Confessions

[Dogfighter28]

I don't "smoke". I haven't had one in a month or two. I have a casual arrangement with tobacco.

Speaking of casual arrangements, I 69'd and anal'd for the first time within 10 minutes of each other sometime last week.

[Toby]

what did you think of anal?

[Dogfighter28]

I think she came

[Dogfighter28]

Well, I know that. I THINK it does NOT feel as good as real secks but that's fine by me if it tickles my lady

[Toby]

My ex liked anal....i always thought it was because she dated a black guy before me (racist?) I didn't much care for it; it was awkward and didn't feel good =/

[Eulogy]

anal is "real secks"

for the record

[yo soy el mejor]

maybe she didn't have a good booty. i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

[Dogfighter28]

You know what I meant broski

[Toby]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

maybe she didn't have a good booty. i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

It really wasn't a good booty at all. I remember having a hard time finding the right position for me. I'm not good at any kind of sex tbh.

[yo soy el mejor]

don't you have that latin spice, tobes? aye! aye!

[Toby]

am I supposed to be blessed with good sex abilities? Cause i'm not

[ilikeplanets]

I have not gone for it in that manner yet...! Don't see it happening

[Toby]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

I have not gone for it in that manner yet...! Don't see it happening

let bb hit that shit...his big ole schlong will make you bust a juicy nut.

[Dogfighter28]

I must say my latest romp has been a boon to my confidence ladies

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by Toby

am I supposed to be blessed with good sex abilities? Cause i'm not

it's a good sterotype. go with it.

[slunken]

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

Speaking of casual arrangements, I 69'd and anal'd for the first time within 10 minutes of each other sometime last week.

is it wrong that i'm imagining a gomer pyle esque situation with bb's new lady friend barking out instructions like a seasoned professional and bb fumbling around and agreeing like a goober

[slunken]

her: "put it in my ass u pig"

him: (gulp) "SHORE!!!"

[slunken]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i like anal sometimes; it's like sex in my butt.

hmmmmm

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by reprise85

one time i was really really bored and on coke and went into my friend's pantry and took all the marshmallows out of his lucky charms (he was sleeping)

he never said anything about it but i like to think he thought he was going crazy and still thinks about it once in a while and wonders wtf happened

You can not give Reputation to the same post twice.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by slunken

hmmmmm

o_O

[rottenugly]

[ilikeplanets]

Lol @ the lucky charms marshmallow stealing. I used to lick all the icing off carrot cake and put it back in the fridge O.o

[Shallowed]

Holy fuck this thread is funny.

Is there a Godwin's Law equivalent for sex?

[MyOneAndOnly]

When you say the anal ain't like realz secks. Do you mean for the top or the bottom or both?

[MyOneAndOnly]

Chicks don't offer up the pooper less theyz into it btw, which means its realz.

[cocksure]

other times they are raped

[Mooney]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

Chicks don't offer up the pooper less theyz into it btw, which means its realz.

or they're on the rag.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Pasta of Muppet

Is there a Godwin's Law equivalent for sex?

it's probably more applicable to the universe at large

[Mooney]

wanting to sex things up is kind of intrinsic to human nature.

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

I have not gone for it in that manner yet...! Don't see it happening

I think this is a good policy. High five. My ex tried once after begging for it because all the other guys had tried it with their gfs...wanted to earn his 'brown wings'. Ugh. He bought this lube with kiwifruit extract and it turned out I was allergic to it so after five minutes of us getting nowhere everything he had managed to get lube on began to really sting and it ended with him holding cold compresses against me. He was never going to get anywhere anyway, he needed XL condoms and was 6'6" ...and I was 19 with a virgin ass and very reluctant. I don't think it was never going to be good.