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Old 01-10-2012, 10:03 PM   #31
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Old 01-10-2012, 10:40 PM   #32
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unless he's gay he really just wants to fuck you. and if he's gay you can't say your best friend is a guy, you have to say your best friend is a gay guy. there are rules
Oh he really wants to fuck me, there's no mystery about that. He's managed to be an excellent friend otherwise though, I just have to make sure not to ask for too much.

 
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Old 01-10-2012, 10:42 PM   #33
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Oh he really wants to fuck me, there's no mystery about that. He's managed to be an excellent friend otherwise though, I just have to make sure not to ask for too much.
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Old 01-10-2012, 11:03 PM   #34
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unless he's gay he really just wants to fuck you. and if he's gay you can't say your best friend is a guy, you have to say your best friend is a gay guy. there are rules
This is bull shit. My best friend is a guy and we've been friends since I was 16 and sex never comes up and he's not gay. If he's thinking about sex with me however, he's never mentioned it.

 
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Old 01-10-2012, 11:58 PM   #35
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My story needs an update.
I just got home and dont even know what to say. Last night was fucking crazy dudes. Give me some minutes and I will update you.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:00 AM   #36
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Sounds like a pretty raging bohemian tale is upcoming! I'm sitting in anticipation.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:18 AM   #37
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Okay. So, yesterday we spoke and everything was fine and dandy and I felt the sweet relief. Right back to normal. I was happy. Then after her band practice she asked me to come for a drink cause she needed a friend. I said okay, feeling greatful for still being considered friend material so soon after my actions last night. I get there and we order some drinks. She says she has news but can't tell me yet, till we are both drunk enough, so for the next two hours she makes me drink a lot. I'm starting to get confused, cause she keeps telling me she is terrified but won't say why. Eventually I was like, 'just tell me!' And she was all, 'can I show you instead?' And I was all, 'uh, okay?' And then she kissed me....
I stopped it, after a second or two... Then she told me my messages had played on her mind a lot, and it made her decide to break up with her boyfriend yesterday. She said she had been thinking about it for ages. It was weird, but exciting, so I kissed her again, longer. Then we kissed a lot.
She mentioned how on the way there she was so nervous, she asked a stranger in her elevator for advice, saying, 'I don't know if I'm doing the right thing. I just broke up with my boyfriend cause I'm in love with someone else' and then she realised what she said and went to the toilet for a while. Haha.
Then we went to her house. We kissed in the dark a lot and then suddenly we were having sex. I fell asleep naked with her in my arms. Then I woke up and rushed home for my dad to use my car. It's very early. My head is spinning. What the FUCK happened in the last 24 hours....

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:21 AM   #38
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How did you not see that coming when she said she had "news"?

Telegraphed that shit.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:23 AM   #39
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She always interesting news. All day we spoke and nothing was mentioned about my confessions, so I was sure we were playing the straight and narrow!

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:25 AM   #40
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We kissed in the dark a lot and then suddenly we were having sex. I fell asleep naked with her in my arms...It's very early. My head is spinning. What the FUCK happened in the last 24 hours....
NOICE o/*

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:25 AM   #41
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We both felt relieved to finally say things we had been wanting to say. Apparently two of her friends know all about it, which is quite nice to know, that I wasn't the only one. We spoke about all the times we wanted to kiss before, and didn't. Haha. Ah.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:27 AM   #42
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NOICE o/*
Yeah, I don't even know. Did that just really happen?? Things aren't feeling very real right now.

I like it!

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:28 AM   #43
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As Netphoria's original Lothario, I approve. Do you have a couple more positions you want to experience her in, or are you moving on to your next mark now?

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:30 AM   #44
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I will experience her in every position, I believe.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:32 AM   #45
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What's the bush situation like on her?

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:34 AM   #46
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I don't know if I should feel guilty. She had only been seeing this guy for just over 2 months. He really is a nice guy though. But she said she has way more fun with me then she ever did with him. That she misses me half an hour after seeing me. That we would hang out more than they would lately (basically every day). I don't know about this 'in love with someone else' story yet, but she didn't make that relevant, she honestly seemed to just let it slip in her story. Oh yeah she only turns 21 next month oh shit, I keep forgetting that!! There is that too.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:36 AM   #47
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Uh, ok. So, what's the bush situation like on her?

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:37 AM   #48
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What's the bush situation like on her?
Groomed, lothario. A true lothario would not be phased or concerned with minor details of the exploits of others, having grown numb through their own excess of experience. Come on, Casanova.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:38 AM   #49
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Groomed, lothario. A true lothario would not be phased or concerned with minor details of the exploits of others, having grown numb through their own excess of experience. Come on, Casanova.
A true purveyor of human experiences would always feel there's more to learn.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:38 AM   #50
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Oh yeah she only turns 21 next month oh shit, I keep forgetting that!! There is that too.
just wanted to throw some emphasis here as it will be both your blessing and your curse.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:38 AM   #51
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Did you not learn your lesson after boasting about the last one and her turning to sucking and fucking other dudes

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:42 AM   #52
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The details that I'm sharing are the experiences where lessons may be learnt. The 'bush situation' is as relevant as you asking how tall she is, in this context. Unless you are like... 16. And maybe have had trouble in the past penetrating your lady friend, perhaps?

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:43 AM   #53
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Did you not learn your lesson after boasting about the last one and her turning to sucking and fucking other dudes
I don't know, we dated for over 2 years, she was my girlfriend, I mentioned her, I wouldn't call it boasting. I don't think what I am doing now is boasting either, but if it comes across as such, I am sorry.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:45 AM   #54
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im happy for you dude.

just go with it. she made the decision, not you. the feelings are mutual and you're happy. right one.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:46 AM   #55
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just wanted to throw some emphasis here as it will be both your blessing and your curse.
Yeah, its always been a running joke of our friendship, I can only imagine the dynamic now. Ha. But she is a great girl. Like every typical cliche, we said we didn't want anything to change.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:46 AM   #56
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Nah you specifically boasted and posted pics of her

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:53 AM   #57
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It's not an issue of penetration, is about whether people enjoy some friction on their diction. Its about choosing hardwood or carpeting on the floor their balls will go "Tom Cruise in Risky Business"-style sliding across.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:55 AM   #58
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Nah you specifically boasted and posted pics of her
It was a thread for posting pics of your significant other. Duovamp and I were giving internet high fives bro.
You must not know me very well. Boasting eh? Just you wait fucker, its coming.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:57 AM   #59
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im happy for you dude.

just go with it. she made the decision, not you. the feelings are mutual and you're happy. right one.
Thanks bro.
It will obviously complicate everything, but fuck.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 01:00 AM   #60
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The context of this thread title has probably changed, and will probably change more in the future.

 
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