HURRY UP AND TELL ME IF I GOT THE JOB OR NOT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[sickbadthing]

I HAVE SHIT TO DO AND I NEED TO KNOW IF I'M GOING TO GET FUCKED UP BECAUSE I'M HAPPY OR FUCKED UP BECAUSE I'M SAAAAAAAAAD.

And if I get the job, then I have some like guardian angel or something I have some good luck...


I mean how often do you get one of those deals where you sell oranges to people getting off the freeway?

Way more awesome than that sign spinning one I had NOW THAT JOB IS FOR ASSHOLES

[sickbadthing]

I'm 41, keeping the DREAM alive!

[Order 66]

i work at whataburger

[Order 66]

if you applied at whataburger you probably got the job. most applicants are hired at whataburger

[sickbadthing]

They don't have those here but they do have FATBURGER. I love getting a free meal as incentive.

Oh yeah and free soda... AWESOME

[sickbadthing]

So do you think Mitt Romney has a mistress or does he just molest his daughters like a true Mormon would?

[sickbadthing]

Weeeeeeell they just had me fill out an online application so I think as long as they pay minimum wage (Washington State minimum mind you, not backwoods rural handjob shit) then I will WILLFULLY ACCEPT THE POSITION!

[sickbadthing]

I totally used smart words like "Proactive" and "Conundrum" in the interview. I also white boarded how to use a fryer - who else can do that? Shit son, they totally want my middle aged fat ass.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

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[IAMTHEDOORWAY]

You didn't get the job.

[porte peinte]

Originally Posted by IAMTHEDOORWAY

You didn't get the job.

pantsington meows

[IAMTHEDOORWAY]

Originally Posted by porte peinte

pantsington meows

:huh:

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by sickbadthing

I HAVE SHIT TO DO AND I NEED TO KNOW IF I'M GOING TO GET FUCKED UP BECAUSE I'M HAPPY OR FUCKED UP BECAUSE I'M SAAAAAAAAAD.

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[duovamp]