Confessions

[null123]

Lol men are fucking pathetic

[Trotskilicious]

that's sexist and it hurt my feelings

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by Mooney

or they're on the rag.

My experience with that is mostly Fellacio.

[Toby]

*fellatio

Originally Posted by vixnix

wanted to earn his 'brown wings'..

do people really talk like this and mean it? how is this possible

[Fellatio Mask!]

[Fellatio Mask!]

Originally Posted by Mooney

or they're on the rag.

oh, i guess they do talk like that

[Toby]

Originally Posted by Graveflower

do people really talk like this and mean it? how is this possible

I was wondering the same thing....is anal sex something to be proud of?


ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED, BROS!

[Travis Meeks]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by Toby

*fellatio

Thats what I thought but iPhone says its fellacio. Em who am I to argue with Steve Jobs.

[vixnix]

Well it wasn't like a constant thing. But him and all his friends went to a very competitive all boys high school and they were a bit bro-y so yeah they could well have said shit like achievement unlocked to each other. They said lots of terrible shit to each other especially about women/girls. Their library had a sign in it that read "your mother doesn't work here, clean up after yourself'. My ex used to read FHM. I mean he was a Phil/English/music history major so he read a lot of stuff. But also FHM. I think he's probably over it now but he was 20 then, we were so young. He had a friend who was famous for coining the name spadeface for this poor girl after he saw her at a party and announced loudly that she looked like she'd been hit in the face with a spade.

[reprise85]

those sound like terrible people

[rottenugly]

Okay, since the thread title is Confessions, I'm gonna be honest here.

I chipped my tooth a few months ago whilst orgasming, I still haven't got my tooth fixed.

[rottenugly]

It's not a bad chip, it's just a nick. I couldn't even clean up my mess, I was busy getting tiny tooth fragments out of my mouth, it was ugh...

you could just tell us what actually happened instead of vaguely posting so you can get people to say "omg what happened"

like it sounds like it could be a funny story but you're just going to say "while orgasming" instead of just coming out with it
i mean come on
it's not interesting, it's not funny
just give the story
come up with whatever embellishments you need to and tell the story. and then post it. i'm an expert on posting here, just take some advice

[rottenugly]

I have an overbite, so I was resting my upper set of teeth down onto my lower set of teeth, they slid while I gasmed somehow, and one of my front teeth chipped...

Why would say say "omg what happened?" I just said what happened in the post.

Originally Posted by rottenugly

I chipped my tooth a few months ago whilst orgasming

because this makes absolutely no sense to anyone without any context although your adding context didnt help so maybe you just have no ability to tell a story and maybe you shouldn't have said anything to begin with, i'm sorry
i'll be dead in five years with no friends or money between then so don't worry about what i say

[rottenugly]

Originally Posted by Graveflower

i'll be dead in five years with no friends or money between then so don't worry about what i say

Graveflower...You're a good person, okay? Just letting you know, you're an awesome guy.

[rottenugly]

You know what I'm just gonna stop with that confession, I feel icky now.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by rottenugly

Graveflower...You're a good person, okay? Just letting you know, you're an awesome guy.

this

i hope you know people do care about you here

[rottenugly]

Everyone is a good person here. Their good side just rarely shows it seems, I know they're good people deep down inside.

[Travis Meeks]

What the fuck happened to this place????

[rottenugly]

It's fucking Graveflower saying "NAW, NAW YOU HAVE TO BE MORE ELABORATE AND DETAILED, QUICK, I'M ABOUT TO SHOOT." It's like fuck...

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by Travis Meeks

What the fuck happened to this place????

people grew up

assuming you are not just talking about this thread and all of the political ones and gender issues and stuff that is constantly brought up now

[Pretzel Logic]

netphoria was better when there was an army of trolls and i was a proud member of the troll army. now i just sound like a rogue douche in my posts.

no that's how you always came off

[null123]

I just bought a pair of inline skates

[null123]

Inline skate design has not changed since 1998

i assume that's because nobody has been seen inline skating since then