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Old 02-28-2012, 07:56 PM   #1
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Cool So I was on TV about a month back. I'm a pretty big deal now.

Was helping a buddy out and working a booth at this show. Anyway one evening this local news shows up and everytime they would cut a promo or go live from the show I would get in the background and Lil B's cooking dance, basically the most based thing one can do near a news camera. I kept doing it and the producer/cameraman eventually came over to me and was all like:

"Stop dancing in my picture."

and I was all like,

"That's just my dance floor, that's where I dance."

and he was all like,

"I bet you find this funny, but I don't find it at all funny."

and I was all like,

"I do find it funny, and I'm not here to humor you. I'm here to dance."

and he was all like,

"Just stop dancing in my picture."

and I was all like,

"No." And kept dancing in his shots. He eventually had people from the convention center come and talk to me like the little girly man that he was.



Anyway, I still got on. Cut to about 33 seconds left. You can see me slowly walk into the screen and act like I'm reading something (I never read anything, ever, so jokes on them), and then started to bust out my moves once the camera looked over. The cameraman tried to be sly and zoom back in to try and get me out of the pic but I was still there.





http://www.whptv.com/mediacenter/loc...ideoid=3260822

 
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Old 02-28-2012, 08:14 PM   #2
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Jesus Christ. You troll in the real world like you troll online.

 
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Old 02-28-2012, 08:22 PM   #3
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And all this time I thought this was just his online persona. It turns out he really is an asshole.

 
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Old 02-28-2012, 08:25 PM   #4
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Good. The news fucking sucks.

 
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Old 02-28-2012, 09:30 PM   #5
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mother of god

 
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Old 02-28-2012, 09:37 PM   #6
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you can barely see it. who cares

 
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Old 02-28-2012, 09:58 PM   #7
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you can barely see it. who cares

No need to be a hater because of your jealousy.


The guy was trying to turn the camera down the pathway between a bunch of booths and a lot of people to show it off, but the camera guy saw me (at this point it was after many practice attempts by them and me dancing in the background of them) and then quickly pulled the camera back and looked at just the reporter because I was dancing in front of the way he wanted to video tape.

He had two choices: Let me win by swagging all over his shot of the crowd or let me win by ruining his live shot because he was so dead set at that point of trying not to let me be on camera that much while dancing.

 
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:05 PM   #8
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Imagine the news crew.

they go to a gun show. bunch of NRA types milling around. Then there's this tweeker fucked up freak who keeps jerking himself into the shot. guys lurking around, probably violent for all they know. fucks up the segment so much that they can't completely edit him out.

 
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:05 PM   #9
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you are a shitty person

edit: @ banana, not you scotty

 
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:06 PM   #10
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big deal. blissedandgone2 was on conan and not just in the background. kahlo and his hair were filmed for a bbc show.

 
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:09 PM   #11
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That's a pretty ridiculous dance, not to mention a pretty jerky thing to argue with the camera dude when he asked you to get out of the way.

 
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:10 PM   #12
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big deal. blissedandgone2 was on conan and not just in the background. kahlo and his hair were filmed for a bbc show.


I don't know what point you are attempting to make, but I seriously have no idea how you could even think that those were as big of a deal as this moment caught on live local television.

 
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:11 PM   #13
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That's a pretty ridiculous dance, not to mention a pretty jerky thing to argue with the camera dude when he asked you to get out of the way.

He never asked me to get out of the picture. The squirrelly fuck came over to me with attitude and tried to tell me to stop. When he did that it was game over and I was absolutely going to get into his shot, and I did as you can see.


Plus I was bored, and we had been drinking for a good bit at that point. Their own fault for doing some live broadcast near me and not expecting me to jump in.

 
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:20 PM   #14
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I like this, I laughed. Good job Banana.

 
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:57 PM   #15
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subtle!

 
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:58 PM   #16
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omg swag

 
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:58 PM   #17
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not

 
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Old 02-28-2012, 11:02 PM   #18
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you dance like the white guy from the red stripe commercials

 
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Old 02-29-2012, 12:07 AM   #19
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Anyway, I still got on. Cut to about 33 seconds left. You can see me slowly walk into the screen and act like I'm reading something (I never read anything, ever, so jokes on them)[/url]
Banananana, I tried really hard and I did not see you

 
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Old 02-29-2012, 12:55 AM   #20
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You looked great, Stefan. Don't listen to the haters

 
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Old 02-29-2012, 01:01 AM   #21
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the room couldn't handle you

 
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Old 02-29-2012, 01:03 AM   #22
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lol'd

 
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Old 02-29-2012, 01:07 AM   #23
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Please immediately drink everything you find under your sink. GODDAMN!

The administration of this message board has some fucking questions to answer.

 
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Old 02-29-2012, 01:12 AM   #24
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Can we all make a pact not to respond to banana or post in his threads

 
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Old 02-29-2012, 01:13 AM   #25
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goes without saying that i sign it

 
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Old 02-29-2012, 01:13 AM   #26
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effective tomorrow

 
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Old 02-29-2012, 01:14 AM   #27
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might as well wait till the 1st

 
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Old 02-29-2012, 01:17 AM   #28
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fuck you guys. i'm trying to milk this hookup into the redneck hunter scene. i've been waiting for a chance like this.

 
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Old 02-29-2012, 01:18 AM   #29
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yeah.

 
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Old 02-29-2012, 01:21 AM   #30
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Can we all make a pact not to respond to banana or post in his threads
but then the admins would get mad because we wouldn't be keeping the board filled to the brim with fresh, new content by replying to his threads. that's the whole reason banana is back, because he is the number 1 person responsible for keeping the board fresh and exciting. didn't you know that?

 
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