monty screams

rottenugly · 03-11-2012, 05:35 PM

thru doors
and imaginary floors~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

rottenugly · 03-11-2012, 05:35 PM

MonteLSD.

redbreegull · 03-11-2012, 07:30 PM

wishing you were real to me
wishing i could make believe
i'll take my secrets to the grave
safely held beneath he waves
always knew I couldn't save
always knew I couldn't save you

rottenugly · 03-11-2012, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

wishing you were real to me
wishing i could make believe
i'll take my secrets to the grave
safely held beneath he waves
always knew I couldn't save
always knew I couldn't save you

>wishing you were real

OH, BECAUSE I'M A TROLL, CAN'T WE ALL HAVE FUN HERE, THIS PLACE IS DEADER THAN WHITNEY HOUSTON...

Ball Sack Face · 03-12-2012, 01:21 AM

too soon

Monet LSD · 03-12-2012, 03:05 AM

Quote:

monty screams

Thought maybe it was gonna be a new one of these:

MustardLies · 03-12-2012, 09:56 AM

what the hell?

Kahlo · 03-12-2012, 10:01 AM

That's only the tip of the weirdness iceberg.

Did anyone save the All Things Change video he made, or the hip-hop overdub which was going around?

emotionalfriend · 03-12-2012, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kahlo

Did anyone save the All Things Change video he made

I've been wanting to see that again for a long time now. Dude has some sweet moves in that video.

JokeyLoki · 03-12-2012, 08:05 PM

I think he deleted it.

edit: Actually, it was the hip-hop dub that got deleted, I believe Warsaw (Hate the Hater) was the one that posted it. He really needs to bring that back.

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-13-2012, 03:49 AM

i thought that all things change video was still on youtube. just google montelds or something.

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-13-2012, 03:51 AM

oh no, wait, all things change. i forgot about that one. didn't it feature a top hat and a car?
i was thinking about monty dancing like a retard in silver pants to some zwan tune.

rottenugly · 03-13-2012, 03:52 AM

monte shaking his ass to a Zwan song.

I am disturbed.

Kahlo · 03-13-2012, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

oh no, wait, all things change. i forgot about that one. didn't it feature a top hat and a car?
i was thinking about monty dancing like a retard in silver pants to some zwan tune.

Yep the top hat, the four screens, the lols

MustardLies · 03-13-2012, 11:08 AM

someone please deliver!

Kahlo · 03-13-2012, 11:29 AM

I go to an all-girls private school. On our campus we have six buildings, four and a half of which are over 100 years old. We have a mansion on campus. It was a chapel when the school was run by nuns, and now we use it as the language center. The chapel in the mansion that is said to be haunted by a boy, a mormon and a nun.

The story goes that one night, 101 years ago, Billy was praying in the chapel. He was 41, and went to my school at the time. Monte lived on campus, in the dorms that existed back then. She was about to leave when a boy from a neighboring all-boys school walked in. The boy’s name was Monte, and he was in love with Billy. Though he was not allowed to be there, the two started conversing.

All of a sudden, a nun named Sister Jane heard the commotion. It was way past 7:30, the girls’ curfew, and the curious nun went into the chapel to find the pair kissing. This nun had extreme anger issues; she took a candle holder and brought it down upon Monte’s head. The impact immediately split his skull open, and he was dead in a matter of minutes.

Sister Jane, also infuriated at Billy, was about to kill him as well when Billy shoved her. The nun toppled backwards and fell right into a pew. She rose angrily and took a lit candle. She lit Billy’s hair and uniform on fire, turned, and ran out of the chapel. Turning, she shut the large doors of the chapel, locked them, adjusted her habit, folded her hands, and smiled smugly at the barely audible sound of the boy screaming. She walked off away without looking back.

The next morning, the church was discovered to be half burned to the ground. When the other sisters called for Sister Jane, she was not found. Almost a year later, they found a skeleton in a nearby forest. The chapel was rebuilt over the same spot as the old one.

In present day, I was walking through the hallway of my school to French class when I decided to light a candle for my aunt, who was having surgery that day. As I turned down to the chapel, my friends Mary Grace, Katherine, Emily, and Kaity followed me, since we had another five minutes before class.

As I picked up some matches, someone smacked them out of my hand. I turned to my friend Mary Grace who was standing next to me at the time and was about to yell at her for smacking the matches out of my hand when, all of a sudden, Kaity gripped her head as if someone had bashed it open. Then Katherine started screaming and pulling at her hair and tearing at her uniform. Emily toppled into the pew, as if someone had pushed her, and I followed her seconds after.

I screamed as all of the candles toppled out of their holders, instantly going out. Then, the door slammed shut, and we heard a loud click as it locked. We saw a nun’s habit outside through the windows, and then Mary Grace fainted.

