Confessions

[slunken]

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

I made this video



I got boobs out of it.

Have this Neko Case song and play me another

[agenda suicide]

NEKO CASE!!!

[cocksure]

redbreegull looks like such a harmless guy

[yo soy el mejor]

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

you have no idea, that's with my hair pulled down. I suspect I might be balding but I also kind of remember always having an enormous forehead.

[Dogfighter28]

I invited 80 people to my housewarming party and only 8 say they're coming. I'm not sure what's so unlikeable about me.

• Awkward to be around
• Boring
• Smells bad
• Too abrasive
• Intimidating
• Looks like a loser
• Some unfortunate nervous habit I'm unaware of
• Shitty person

I'm really running out of ideas on how to meet people who will have my back or even return phone calls and texts. Maintaining a group of friends is so hard for me. It's like I'm sending out a net and getting one or two crabs at a time, who will leave afternnot too long.

I'm kind of the "other" friend who people hang out with but will blow off if other plans arise.

Despite this I am an unreasonably cheerful person. My dad being in the navy and having to move every 3-4 years might have established some sort of antisocial bliss coping mechanism in me.

[yo soy el mejor]

obviously you think highly of yourself. i would never throw a party and certainly not have the gall to invite 80 people.

[Dogfighter28]

You're so cool and down to earth! Good job.

[yo soy el mejor]

you think you're hot shit. good job.

[Dogfighter28]

I think if you'll read my post with a firm grasp of the English language you'll find quite the opposite

[reprise85]

i wouldn't have 80 people to invite, but it doesn't seem like such an outrageous number especially when most of them are not really close friends

i think 8 people coming is a good sign, i mean i know it's only 10% of people you invited but how close are you to these people?

[teh b0lly!!1]

were they facebook invites or did you personally invite 80 people

[Dogfighter28]

A mixture of all of the above. I have made personal contact with probably 30 or 40. This feeling of not being wanted around extends well beyond this failed party scenario though

[SuckSuckStyle]

are you like Michael Scott?

[mxzombie]

who cares, just have a good time with whoever comes and quit feeling sorry for yourself

[Dogfighter28]

I already had fun with 8 people a million times, I wanted people to get drunk and fuck in my roommates bed

[Dogfighter28]

Hmm maybe I can still make that happen

[Dogfighter28]

Confession - though my dick is pretty large I have serious stamina problems if I am not getting it on the regular

[mxzombie]

you do realize that size has nothing to do with stamina

[Mooney]

Confession - though my dick is slightly above average, i have serious issues coming during intercourse because of retarded ejaculation due to fifteen years of chronic, idiosyncratic masturbation.

[Dogfighter28]

I don't think you know what idiosyncratic means

[duovamp]

Wait what does your penis size have to do with ejaculating during intercourse?

[Mooney]

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

I don't think you know what idiosyncratic means

dictionary.com:
a characteristic, habit, mannerism, or the like, that is peculiar to an individual.

when i first started beating off when i was twelve, i tightened all the muscles in my legs. i don't remember if i needed to do this to come, or whether i thought that was how it was done or what. but now i only can come with my calves tightened and toes pointed downwards. as you can imagine, this is tough to do during sex. to jizz standing up i have to stand on my tip toes. but yeah, with my legs relaxed i can beat the living shit out of my penis for an hour and nothing happens.

[Dogfighter28]

I never correlated penis size to ejaculation. I was just throwing myself a... bone before a painful confession.

If I jack off an hour before sex or have multiple rounds of sex then I can knock the pussy out, but it's hard to time that for one night stands or a first sex scenario

[MyOneAndOnly]

I have mostly avoided this thread. How long has this masturbation thing been going on

[wHATcOLOR]

Originally Posted by Mooney

dictionary.com:
a characteristic, habit, mannerism, or the like, that is peculiar to an individual.

when i first started beating off when i was twelve, i tightened all the muscles in my legs. i don't remember if i needed to do this to come, or whether i thought that was how it was done or what. but now i only can come with my calves tightened and toes pointed downwards. as you can imagine, this is tough to do during sex. to jizz standing up i have to stand on my tip toes. but yeah, with my legs relaxed i can beat the living shit out of my penis for an hour and nothing happens.

LOL!! i was with a girl years ago who was exactly like this. had to squeeze the muscles in her legs and point her toes downward. you should do her

[MyOneAndOnly]

How much masturbation is too much?

[Dogfighter28]

When I'm in my vinegar strokes that is exactly what my body does. Idiosyncratic my ass!

[MyOneAndOnly]

I used to be with a girl who would stiffen up and start crying.