BANANA BAN Celebtratory Thread - Page 4

lala · 12-28-2011, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by killtrocity

I hate you because you're fucking inbred

what have i done to you Gus? chillax

Toby · 12-28-2011, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead Frequency

I'd like to see kristen back. She had a nice rack ... and opinions. Mostly the opinions, however.

MyOneAndOnly · 12-28-2011, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

stop complaining. it doesn't matter. he was going to stay true to his word anyway, and take a break for a few months or a year, and then return at some point maybe.

He will return like a triumphant Cesar to Rome.

Or maybe not

Netphorian Gadabout · 12-28-2011, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

He will return like a triumphant Cesar to Rome.

We're going to stab him to death on the steps of the Senate?

Nimrod's Son · 12-29-2011, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead Frequency

I'd like to see kristen back. She had a nice rack ... and opinions. Mostly the opinions, however.

i think your memory is fuzzy.. she was flat chested with no hips and the body of a 12 year old boy

agenda suicide · 12-29-2011, 04:06 PM

I very clearly remember the nudes of her with socks on.

Trotskilicious · 12-29-2011, 05:56 PM

yeah but she is flat

Dead Frequency · 12-29-2011, 06:02 PM

Boobs dont have to be huge to be nice u guyz

Trotskilicious · 12-29-2011, 06:03 PM

well they have to be there

agenda suicide · 12-29-2011, 06:29 PM

It's all about legs and ass anyway.

12-29-2011, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by agenda suicide

I very clearly remember the nudes of her with socks on.

Warsaw · 12-29-2011, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Graveflower

<3

12-29-2011, 08:05 PM

killtrocity · 12-29-2011, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by agenda suicide

It's all about legs and ass anyway.

I concur

Elvis The Fat Years · 12-29-2011, 08:26 PM

my photoshop skills are mad real.

MyOneAndOnly · 12-29-2011, 08:27 PM

you can be an ass man without like HUGE asses

I'm just sayin'

agenda suicide · 12-29-2011, 08:46 PM

No one said it's got to be a giant ass, just nice.

sppunk · 12-29-2011, 08:50 PM

My wife's is a perfect example.

slunken · 12-29-2011, 09:03 PM

leg man

Dead Frequency · 12-29-2011, 09:08 PM

I'm into personality

MyOneAndOnly · 12-29-2011, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by agenda suicide

No one said it's got to be a giant ass, just nice.

word

but most people don't get that. they think being an ass man means liking big butts.

but there are people that appreciate really nicely proportioned butts.

Dogfighter28 · 12-29-2011, 10:26 PM

it has to feel nice when smacked

thats really all the criteria i use

agenda suicide · 12-29-2011, 11:04 PM

What makes an ass feel good? And how often do you find yourself smacking asses?

Dogfighter28 · 12-29-2011, 11:37 PM

i test the smacking waters sometime after the first boning. usually it goes over well. a few have even taken it a bit too far

haven't had a good smack in a while, but that's okay. i've had my moments in the sun.

a good smacking ass has a little give in it, but is also somewhat firm, and makes a loud clap upon impact with the cup of the hand.

agenda suicide · 12-29-2011, 11:42 PM

dogfighter knows how to get rough with the ladies.

great poster · 12-31-2011, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead Frequency

I'm into personality

lol

great poster · 12-31-2011, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

i test the smacking waters sometime after the first boning. usually it goes over well. a few have even taken it a bit too far

haven't had a good smack in a while, but that's okay. i've had my moments in the sun.

a good smacking ass has a little give in it, but is also somewhat firm, and makes a loud clap upon impact with the cup of the hand.

in terms of what exactly

Dogfighter28 · 12-31-2011, 11:33 AM

I dated one who liked to lay across my lap as I spanked her ass. Like, 50 times in a row.

She also like to wrestle in bed and that is not a euphemism

mxzombie · 12-31-2011, 11:55 AM

Dogfighter28 · 12-31-2011, 01:10 PM

well i can't compete with you. your girlfriend is into some fucked up shit.

12-31-2011, 11:55 AM	#119
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12-29-2011, 04:06 PM	#96
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,119	I very clearly remember the nudes of her with socks on.

12-29-2011, 05:56 PM	#97
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	yeah but she is flat

12-29-2011, 06:02 PM	#98
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	Boobs dont have to be huge to be nice u guyz

12-29-2011, 06:03 PM	#99
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	well they have to be there

12-29-2011, 06:29 PM	#100
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,119	It's all about legs and ass anyway.

12-29-2011, 08:26 PM	#105
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	my photoshop skills are mad real.

12-29-2011, 08:27 PM	#106
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,938	you can be an ass man without like HUGE asses I'm just sayin'

12-29-2011, 08:46 PM	#107
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,119	No one said it's got to be a giant ass, just nice.

12-29-2011, 08:50 PM	#108
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	My wife's is a perfect example.

12-29-2011, 09:03 PM	#109
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	leg man

12-29-2011, 09:08 PM	#110
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	I'm into personality

12-29-2011, 10:26 PM	#112
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,358	it has to feel nice when smacked thats really all the criteria i use

12-29-2011, 11:04 PM	#113
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,119	What makes an ass feel good? And how often do you find yourself smacking asses?

12-29-2011, 11:37 PM	#114
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,358	i test the smacking waters sometime after the first boning. usually it goes over well. a few have even taken it a bit too far haven't had a good smack in a while, but that's okay. i've had my moments in the sun. a good smacking ass has a little give in it, but is also somewhat firm, and makes a loud clap upon impact with the cup of the hand.

12-29-2011, 11:42 PM	#115
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,119	dogfighter knows how to get rough with the ladies.

12-31-2011, 11:33 AM	#118
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,358	I dated one who liked to lay across my lap as I spanked her ass. Like, 50 times in a row. She also like to wrestle in bed and that is not a euphemism

12-31-2011, 01:10 PM	#120
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,358	well i can't compete with you. your girlfriend is into some fucked up shit.