Confessions

[Eulogy]

i was also into pro wrestling for a year or two from like 10-11/12 or so

none of that wcw garbage though. how lame, pfrbb

[agenda suicide]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

's a bot

I know... -____-

[brendo_91]

Originally Posted by agenda suicide

The only thing I can think of is I was a girl scout through the end of high school.
Much less depressing than other stuff in here.

So, neighbourhood cookie supplier much? Potheads with munchies would have loved you

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

i was also into pro wrestling for a year or two from like 10-11/12 or so

none of that wcw garbage though. how lame, pfrbb

seriously a wrestling snob

can you be snobby about everything

if you lived in a trailer you'd be snobby about what model doublewide you had

[duovamp]

Well the Golden Double XL105 is a pretty amazing model... 1.5 bathrooms, 2 beds, ample storage (meth lab) space.

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

seriously a wrestling snob

can you be snobby about everything

if you lived in a trailer you'd be snobby about what model doublewide you had

dude seriously

i can't even rib pfrbb without you jumping down my throat now?

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO

[Dogfighter28]

WCW >>>>> WWF/E

[agenda suicide]

Originally Posted by brendo_91

So, neighbourhood cookie supplier much? Potheads with munchies would have loved you

I sold more cookies in high school than I ever did when I was little. I'm pretty sure potheads were part of the reason for that.
Kind of sucked though because I took the orders during classes and ended up having to haul around massive amounts of boxes at school when orders were filled.

[Warsaw]

Originally Posted by agenda suicide

I sold more cookies in high school than I ever did when I was little. I'm pretty sure potheads were part of the reason for that.
Kind of sucked though because I took the orders during classes and ended up having to haul around massive amounts of boxes at school when orders were filled.

Your life has been so difficult

[agenda suicide]

Never said it was.

[Dogfighter28]

What's crackin nat cat

[Toby]

When I worked at Walgreens I used to be too poor to even eat so I'd end up eating food from the fridge in the break room. People started to think it was the fat guy that worked the overnight shift so I made up some lies that incriminated him even more.

[agenda suicide]

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

What's crackin nat cat

Not much bro.

[rottenugly]

I used to play with electrical wires as a child.

[bahnzah]

Sometimes when I'm getting out of the shower, I get a glimpse in the mirror of my girthy meat-wand at half-mast and my own breathe is taken away by its majesty.

[Dogfighter28]

I have my own bowling shoes and my own set of darts w/ carrying case

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I'm almost 23 and I steal shit from my parent's liquor cabinet on the reg (read: every night) because I am depressed and my life sucks and my day is not complete without drugs

How long has this been going on for?

[teh b0lly!!1]

That must be quite a cabinet if he does it every night and doesnt get noticed

[reprise85]

or his parents drink a ton

[reprise85]

del

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by Pasta of Muppet

How long has this been going on for?

oh just for like a month. I got busted with the marijuanas so I gotta lay low for awhile and I have discovered that although I do not really miss pot that much, I do not feel complete unless I can unwind at the end of the day via drugs. sad but true.

[redbreegull]

and no my parents hardly ever drink. I have never seen them drink to the point of intoxication in my entire life. They just go in the liquor cabinet so infrequently they haven't noticed the missing rum and vodka yet.

[teh b0lly!!1]

How'd you get busted?

[redbreegull]

traffic stop

[redbreegull]

DEL

[smashingjj]

i was born as a boy

[cork_soaker]

traffic stop

[cork_soaker]

traffic stop
.

[Duke1497]

When I was a very young child, I was deathlt afraid of my basement.

So, I would sing the whole time I was down there so I wouldn't be scared.

I look back on it and laugh

[Toby]

I was scared of the basement too but I remember my great-grandma potter coming over to spray he basement with "monster spray" so I wouldn't be scared anymore.

Years later my mom told me the monster spray was just air freshner