Confessions - Page 13

mxzombie · 02-24-2012, 10:57 PM

don't think too much about it. you'll risk getting trapped in a black hole of sexual inadequacy

slunken · 02-24-2012, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooney

i've kind of turned the gender-stereotype tables a few times, where i've retired for the night without finishing after they have have two or three times. i don't think she will think you're not into her as long as you get it up. she will just try to up her game next time, thinking for a change that it has something to do with her skills.

been there but i'm over this and have landed in the realm of can't-keep-it-up

slunken · 02-24-2012, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mxzombie

don't think too much about it. you'll risk getting trapped in a black hole of sexual inadequacy

see above

Eulogy · 02-24-2012, 11:54 PM

you're putting too much pressure on yourself

slunken · 02-24-2012, 11:58 PM

big surprise there , huh?

Eulogy · 02-24-2012, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by slunken

big surprise there , huh?

communication is the key, bro. tell her that. if you have any desire to make this a long term thing, she should be willing to understand and help you work through it.

TuralyonW3 · 02-25-2012, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by mxzombie

just smoke some weed, bro. feels good man

slunken · 02-25-2012, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy

communication is the key, bro. tell her that. if you have any desire to make this a long term thing, she should be willing to understand and help you work through it.

as always - we talk about it

slunken · 02-25-2012, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

i've realized i hate this guy. his comics are awful. just fucking awful. all fluff.

slunken · 02-25-2012, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy

communication is the key, bro. tell her that. if you have any desire to make this a long term thing, she should be willing to understand and help you work through it.

WE ALL KNOW ITS EASEIR TO RUN AWAY FROM YOUR PROBLEMS THAN IT IS TO ADDRESS THEM FACE TO FACE

SuckSuckStyle · 02-25-2012, 12:08 AM

dont have sex for a month. or more?

necking and a little heavy petting but that's it.

...tried it? :/

i'm sorry dude that really sucks. you're not alone; a friend recently talked to me about the same problem. tons of love. no physical reaction. completely terrible. wish i had the answer.

Eulogy · 02-25-2012, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by slunken

as always - we talk about it

alright well then you shouldn't be so worried. just chillax. easier said than done, but y'know.

slunken · 02-25-2012, 12:12 AM

even if this relationship is entirely shit - it's different and it's new (at least to me) so that's worth exploring

Eulogy · 12:27 AM

not being able to cum is basically a non-problem. if you can get it up, have fun, and get your girl off then there really isn't a problem.

edit: apparently keeping it up is the problem. i didn't read carefully. the same thing applies though. just use your other parts (tongue/fingers). it'll keep her happy and give you time to relax and figure it out.

cocksure · 02-25-2012, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

i used to drink so i didn't blow my top so fast but now i try to make sure i'm sober so i have a chance in hell of coming

yea. same. it's weird how you really wanna do it but when you get to it its like this is tiring

cocksure · 02-25-2012, 10:07 AM

and i do agree its not just a matter of 'relax as long as the other one is satifsfied evrythings cool' or whatev
it fucks with your expectations

yo soy el mejor · 02-25-2012, 10:14 AM

this isn't just something you need to fix or get over ya know. a nice girlfriend would recognize how you feel (you said you've talked) and do what she could make you more comfortable and keep your peepee hard. it takes two to tango or something.

cocksure · 02-25-2012, 10:22 AM

no no my pee is hard n all i just cant finish

i dont want my gf to pity me i want to have fun you no

yo soy el mejor · 02-25-2012, 10:24 AM

in that situation the last thing i would feel is pity.

yo soy el mejor · 02-25-2012, 10:36 AM

i just downloaded mrs. doubtfire.

SuckSuckStyle · 02-25-2012, 10:37 AM

my right arm muscles are much stronger than my left

Eulogy · 02-25-2012, 11:07 AM

there are some weird attitudes about sex on this board

slunken · 02-25-2012, 02:33 PM

drunk boarding isn't as fun as it used to be.

i feel too much shame.

yo soy el mejor · 02-26-2012, 02:28 AM

i just made pancakes for a late night snack.

