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Old 10-19-2012, 03:54 AM   #1
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Heard footsteps on the roof. It sounds like someone walking around up there. The ceiling is creaking as I type this. WWYD?

 
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Old 10-19-2012, 04:09 AM   #2
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Hide under the covers until the sun comes up.

 
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Old 10-19-2012, 04:10 AM   #3
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I really hope it's not the neighbor playing a prank. This could turn deadly.

 
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Old 10-19-2012, 04:44 AM   #4
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chase em off with a broom!

is there a safe way to check what it is? i'm the dumbass that would just go out and see what's up and then get murdered.

 
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Old 10-19-2012, 05:04 AM   #5
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Probably some animal. No biggie.

 
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Old 10-19-2012, 05:24 AM   #6
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i reckon it's jesus

 
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Old 10-19-2012, 05:32 AM   #7
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If you have trees it's most likely a branch.

Or it could be mothman,

 
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Old 10-19-2012, 05:35 AM   #8
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Damn now I want to read The Whisperer In Darkness.

Damn Mi-go always walking on roofs waking people up and shit.

 
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Old 10-19-2012, 08:50 AM   #9
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You live in a single unit house?

 
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Old 10-19-2012, 08:53 AM   #10
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I told you a long time ago to keep a gun in the house. 9mm probably would be best for you.

 
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Old 10-19-2012, 09:19 AM   #11
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Quote:
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WWYD?
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Or it could be mothman,
If it's Mothman, you ain't got hope so I'd run. Far.

 
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Old 10-19-2012, 01:15 PM   #12
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i reckon it's jesus
the guy walked on water. you really think he would walk on just a roof for an encore?

bitch plz

 
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Old 10-19-2012, 01:18 PM   #13
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RIP Starla.

 
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Old 10-19-2012, 01:41 PM   #14
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RIP JESUS
http://thyblackman.com/wp-content/up...sus-sacred.jpg

 
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Old 10-19-2012, 02:17 PM   #15
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Probably squirrels or other merry woodland creatures such as chipmunks and raccoons, perhaps a large bird. Or the aliens from Signs since they are incapable of getting through rudimentary physical barriers

 
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Old 10-19-2012, 02:52 PM   #16
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its the jersey devil. No other object has been misidentified as a person walking on the roof more often than the jersey devil.

 
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Old 10-19-2012, 03:32 PM   #17
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Old 10-19-2012, 04:57 PM   #18
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http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...epainter02.jpg

 
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Old 10-19-2012, 05:08 PM   #19
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TBH, it's probably just the friendly neighborhood Mothman coming to destroy some bridges. Nothingtto see here.

 
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Old 10-20-2012, 08:08 PM   #20
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