Confessions

[Mooney]

Originally Posted by agenda suicide

I would not mind sexing you.

i dunno, sounds risky. i kind of like my foreskin. i think i would miss it.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by agenda suicide

I was terrified of penis for a long time after that, and uncircumcised penises still make me a little nervous.

yeah, i can imagine. thanks for telling the story

[reprise85]

i haven't had sexual intercourse since i was 19. i'm 26 now.

i haven't even tried because i'm pretty sure i'd have problems with flashbacks but i'm kinda tired of it already

last time i kinda sorta kinda got close with someone, i wasn't planning on having intercourse anyway but at a certain point i just dissociated a lot and had to stop. this was only a few months ago

it sucks, i wish my body worked right

[Rairun]

Oh man, I remember Al's story perfectly. He made it into our little compilation of memorable IRC quotes:

alefante: it really has like... fucked me up emotionally
alefante: cos it's my fucking wang dude

I'd feel bad for laughing, but despite sounding traumatized, he had a sense of humor.

[reprise85]

request for compilation of memorable IRC quotes

[Rairun]

Originally Posted by reprise85

request for compilation of memorable IRC quotes

I doubt it'd make sense to anyone here. Most of us came from the original oboard. We had an IRC channel with about 10 regulars for a few years.

[reprise85]

was it on undernet? around 95/96 i went on an sp undernet channel and they called me a poser fan and wanted to ask me band trivia or ban me
they asked me what the name of James' dog was and this was before I had Gish or Vieuphoria and I was like how the fuck would I know the name of his dog (also I was 10 at the time). I thought they were huge stalkers. they were talking about those moonkids pics of billy's old house. they banned me.

[agenda suicide]

Originally Posted by Mooney

i dunno, sounds risky. i kind of like my foreskin. i think i would miss it.

But you're so pretty.

[aldango]

Originally Posted by reprise85

was it on undernet? around 95/96 i went on an sp undernet channel and they called me a poser fan and wanted to ask me band trivia or ban me
they asked me what the name of James' dog was and this was before I had Gish or Vieuphoria and I was like how the fuck would I know the name of his dog (also I was 10 at the time). I thought they were huge stalkers. they were talking about those moonkids pics of billy's old house. they banned me.

it was #oboard on ptnet

[agenda suicide]

ALDANGO ATE UR BABY

[aldango]

Originally Posted by Rairun

I doubt it'd make sense to anyone here. Most of us came from the original oboard. We had an IRC channel with about 10 regulars for a few years.

send them to me! they'll make sense to me!

[agenda suicide]

I love how it takes talking about your peen to get you to post here.

[aldango]

Originally Posted by agenda suicide

I love how it takes talking about your peen to get you to post here.

*sigh*

I'm here every day! I never post because I don't want to get angry on the internet

[slunken]

is lurking worse than the worst posting?

[slunken]

QUESTIONS FOR LIFE

[reprise85]

one time i was really really bored and on coke and went into my friend's pantry and took all the marshmallows out of his lucky charms (he was sleeping)

he never said anything about it but i like to think he thought he was going crazy and still thinks about it once in a while and wonders wtf happened

[teh b0lly!!1]

I still don't understand how the foreskin could get behind the head that would require circumcision?
Would you care to do a quick mspaint drawing?
Not trolling

[Toby]

speaking of weiners....i put some bengay on my back and then went pee without washing my hands and now the tip of my cock is on fire!!!!

[reprise85]

you must spread rep... second time getting this message tonight from trying to + rep you Toby

[cocksure]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

I still don't understand how the foreskin could get behind the head that would require circumcision?
Would you care to do a quick mspaint drawing?
Not trolling

phimosis dude. that probably hurt like hell

you're jewish right

[rottenugly]

I bet Cool As Ice Cream sort of looks like Steve Buscemi.

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by cocksure

phimosis dude. that probably hurt like hell

you're jewish right

yeah.
circumcised 4 life brah

[teh b0lly!!1]

Uncircumcised penises are fucking disgusting.
It's odd that not everybody is circumcised

[cocksure]

yeah it's totally odd not everybody in the world is part of some weird deal with god or rich western faux-medical tradition

[28if]

uncircumsized ftw. it's like a little turtleneck for your dong.

[duovamp]

Now it's that thread again.

[Dogfighter28]

More like a dickey for your dong

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by cocksure

22 for me *shrug*

High-Five!! Mit deinem Riesenschwanz in eine Mädchen, daß musst ubergeil sein, oder!!

[Mooney]

Originally Posted by cocksure

yeah it's totally odd not everybody in the world is part of some weird deal with god or rich western faux-medical tradition

god made us in his image. then we chop of part of the penis. so essentially every circumcision is chopping off part of god's wang over and over.

[hnibos]

I take a shit everyday at work.