Confessions

[wHATcOLOR]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

I used to be with a girl who would stiffen up and start crying.

before or after she was with 28if?

[teh b0lly!!1]

Confession: my dick is enormously above average. It's a long, winding meat snake that ejaculates as hard and far as 30 feet.

Oh man I'm glad I finally got that off my chest
This secret was too big to keep

If you nawmsayin

[hnibos]

tinwop

[Toby]

how big is it, bb?

[cocksure]

COCKS

[cocksure]

ure

[Dogfighter28]

It varies based on how in shape I'm keeping but I'd say 7 inches give or take .2 inches

[Mooney]

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

LOL!! i was with a girl years ago who was exactly like this. had to squeeze the muscles in her legs and point her toes downward. you should do her

that would would be the most awkward sex ever if we both tried to come at the same time. planking, but worse. is she hot and/or willing?

[Mooney]

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

When I'm in my vinegar strokes that is exactly what my body does. Idiosyncratic my ass!

once your're in this point of no return you're referring to, it's too late for you, evidently. i have to do that to get there, but once there i can relax for that one to two seconds.

[duovamp]

Maybe try not jerking off for a week to get your body straightened out.

[duovamp]

Nevermind that's a horrible suggestion.

[slunken]

Originally Posted by Mooney

Confession - though my dick is slightly above average, i have serious issues coming during intercourse because of retarded ejaculation due to fifteen years of chronic, idiosyncratic masturbation.

stop saying this because it's starting to get to me

[slunken]

super serious dude

[TuralyonW3]

I am so lonely because women always run in terror from my monster member

[TuralyonW3]

It's like dinner goes great and the conversation is classy but then foreplay starts and the snake comes out of its cave and next thing I know a tear is falling into my glass of wine

[Mooney]

Originally Posted by slunken

stop saying this because it's starting to get to me

i've posted "i suffer from self-diagnosed retarded ejaculation due to years of chronic, idiosyncratic masturbation" probably four times at least, previously. i promise to never speak of this again, regardless of relevance.

[slunken]

i know and ive been starting to think about it because i think its happening to me.

fuck you i'm taking duo's advice

[null123]

golly this thread is a gas

[slunken]

i used to drink so i didn't blow my top so fast but now i try to make sure i'm sober so i have a chance in hell of coming

[slunken]

i'm sorry cb this is my real life problem atm

[slunken]

and i really love my g/f and this has never been a problem before

[slunken]

i'm a little freaked

[mxzombie]

just smoke some weed, bro. feels good man

[slunken]

i think she thinks i'm not into her anymore

[mxzombie]

smoke together, bro. you'll both feel good man

[slunken]

oh my god - we do smoke. i don't drink as much anymore.

we're beyond this.

[slunken]

sex used to be purely aesthetic and physical for me but now that it's turned into something else my brain doesn't know how to handle it maybe

[mxzombie]

sorry man.

[slunken]

s'okay

[Mooney]

Originally Posted by slunken

i think she thinks i'm not into her anymore

i've kind of turned the gender-stereotype tables a few times, where i've retired for the night without finishing after they have have two or three times. i don't think she will think you're not into her as long as you get it up. she will just try to up her game next time, thinking for a change that it has something to do with her skills.