall off. then we would put it in a blender with her placenta from our still born baby and make a pate and eat it with tasty buttery crackers.

12-08-2012, 05:26 AM	#6
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i want to fuck norah o'donnell from cbs this morning like super bad i looked her up on goggle today and was a little surprised that the second google search was not "norah o'donnell hot" like almost every single attractive woman in the world, but "Norah o'donnell feet"

12-08-2012, 07:14 AM	#7
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	I would turn for Tilda Swinton. And I love her film festival.

12-08-2012, 08:28 PM	#8
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,942	She was great in Orlando. I love women who are incredibly thin like her. http://mono-kultur.com/mono_images/229.jpg

12-08-2012, 08:29 PM	#9
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,942	http://www.basenow.net/wp-content/90..._122_799lo.jpg

12-08-2012, 09:13 PM	#10
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	Yeah I've always been most attracted really thin androgynous women. I wanted to be one but I'm half Polynesian and I love muffins so what can I do.

12-08-2012, 10:39 PM	#11
Fonzie Dute of Seven Y's Location: Mr. C's garage Posts: 7,573	So is it the Polynesian half that likes muffins? I thought it would be partial to that tinned beef crap and taro. And KFC.

12-08-2012, 10:48 PM	#12
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,942	Mmmmmm, taro!

12-08-2012, 11:32 PM	#15
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	Polynesians just aren't incredibly thin people for the most part. We're bigger than average - even when we're not fat. I didn't grow up on the westernized Polynesian diet, thankfully. My mother more or less disowned her family and raised us on a standard middle class diet of multigrain bread and salad. I quite like taro cooked in coconut cream, in small doses but I hate KFC and tinned corned beef. My first boyfriend's family were English and really wealthy and they used to put tinned corned beef in toasted sandwiches...it baffled me that anyone other than Polynesians would willingly eat it.

12-08-2012, 11:35 PM	#16
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,942	I like it in on fried potatoes

12-08-2012, 11:37 PM	#17
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,942	Spam is great too. Had some spam sushi last week in Hawaii.

12-08-2012, 11:38 PM	#18
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	I think the only preserved meat I like is salami

12-09-2012, 01:50 AM	#20
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	i like her because she's blonde, has a pussy and looks kinda like a man.

12-09-2012, 01:51 AM	#21
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	and the whole practitioner of kink in the home.

12-09-2012, 01:57 AM	#22
Bread Regal Banned Posts: 5,711	I'd let her ream my ass with a Lexington Steele strap on.

12-09-2012, 01:58 AM	#23
Bread Regal Banned Posts: 5,711	Ideally she'd wad up her dirty socks and panties shove them in my mouth and keep them in there with a bunch of duct tape.

12-09-2012, 02:00 AM	#24
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	hot. i want to put a jenga tower in her butt and knock it down over and over and over and over and over again.

12-09-2012, 02:01 AM	#25
Bread Regal Banned Posts: 5,711	And after she rips the strap on out of my butt and my prolapsed ass looks like an inside out jelly donut, I want her to bludgeon me to death with it. That's the way I want to go out,

12-09-2012, 02:03 AM	#26
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	i might want to live after that. find god... have a family.. maybe build a fence.

12-09-2012, 02:41 AM	#27
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	if bread regal later replaces all posts made with links to a bakery or something i'm going to blow my top

12-09-2012, 12:30 PM	#30
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,321	She's unique looking. I can understand why she has such a great diverse film career. But I wouldn't describe her as attractive.