KIM JONG-IL FUCKING THE GREAT LEADER IN HELL

[sppunk]

Holy shit, reports are Kim Jong-Il died. North Korean state TV has just his photo on TV and South Korea media reports he has died.

[Rickpat12]

I was 7 minutes too late to post this.

[sppunk]

twitter.com/breakingnews is awesome.

Now fun times with Kin Jong-Il's crazy-ass son!!!

[Order 66]

another notch on obama's belt

[Toast]

Herro, I dead now.

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Page...am-america.jpg

[rottenugly]

I'm so ronery, so ronery
So ronery and sadry arone
There's no one, just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard
And make up great prans
But nobody listens no one understands
Seems like no one takes me seriousry

And so, I'm ronery
A bittle ronery
Poor rittle me

There's nobody I can rerate to
Feel rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sirry but not rearry
Because it's firring my body with rage
I'm the smartest most crever most physically fit
But nobody else seems to rearize it
When I change the world maybe they'll notice me

And until then I'll just be ronery
Yeah a rittle ronery
Poor rittle me

[Shallowed]

Those poor North Korean citizens, they loved their leader so much.

[Order 66]

i hope this marks the end of the creepy guitar kids' reign of terror

[Elvis The Fat Years]

On the same day of the birth of our leader, neopryn. It's only right that he takes his place.

[mercurial]

‎"North Korean legend has it that Kim was born on Mount Paekdu, one of Korea's most cherished sites, in 1942, a birth heralded in the heavens by a pair of rainbows and a brilliant new star.

Soviet records, however, indicate he was born in Siberia, in 1941."

[Ball Sack Face]

His heart juche couldn't take it anymore.

[reprise85]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/kim...ough-to,18374/

[Dead Frequency]

My favorite thing about him dying is watching everyone on Facebook fuck up the spelling of his name.

[Dead Frequency]

It's like, YOU JUST SAW IT SPELLED CORRECTLY ON THE NEWS WHAT THE FUCK MAN

[Banana]

I wonder how soon we can expect his son doing something fucking crazy to make a statement with his leadership? I'm going to say less than a week. In less than a week some south korean ship will be sunk or some missiles shot down over in South Korea.

[agenda suicide]

Originally Posted by Dead Frequency

It's like, YOU JUST SAW IT SPELLED CORRECTLY ON THE NEWS WHAT THE FUCK MAN

Or use Google first.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by Dead Frequency

My favorite thing about him dying is watching everyone on Facebook fuck up the spelling of his name.

how do they spell it on facebook?

[Starla]

Kim Jong provided so many laughs over the years with his threats and stuff. I'll miss this guy. He had a big pair of balls.

[Starla]

Originally Posted by mercurial

‎"North Korean legend has it that Kim was born on Mount Paekdu, one of Korea's most cherished sites, in 1942, a birth heralded in the heavens by a pair of rainbows and a brilliant new star.

Soviet records, however, indicate he was born in Siberia, in 1941."

Years ago, I think it was on a 20/20 interview.... it was discussed how his people believed that he was born in heaven and at the age of 1, descended onto earth on a rainbow surrounded by stars. It was an amazing story.

Now that he's gone, hope they allow these poor people to have food and internet.

[barden]

Every time anyone makes a team America reference I cringe so hard.

[peabody]

good thing i'm heading out of country for 7 weeks tomorrow!



just kidding. nothing's gonna happen. but yay vacation!

[Dead Frequency]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

how do they spell it on facebook?

This one girl said "kim Jon li is dead!"

[Cool As Ice Cream]

ROCKSLIDE!

[rottenugly]

collasicecream
warmastomatosoup
hotasafreshlymadegrilledcheese

[The Jesus]

I'm going to miss that guy. Here's hoping the new boss is as awesome as his father.

http://i.picpar.com/10a08d26e9d22a59...3934013fb9.jpg

2012 could be a great year!

[teh b0lly!!1]

so i take it im the only one who immediately thought SUN KIL MOON LOL after hearing about this

[reprise85]

kim jong was ill

/slaps self

[Tchocky]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16239693

The sheer awfulness of the cult of personality on display.

[Tchocky]

TOP 10 CRAZY FACTS ABOUT KIM JONG-IL


- Born on the Korean Holy Mountain Mount Paekdu
(Imperialist Lie: he was born in the Soviet Union while his parents were on the run from the Japanese during World War II)

- More powerful fashion trendsetter than all of Milan, Paris, or New York
(Imperialist Lie: Dressed like somebody living in a retirement community.)

- Beloved around the world by billions.
(Imperialist Lie: Most people don't know enough about him but should probably learn more about the man who could have started World War III.)

- Invented a meal called the "Double Bread With Meat"
(Imperialist Lie: This is also known as the sandwich, named after the Earl of Sandwich in the 18th century.)

- Kim is the world's greatest golfer. When the first 18 hole golf course opened in North Korea the dear leader posted a -38 with 5 holes in one!
(Imperialist Lie: Some guy named Eldrick Woods, at least before the wife-cheating fiasco.)

- Dear leader was a great movie producer. Famed South Korean director Shin Sang-ok came north to create a unique masterpiece.
(Imperialist Lie: Shin was kidnapped and imprisoned by Kim, and was then forced to make a cheap propaganda knockoff of Godzilla.)

http://listverse.com/2010/05/30/top-...t-kim-jong-il/

[Tchocky]