help me understand Jesus

[great poster]

i could only imagine the shitstorm that was caused.

[great poster]

"what's that? the world is round? the fuck?"

[great poster]

"that makes no sense but whatever"

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

most of it is wrong information but whatever helps you out

so why don't you correct it for me then.
i have no desire to mock your religion. just to understand.

[slunken]

just because we can't decode 95% of our own DNA we have given it the term "junk DNA".

i'm no scientist but that's fucking retarded. just admit you can't do it yet.

[slunken]

i'm sure there's some mind-blowing information yet to be discovered in that spot. lotsa secrets.

[dean_r_koontz]

christ and shit what's that all about? i've been an atheist since the age of 3 blah blah blah

[dean_r_koontz]

Originally Posted by Mooney

abraham, whose schizophrenic visions are the basis for judaism, christianity, and islam, died at the ripe ol' age of 175. i never trust a man a day over 160, myself.

oh goody now you can be a top notch comedian like George CarliN!

[Mooney]

Originally Posted by slunken

i wonder what it was like the day that it was announced that the world wasn't flat?

i'm still scared to come out to my friends and family as a heliocentrist.

http://www.galileowaswrong.com/galileowaswrong/

[slunken]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XnRa5HoSlZ...lastsupper.jpg

[Mooney]

Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

oh goody now you can be a top notch comedian like George CarliN!

my earlier posts 'but god loves you' is a bit of an homage to a carlin bit.

[dean_r_koontz]

guys did u know that u can't prove the existance of god?

[Mooney]

Originally Posted by slunken

just because we can't decode 95% of our own DNA we have given it the term "junk DNA".

i'm no scientist but that's fucking retarded. just admit you can't do it yet.

we can't account for something like 85% of all matter in the universe. and we named that, too.

[slunken]

both helio and geo centrisms can still but used as units of relativity

[slunken]

Originally Posted by Mooney

we can't account for something like 85% of all matter in the universe. and we named that, too.

you mean dark matter?

i love how the unexplained things are either tossed off as scary/evil or useless junk.

but then again that's the good guys cockblocking the fruit of knowledge since humanity began.

[slunken]

god: "we can't let them find out!"

satan: "why?"

god: "...cos they'd be pissed!"

[slunken]

there's a famous quote about banking that fits that context too - something about "if the common man should ever find out how it really works there would be an uprising"

[dean_r_koontz]

what are you talking about slunken, they are studying dark matter and "junk" DNA as we speak.

[slunken]

i know but it's amusing these names that they're given that signify that they're either worthless (junk) or are to be feared (dark)

[slunken]

its all so negative

[dean_r_koontz]

i guess if they called it white matter ppl would start building detectors in their back yards looking for wimps.

[slunken]

that's what i'm saying. by calling this thing dark matter does that make the other matter "light"? it doesn't make any sense. might as well call it GOOFY MATTER and be done with it.

[slunken]

and this is not an area of science to be making such hard-edged black/white distinctions

[dean_r_koontz]

[slunken]

i drink fiji water because it contains the silica that our bodies will one day need

[slunken]

if u wanna be your own god you gotta jumpstart your own evolution

[null123]

Originally Posted by cocksure

really good post. finally someone here who tries to understand christianity before rejecting it.

not that you had a choice

I was a pretty angry teenage atheist, but I've come around

[dean_r_koontz]

even Richard Dawkins has admitted that he's an agnostic.

[null123]

h8 dawkins

[dean_r_koontz]

yes an awful little man.