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slunken · 12-15-2011, 10:43 PM

i lost the state finals over buttress. i convinced myself onstage that there was no way it could be b-u-t-t because they wouldn't allow something like that

Toby · 12-15-2011, 10:44 PM

did they use it in a sentence?

mxzombie · 12-15-2011, 10:44 PM

the example sentence i got for quiche was "real men don't eat quiche." i was like wtf that doesn't help at all

slunken · 12-15-2011, 10:45 PM

hahaha

Eulogy · 12-15-2011, 11:00 PM

i misspelled sorcerer (put an o instead of an e at the end)

but then the other kid (it was down to two) fucked up too so i got another chance and i KICKED HIS ASS

i skipped the next round for a basketball game. the lady who organized it was so disappointed in me.

one word i remember clearly was "skyjacking"

one of my friends started making these absolutely furious masturbation motions. i kept it together though. then the principal fell while trying to walk up the steps onto the stage.

MAN WHAT A GREAT DAY THAT WAS GRADE SCHOOL RULED

Geek USA · 12-15-2011, 11:13 PM

Tim, someone labeled our custard for quiche as 4 kesh. I don't know if I told you that, but now we only ever really call it kesh. or ke$ha.

Toby · 12-15-2011, 11:14 PM

upload the pic!

mxzombie · 12-15-2011, 11:15 PM

god. illiteracy can be so hilarious

slunken · 12-16-2011, 02:19 AM

i saw a date label yesterday at lunch for grated parmesan that somebody put "white cheses" and the cheddar next to it was "yello cheses"

slunken · 12-16-2011, 02:20 AM

pretty certain it was not done in jest

Trotskilicious · 12-16-2011, 03:03 AM

i do that kind of shit in jest all the time

at least when i worked in food service

Geek USA · 12-16-2011, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby

upload the pic!

http://i.imgur.com/2MT87.jpg

i of course made the $ and added the a.

Geek USA · 12-16-2011, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

i saw a date label yesterday at lunch for grated parmesan that somebody put "white cheses" and the cheddar next to it was "yello cheses"

hahahhahaa

Geek USA · 12-16-2011, 03:21 PM

http://i.imgur.com/gY5FUl.jpg

this is still the best.
PIZZA SAUCE, Y'ALL.

slunken · 12-16-2011, 04:20 PM

not a date dot but kind of funny

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr....6R57SeWkejQ%3D

Trotskilicious · 12-16-2011, 04:21 PM

i'm calling to get some melons

slunken · 12-16-2011, 04:23 PM

eff that i'm calling to get a job

Trotskilicious · 12-16-2011, 04:24 PM

i think that should be a porno mag featuring girls with fake tits posing with marijuana plants & buds and taking bong rips

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-16-2011, 04:27 PM

JENNA PURPLE HAZE

Trotskilicious · 12-16-2011, 04:36 PM

Hindu Tush

Nimrod's Son · 12-16-2011, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

not a date dot but kind of funny

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr....6R57SeWkejQ%3D

http://files.redux.com/images/799f3b...85763c67bd/raw

Toby · 12-16-2011, 05:26 PM

12-16-2011, 07:09 PM

bruce willis in die hard 3 was a melon farmer

Trotskilicious · 12-16-2011, 07:10 PM

a racist one at that

cork_soaker · 12-16-2011, 07:22 PM

that's a bit redundant, now

slunken · 12-17-2011, 12:59 AM

our grill chef was mad again because the steak special popped off

http://tinyurl.com/cbqnl74

Dead Frequency · 12-17-2011, 01:53 AM

" Everything’s More Erroneous in Texas

I was thrilled to receive a beautiful example of grammar vandalism from reader Jean Marie.

Check this out:"

http://thegrammarvandal.files.wordpr...xas1.jpg?w=584

http://thegrammarvandal.wordpress.co...eous-in-texas/

slunken · 12-17-2011, 04:20 PM

waitaminnit - is this thread about losing your lighter?

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12-15-2011, 10:43 PM	#61
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	i lost the state finals over buttress. i convinced myself onstage that there was no way it could be b-u-t-t because they wouldn't allow something like that

12-15-2011, 10:44 PM	#62
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	did they use it in a sentence?

12-15-2011, 10:44 PM	#63
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	the example sentence i got for quiche was "real men don't eat quiche." i was like wtf that doesn't help at all

12-15-2011, 11:00 PM	#65
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	i misspelled sorcerer (put an o instead of an e at the end) but then the other kid (it was down to two) fucked up too so i got another chance and i KICKED HIS ASS i skipped the next round for a basketball game. the lady who organized it was so disappointed in me. one word i remember clearly was "skyjacking" one of my friends started making these absolutely furious masturbation motions. i kept it together though. then the principal fell while trying to walk up the steps onto the stage. MAN WHAT A GREAT DAY THAT WAS GRADE SCHOOL RULED

12-15-2011, 11:13 PM	#66
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	Tim, someone labeled our custard for quiche as 4 kesh. I don't know if I told you that, but now we only ever really call it kesh. or ke$ha.

12-15-2011, 11:14 PM	#67
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	upload the pic!

12-15-2011, 11:15 PM	#68
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	god. illiteracy can be so hilarious

12-16-2011, 02:19 AM	#69
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	i saw a date label yesterday at lunch for grated parmesan that somebody put "white cheses" and the cheddar next to it was "yello cheses"

12-16-2011, 02:20 AM	#70
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	pretty certain it was not done in jest

12-16-2011, 03:03 AM	#71
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i do that kind of shit in jest all the time at least when i worked in food service

12-16-2011, 03:21 PM	#74
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	http://i.imgur.com/gY5FUl.jpg this is still the best. PIZZA SAUCE, Y'ALL.

12-16-2011, 04:20 PM	#75
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	not a date dot but kind of funny http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr....6R57SeWkejQ%3D

12-16-2011, 04:21 PM	#76
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i'm calling to get some melons

12-16-2011, 04:23 PM	#77
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	eff that i'm calling to get a job

12-16-2011, 04:24 PM	#78
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i think that should be a porno mag featuring girls with fake tits posing with marijuana plants & buds and taking bong rips

12-16-2011, 04:27 PM	#79
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	JENNA PURPLE HAZE

12-16-2011, 04:36 PM	#80
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Hindu Tush

12-16-2011, 05:26 PM	#82
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034

12-16-2011, 07:09 PM	#83
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	bruce willis in die hard 3 was a melon farmer

12-16-2011, 07:10 PM	#84
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	a racist one at that

12-16-2011, 07:22 PM	#85
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,179	that's a bit redundant, now

12-17-2011, 12:59 AM	#86
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	our grill chef was mad again because the steak special popped off http://tinyurl.com/cbqnl74

12-17-2011, 01:53 AM	#87
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	" Everything’s More Erroneous in Texas I was thrilled to receive a beautiful example of grammar vandalism from reader Jean Marie. Check this out:" http://thegrammarvandal.files.wordpr...xas1.jpg?w=584 http://thegrammarvandal.wordpress.co...eous-in-texas/

12-17-2011, 04:20 PM	#88
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	waitaminnit - is this thread about losing your lighter?