KIM JONG-IL FUCKING THE GREAT LEADER IN HELL - Page 2

ilikeplanets · 12-19-2011, 01:32 PM

Oh wow, who is next in line?

agenda suicide · 12-19-2011, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jesus

I'm going to miss that guy. Here's hoping the new boss is as awesome as his father.

http://i.picpar.com/10a08d26e9d22a59...3934013fb9.jpg

2012 could be a great year!

Hey ilp

Trotskilicious · 12-19-2011, 01:51 PM

i like the idea of a fatboy in charge of a country plagued by mass starvation

MyOneAndOnly · 12-19-2011, 02:33 PM

A Nation weeps... on camera.. in public.

cork_soaker · 12-19-2011, 02:34 PM

Tchocky · 12-19-2011, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

Are they laughing or crying? I can't tell.

The woman pounding the table...too over-the-top to be anything but staged.

$5 says this video becomes some sort of internet meme.

Trotskilicious · 12-19-2011, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

A Nation weeps... on camera.. in public.

they got double rations to do that

Tchocky · 12-19-2011, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i like the idea of a fatboy in charge of a country plagued by mass starvation

"He will be our new god!"

Banana · 12-19-2011, 03:01 PM

Poor people, they seem really shook up about it

But then again, he may be the kind of guy who is just crazy enough to have his death announced to 1: Find out those who do not treat his death like this and to 2: Have the announcement a few days later that he has come back from death to give him some christ like aura about himself.

Banana · 12-19-2011, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana

I wonder how soon we can expect his son doing something fucking crazy to make a statement with his leadership? I'm going to say less than a week. In less than a week some south korean ship will be sunk or some missiles shot down over in South Korea.

Well didn't really take that long at all.

http://news.yahoo.com/n-korea-test-f...130006284.html

North Korea already shooting missiles off. I wonder how long until they actually shoot at something though to send the message not to mess with them.

Toast · 12-19-2011, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

A Nation weeps... on camera.. in public.

and the best line on youtube goes to.... "I can't masturbate to this."

MyOneAndOnly · 12-19-2011, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tchocky

Are they laughing or crying? I can't tell.

The woman pounding the table...too over-the-top to be anything but staged.

$5 says this video becomes some sort of internet meme.

obviously stagged.

someone needs to photoshop Pepper Spray Cop into this

Trotskilicious · 12-19-2011, 04:31 PM

banana your international relations analysis is profoundly embarassing

Banana · 12-19-2011, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

banana your international relations analysis is profoundly embarassing

Except I'm a lot more knowledgeable on the subject than you.

Tchocky · 12-19-2011, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana

Except I'm a lot more knowledgeable on the subject than you.

MyOneAndOnly · 12-19-2011, 05:16 PM

banana = Sal Governale

Trotskilicious · 12-19-2011, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana

Except I'm a lot more knowledgeable on the subject than you.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

*deep breath*

ahahahahahahahaha

ahahahahaha

hahahahahahahaha

Banana · 12-19-2011, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

*deep breath*

ahahahahahahahaha

ahahahahaha

hahahahahahahaha

I've really yet to come across anything that you have any sort of real knowledge on. You don't know football for shit, you really don't know anything for shit.

Trotskilicious · 06:18 PM

really? that's weird because you'd be about the only one. i guess when your knowledge of the universe is sophomoric at best you wouldn't be able to actually identify true insight and intelligence

i think you're just bitter that i'm better than you but i'm a big fat nerd or w/e

Banana · 12-19-2011, 06:18 PM

I can't think of a single thing that you're better than me in.

Trotskilicious · 12-19-2011, 06:20 PM

here's one: I don't live with my mom and whine about it

Tchocky · 12-19-2011, 06:22 PM

Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!

Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.

No, you're not. Yes, I am.
No, you're not. Yes, I am.
No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am.
Yes, I am!

I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Yes.
So can a rat!
Any note you can reach
I can go higher.
I can sing anything
Higher than you.
No, you can't. (High)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest)

Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you.

Fifty cents?
Forty cents! Thirty cents?
Twenty cents! No, you can't!
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can say
I can say softer.
I can say anything
Softer than you.
No, you can't. (Softly)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!
I can open any safe.
Without bein' caught?
Sure.
That's what I thought--
you crook!
Any note you can hold
I can hold longer.
I can hold any note
Longer than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, I can No, you can't.
Yes, I can No, you can't.
Yes, I can
Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T--
CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

Anything you can wear
I can wear better.
In what you wear
I'd look better than you.
In my coat?
In your vest! In my shoes?
In your hat! No, you can't!
Yes, I can
Yes, I CAN!
Anything you say
I can say faster.
I can say anything
Faster than you.
No, you can't. (Fast)
Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster)
Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster)
YesIcan! (Fastest)
I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
I can knit a sweater.
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie? No.
Neither can I.
Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you.
No, you can't. (Sweetly)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)
Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)

Yes, I can! No, you can't!