I remembered waking up at home the next morning, thinking it was a dream, but Kaity wasn't in school for a week. We found out later that she had "fallen" and her head had broken open.

I don't go into the chapel anymore, and I hardly look at it. There have not been any further encounters since then, but other girls have reported seeing a boy and a mormon kissing, looking left and right, then disappearing.

Could it be Billy and Monte?

03-11-2012, 05:35 PM	#1
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03-11-2012, 07:30 PM	#3
redbreegull Socialphobic Location: listen you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth Posts: 11,459	wishing you were real to me wishing i could make believe i'll take my secrets to the grave safely held beneath he waves always knew I couldn't save always knew I couldn't save you

03-12-2012, 01:21 AM	#5
Ball Sack Face Banned Posts: 670	too soon

03-12-2012, 09:56 AM	#7
MustardLies Pledge Posts: 195	what the hell?

03-12-2012, 10:01 AM	#8
Kahlo Beffen separatist. Location: Lovephoria Posts: 16,329	That's only the tip of the weirdness iceberg. Did anyone save the All Things Change video he made, or the hip-hop overdub which was going around?

03-12-2012, 08:05 PM	#10
JokeyLoki has great self of steam. Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS Posts: 24,145	I think he deleted it. edit: Actually, it was the hip-hop dub that got deleted, I believe Warsaw (Hate the Hater) was the one that posted it. He really needs to bring that back.

03-13-2012, 03:49 AM	#11
Cool As Ice Cream Immortal Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 20,382	i thought that all things change video was still on youtube. just google montelds or something.

03-13-2012, 03:51 AM	#12
Cool As Ice Cream Immortal Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 20,382	oh no, wait, all things change. i forgot about that one. didn't it feature a top hat and a car? i was thinking about monty dancing like a retard in silver pants to some zwan tune.

03-13-2012, 03:52 AM	#13
rottenugly Banned Location: its a gas Posts: 2,702	monte shaking his ass to a Zwan song. I am disturbed.

03-13-2012, 11:08 AM	#15
MustardLies Pledge Posts: 195	someone please deliver!

03-13-2012, 11:29 AM	#16
Kahlo Beffen separatist. Location: Lovephoria Posts: 16,329	I go to an all-girls private school. On our campus we have six buildings, four and a half of which are over 100 years old. We have a mansion on campus. It was a chapel when the school was run by nuns, and now we use it as the language center. The chapel in the mansion that is said to be haunted by a boy, a mormon and a nun. The story goes that one night, 101 years ago, Billy was praying in the chapel. He was 41, and went to my school at the time. Monte lived on campus, in the dorms that existed back then. She was about to leave when a boy from a neighboring all-boys school walked in. The boy’s name was Monte, and he was in love with Billy. Though he was not allowed to be there, the two started conversing. All of a sudden, a nun named Sister Jane heard the commotion. It was way past 7:30, the girls’ curfew, and the curious nun went into the chapel to find the pair kissing. This nun had extreme anger issues; she took a candle holder and brought it down upon Monte’s head. The impact immediately split his skull open, and he was dead in a matter of minutes. Sister Jane, also infuriated at Billy, was about to kill him as well when Billy shoved her. The nun toppled backwards and fell right into a pew. She rose angrily and took a lit candle. She lit Billy’s hair and uniform on fire, turned, and ran out of the chapel. Turning, she shut the large doors of the chapel, locked them, adjusted her habit, folded her hands, and smiled smugly at the barely audible sound of the boy screaming. She walked off away without looking back. The next morning, the church was discovered to be half burned to the ground. When the other sisters called for Sister Jane, she was not found. Almost a year later, they found a skeleton in a nearby forest. The chapel was rebuilt over the same spot as the old one. In present day, I was walking through the hallway of my school to French class when I decided to light a candle for my aunt, who was having surgery that day. As I turned down to the chapel, my friends Mary Grace, Katherine, Emily, and Kaity followed me, since we had another five minutes before class. As I picked up some matches, someone smacked them out of my hand. I turned to my friend Mary Grace who was standing next to me at the time and was about to yell at her for smacking the matches out of my hand when, all of a sudden, Kaity gripped her head as if someone had bashed it open. Then Katherine started screaming and pulling at her hair and tearing at her uniform. Emily toppled into the pew, as if someone had pushed her, and I followed her seconds after. I screamed as all of the candles toppled out of their holders, instantly going out. Then, the door slammed shut, and we heard a loud click as it locked. We saw a nun’s habit outside through the windows, and then Mary Grace fainted. I remembered waking up at home the next morning, thinking it was a dream, but Kaity wasn't in school for a week. We found out later that she had "fallen" and her head had broken open. I don't go into the chapel anymore, and I hardly look at it. There have not been any further encounters since then, but other girls have reported seeing a boy and a mormon kissing, looking left and right, then disappearing. Could it be Billy and Monte?