Elvis The Fat Years · 02-26-2012, 03:03 AM

french toast 4 lyfe.

Elvis The Fat Years · 02-26-2012, 03:05 AM

with lots of cinnamon and real maple syrup. none of that high fructose corn syrup bullshit.

yo soy el mejor · 02-26-2012, 03:06 AM

only with that thick bread.

yo soy el mejor · 02-26-2012, 03:06 AM

in texas we call it texas toast. is there texas toast in chicago?

null123 · 02-26-2012, 03:18 AM

i thought texas toast was just thick toast

yo soy el mejor · 02-26-2012, 03:22 AM

it is. i think i call any thick bread like that texas toast but i don't know if people outside of texas do.

02-25-2012, 12:14 AM	#374
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,378	not being able to cum is basically a non-problem. if you can get it up, have fun, and get your girl off then there really isn't a problem. edit: apparently keeping it up is the problem. i didn't read carefully. the same thing applies though. just use your other parts (tongue/fingers). it'll keep her happy and give you time to relax and figure it out. Last edited by Eulogy : 02-25-2012 at 12:27 AM.

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02-24-2012, 10:57 PM	#361
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	don't think too much about it. you'll risk getting trapped in a black hole of sexual inadequacy

02-24-2012, 11:54 PM	#364
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,378	you're putting too much pressure on yourself

02-24-2012, 11:58 PM	#365
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	big surprise there , huh?

02-25-2012, 12:08 AM	#371
SuckSuckStyle Socialphobic Location: you look like you like to hang out. you look like you like to hang out and drink soda Posts: 12,677	dont have sex for a month. or more? necking and a little heavy petting but that's it. ...tried it? :/ i'm sorry dude that really sucks. you're not alone; a friend recently talked to me about the same problem. tons of love. no physical reaction. completely terrible. wish i had the answer.

02-25-2012, 12:12 AM	#373
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	even if this relationship is entirely shit - it's different and it's new (at least to me) so that's worth exploring

02-25-2012, 10:07 AM	#376
cocksure Apocalyptic Poster Location: dedicated to the feeling of good Posts: 4,363	and i do agree its not just a matter of 'relax as long as the other one is satifsfied evrythings cool' or whatev it fucks with your expectations

02-25-2012, 10:14 AM	#377
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	this isn't just something you need to fix or get over ya know. a nice girlfriend would recognize how you feel (you said you've talked) and do what she could make you more comfortable and keep your peepee hard. it takes two to tango or something.

02-25-2012, 10:22 AM	#378
cocksure Apocalyptic Poster Location: dedicated to the feeling of good Posts: 4,363	no no my pee is hard n all i just cant finish i dont want my gf to pity me i want to have fun you no

02-25-2012, 10:24 AM	#379
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	in that situation the last thing i would feel is pity.

02-25-2012, 10:36 AM	#380
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	i just downloaded mrs. doubtfire.

02-25-2012, 10:37 AM	#381
SuckSuckStyle Socialphobic Location: you look like you like to hang out. you look like you like to hang out and drink soda Posts: 12,677	my right arm muscles are much stronger than my left

02-25-2012, 11:07 AM	#382
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,378	there are some weird attitudes about sex on this board

02-25-2012, 02:33 PM	#383
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	drunk boarding isn't as fun as it used to be. i feel too much shame.

02-26-2012, 02:28 AM	#384
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	i just made pancakes for a late night snack.

02-26-2012, 03:03 AM	#385
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	french toast 4 lyfe.

02-26-2012, 03:05 AM	#386
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	with lots of cinnamon and real maple syrup. none of that high fructose corn syrup bullshit.

02-26-2012, 03:06 AM	#387
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	only with that thick bread.

02-26-2012, 03:06 AM	#388
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	in texas we call it texas toast. is there texas toast in chicago?

02-26-2012, 03:18 AM	#389
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,274	i thought texas toast was just thick toast

02-26-2012, 03:22 AM	#390
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	it is. i think i call any thick bread like that texas toast but i don't know if people outside of texas do.