Banana · 12-19-2011, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

here's one: I don't live with my mom and whine about it

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...t1HUEmaB7y.gif

Trotskilicious · 12-19-2011, 06:42 PM

agenda suicide · 12-19-2011, 09:09 PM

My father's thoughts on the topic as seen on Facebook: "Kim Jong Il is dead. What will Kourtney Jong Il and Khloe Jong Il do now?"

12-19-2011, 09:15 PM

wow why is he on facebook he should write for conan o'bryan

12-19-2011, 09:15 PM

didn't even know kim jong was ill!

Dead Frequency · 12-20-2011, 12:17 AM

He had a license to ill

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-21-2011, 09:43 AM

somebody photoshop kim jong bill

12-19-2011, 12:48 PM	#31
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	del

12-19-2011, 06:08 PM	#50
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	really? that's weird because you'd be about the only one. i guess when your knowledge of the universe is sophomoric at best you wouldn't be able to actually identify true insight and intelligence i think you're just bitter that i'm better than you but i'm a big fat nerd or w/e Last edited by Trotskilicious : 12-19-2011 at 06:18 PM.

12-19-2011, 06:42 PM	#55
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	mhm

12-20-2011, 12:17 AM	#59
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	He had a license to ill __________________

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12-19-2011, 01:32 PM	#32
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	Oh wow, who is next in line?

12-19-2011, 01:51 PM	#34
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i like the idea of a fatboy in charge of a country plagued by mass starvation

12-19-2011, 02:33 PM	#35
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,942	A Nation weeps... on camera.. in public.

12-19-2011, 02:34 PM	#36
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,179

12-19-2011, 03:01 PM	#40
Banana Banned Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 6,373	Poor people, they seem really shook up about it But then again, he may be the kind of guy who is just crazy enough to have his death announced to 1: Find out those who do not treat his death like this and to 2: Have the announcement a few days later that he has come back from death to give him some christ like aura about himself.

12-19-2011, 04:31 PM	#44
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	banana your international relations analysis is profoundly embarassing

12-19-2011, 05:16 PM	#47
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,942	banana = Sal Governale

12-19-2011, 06:18 PM	#51
Banana Banned Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 6,373	I can't think of a single thing that you're better than me in.

12-19-2011, 06:20 PM	#52
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	here's one: I don't live with my mom and whine about it

12-19-2011, 06:22 PM	#53
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,996	Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything Better than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can, Yes, I can! Anything you can be I can be greater. Sooner or later, I'm greater than you. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am. Yes, I am! I can shoot a partridge With a single cartridge. I can get a sparrow With a bow and arrow. I can live on bread and cheese. And only on that? Yes. So can a rat! Any note you can reach I can go higher. I can sing anything Higher than you. No, you can't. (High) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I CAN! (Highest) Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper. I can buy anything Cheaper than you. Fifty cents? Forty cents! Thirty cents? Twenty cents! No, you can't! Yes, I can, Yes, I can! Anything you can say I can say softer. I can say anything Softer than you. No, you can't. (Softly) Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer) Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer) Yes, I can. (Softer) YES, I CAN! (Full volume) I can drink my liquor Faster than a flicker. I can drink it quicker And get even sicker! I can open any safe. Without bein' caught? Sure. That's what I thought-- you crook! Any note you can hold I can hold longer. I can hold any note Longer than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can No, you can't. Yes, I can No, you can't. Yes, I can Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T-- CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!) Yes, you ca-a-a-an! Anything you can wear I can wear better. In what you wear I'd look better than you. In my coat? In your vest! In my shoes? In your hat! No, you can't! Yes, I can Yes, I CAN! Anything you say I can say faster. I can say anything Faster than you. No, you can't. (Fast) Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster) Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster) YesIcan! (Fastest) I can jump a hurdle. I can wear a girdle. I can knit a sweater. I can fill it better! I can do most anything! Can you bake a pie? No. Neither can I. Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter. I can sing anything Sweeter than you. No, you can't. (Sweetly) Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter) Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter) Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter) Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary) Yes, I can! No, you can't!

12-19-2011, 09:09 PM	#56
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,119	My father's thoughts on the topic as seen on Facebook: "Kim Jong Il is dead. What will Kourtney Jong Il and Khloe Jong Il do now?"

12-19-2011, 09:15 PM	#57
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	wow why is he on facebook he should write for conan o'bryan

12-21-2011, 09:43 AM	#60
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	somebody photoshop kim jong bill

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