Netphoria New Years Resolutions for 2012

[Mooney]

get in better shape. keep playing hockey, and do some sort of daily physical exercise even if its just push-ups and crunches.

read every day.

actively attempt to pursue a relationship with an age-appropriate member of the fairer sex.

cut out smoking entirely. i'm currently down from a pack a day to one drunken pack per week.

[Blaise Bailey Finnegan III]

Primary

Continue to quit smoking tobacco (started early, 4 days in).
No more than 3 units of alcohol a day.
Quit consuming caffeine.
Only get high once a week, but I must get high as high as fucking kite, in more of a meditational setting than recreational (if that makes any sense).
Run 3 miles three days a week.
Weight train 3 days a week when not running.

Secondary

Become vegan or at least vegetarian.
Quit consuming products containing added sugar.
Start studying Spanish again.

If I can manage to stick with not smoking tobacco, and stick to at least one of the others, I'll be a happy motherfucker.

[slunken]

Originally Posted by Blaise Bailey Finnegan III

Primary

Only get high once a week, but I must get high as high as fucking kite, in more of a meditational setting than recreational (if that makes any sense).

this is my preferred method

[Eulogy]

what's wrong with thinking about sex?

[28if]

Originally Posted by Blaise Bailey Finnegan III

Primary

Continue to quit smoking tobacco (started early, 4 days in).
No more than 3 units of alcohol a day.
Quit consuming caffeine.
Only get high once a week, but I must get high as high as fucking kite, in more of a meditational setting than recreational (if that makes any sense).
Run 3 miles three days a week.
Weight train 3 days a week when not running.

Secondary

Become vegan or at least vegetarian.
Quit consuming products containing added sugar.
Start studying Spanish again.

If I can manage to stick with not smoking tobacco, and stick to at least one of the others, I'll be a happy motherfucker.

wow

Originally Posted by Eulogy

what's wrong with thinking about sex?

thinking about sex too much leads to fucking the wrong person. in my experience.

[Eulogy]

but you suck

so

[28if]

*shrug*

[hnibos]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

what's wrong with thinking about sex?

There's nothing wrong with thinking about it, but I think I think about it too much.

edit: I take that back, life would be a tad bit more simple if I didn't think about sex, 'cause, you know, that inevitably turns into thinking about having sex and there just aren't any legitimate sex partners in my life.

[Toby]

I feel ya, bro

[great poster]

warm up a jar of mayo and stick your dick in it

bam, sex.

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by reprise85

continue to stay clean from hard drugs (i've got more than a year dudes)

this might be common board knowledge but what hard drugs?

[Dead Frequency]

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine and a whole multicolored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers . . . Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon . . ."

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by hnibos

There's nothing wrong with thinking about it, but I think I think about it too much.

edit: I take that back, life would be a tad bit more simple if I didn't think about sex, 'cause, you know, that inevitably turns into thinking about having sex and there just aren't any legitimate sex partners in my life.

...can't you just masturbate? i know it's not as satisfying but y'know. it can do the trick. i go long stretches without sex. it sucks, but it's not the end of the world. i just masturbate frequently. no biggie.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

i just masturbate frequently. no biggie.

hehehe

[Dead Frequency]

Jejejejejejejejeje

[D.]

Main goals:
- lose weight/continue my dieting/get a bike and just ride the shit out of it
- try harder to get along with the mother of my child
- cuss less
- spend more time with my family
- quit chewing tobacco

Continued goals:
- reading
- laughing
- getting out and doing things around the city
- road-tripping
- thinking better of people

[Sarcastic Smile]

ride the shit out of it

[Toby]

thats what she said

give up the internet except for work e-mail for six months.
and whatever i need to do for the MIT open courseware crap I'm reading
i doubt i make it more than one month but i might as well try

[Travis Meeks]

start banging Bonnie

[Toby]

You down for sloppy seconds, meeks?

[Elvis The Fat Years]

He doesn't mind being the caboose on the train if you know what i am saying.

[Nimrod's Son]

stop banging Bonnie

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

this might be common board knowledge but what hard drugs?

i was addicted to oxycodone or whatever painkiller i could get that day

and basically whatever else was available depending on circumstances. benzos, coke, etc

i haven't been physically dependent for like three years but i was still doing them at different rates up til arouind sept last year. once a week, twice a week... which for me is not sustainable.

i will be happy when i am mentally healthy enough again to take psychedelics a couple times a year though

i stopped relapsing as much when i stopped going to narcotics anonymous. i only rarely get cravings now. it was very counter productive for me

[duovamp]

Start banging D.

[teh b0lly!!1]

[hnibos]

Drink less, smoke less, exercise more, stop thinking about sex, don't call out of work, stop talking to everyone, make new friends, have my cell phone turned off more often than turned on, play better poker etc.

[reprise85]

i hope to successfully commit suicide this year

[hnibos]

What's the plan?

[mxzombie]

get a piano and learn how to play scott joplin's the entertainer