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Apocalyptic Poster
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I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP!!!
can somebody read me a bedtime story please |
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once there was this cat
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with killer style
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and whiskers like a goddess
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anyway nm her looks. this cat was hungry. like HUNGRY. she just got off a 13 hour flight from hong kong and was waiting for her bags at baggage claim.
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brb
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is this one of those things where we can keep the story going?
I'll wait until later. |
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this is already better than the last Dexter season
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full of longing
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I AM WIDE AWAKE
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full of longing
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IT IS 10:30 AM
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Socialphobic
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should i keep going?
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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yes
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I'm awake but don't have to work for 10 day. Holy moly.
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luckily it's only 11:52 PM here and i don't have to be anywhere until after 4 tomorrow.
also please continue. |
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so this cat was hella jazzed to be home from hong kong because...you know...they eat cats there. she couldnt wait to get her luggage and go home and start into all the weird fish she smuggled over.
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then these two officers start walking her way and she knew she was busted. so she tried to put on her most innocent face and wag those goddess whiskers
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