Brag about yer gifts here

[Trotskilicious]

it's a really nice jail

[agenda suicide]

Travis county jail is not nice! :P

[Mooney]

Originally Posted by agenda suicide

Yes.

damnit, i'm not actually a bad boy. my days of raising cain are behind me. i'm getting too old for that foolishness.

[reprise85]

what were you in jail for

[Mooney]

Originally Posted by reprise85

what were you in jail for

being a drunk asshole.

first time i was seventeen and picked up for underage drinking. i then proceeded to escape from jail and have the entire police force out looking for me since i was in their custody and had to be released to my parents since i was a minor.

second time was at a cheap trick/aerosmith concert. just drunken assholery again. i don't really recall what happened exactly, but my best guess is that i snuck into the VIP area for free drinks. or something. those were the the only times i was actually detained in some capacity.

third time was a d.u.i. where i blew a 0.09 on the ol' breathalyzer. whoops.

i'll pretend there was a forth incident, but the details of that i can't speak of because any official records have been redacted by the fbi and it never officially happened.

[Toby]

I've been to jail at least 10 times....prolly why I can't get a job!

[agenda suicide]

Y'all make me feel not so bad about my one trip to jail. (well... I don't feel bad about it anyway because that shit was a long time ago)

[pale_princess]

what were you in jail for tobes?

[Elvis The Fat Years]

bein 2 sexy

[Dogfighter28]

http://i845.photobucket.com/albums/a...8/DSC00023.jpg


This is all of my loot. Plus a New Glaris brewery sampler my sister brought me from Wisconsin. It was an awesome haul IMO.

[Dogfighter28]

Oh, almost forgot my present to myself (cyber monday deal)

http://i845.photobucket.com/albums/a...8/DSC00025.jpg

[slunken]

damn moonman u got me beat

[subzero]

i got cool audiophile stuff

[slunken]

a discman?

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

http://i845.photobucket.com/albums/a...8/DSC00023.jpg

the state, i know that's fucking right

[JokeyLoki]

I wanna dip my balls in it!

[reprise85]

i have a huge crush on michael ian black as well as the show being amazing.

[Dogfighter28]

i'm partial to david wain myself

teachers lounge might be my favorite skit

[reprise85]

pirates vs clowns is the best short sketch

[reprise85]

there's just so many good ones, they only had a few duds truly

though louie/dip my balls in it i never really liked too much although everyone else seems to

[reprise85]

i mean i know the point is they had to have a recurring character so they made one that was ridiculous and just said his one line over and over

but it doesnt make me laugh

[reprise85]

[28if]

my gf gave me a nice jacket
my granddad gave me a picture his granddad drew
my dad framed it
my mom got me a book, socks, and the notre dame cathedral 3d puzzle (now completed)

also got three blue flannel shirts from various people. damn.

nice haul

[sppunk]

The Wire complete series
A Borsalino fedora (I'm addicted to hats)
Some boxers and socks
A calendar the wife made with pictures from the past year (that's a traditional gift)
A Paul Smith gift card
Mom and dad got me a Pedro Martinez autographed baseball
I bought myself a new kayak from LL Bean

[slunken]

Originally Posted by 28if

my granddad gave me a picture his granddad drew
my dad framed it

that rules what's it of?

[Dogfighter28]

Oh how could I forget, at the family dirty santa party I had my gifts stolen 5 times, and ended up with the gag gift ("THE HAT", LSU ballcap)

[slunken]

is this dirty santa party different from the secret santa party you posted about where you won the LSU hat?

did you win this hat 2 times?

EDIT 13K GET HARD

[slunken]

GET IT HARDER ***

[Dogfighter28]

i have no recollection of posting about this before

i guess i was really drunk

[slunken]

okay well before you forget for the 3rd time you already posted about this days (weeks?) ago and many posters found it hilarious for some reason