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Old 12-15-2011, 03:59 PM   #1
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Arrow I want to bake, but the pilot on my oven isn't on. WAT DO

THIS SUX

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 04:03 PM   #2
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light it?

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 04:04 PM   #3
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If your pilot is on the top of the stove, light the pilot with a match.

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 04:04 PM   #4
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i have no idea how :x haha I looked up the manual online and they say nothing about it. ALL I CAN REALLY FIND ARE BAD REVIEWS ABOUT THIS OVEN..

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 04:05 PM   #5
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If your pilot is on the top of the stove, light the pilot with a match.
the stove turns on, the oven does not

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 04:06 PM   #6
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you're welcome
http://www.dataarchitectoo.com/wp-co...re-Kitchen.jpg

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 04:12 PM   #7
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BROKEN LINK?

THANKS, NATHANIEL.

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 04:25 PM   #8
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click click click *light match* be careful

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 04:32 PM   #9
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THROW SOME OIL ON IT AND THEN LIGHT IT

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 04:37 PM   #10
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i think i read somewhere that farts are flammable



HOW COULD YOU USE THIS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 04:41 PM   #11
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I LEARNED THE WORD "PILOT LIGHT" FROM FALLOUT

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 04:56 PM   #12
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BROKEN LINK?

THANKS, NATHANIEL.
what link?

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 04:58 PM   #13
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got the pilot on.. now i'm realizing the buttons to turn up the heat in the oven isn't working. fucking awesome.

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 04:58 PM   #14
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what link?
the link for whatever picture you posted.

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:00 PM   #15
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anyway. time to bake.

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:18 PM   #16
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blow the pilot light out. turn oven dial to broil. put head in oven. take a nap.


problem solved forever.

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:20 PM   #17
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blow the pilot light out. turn oven dial to broil. put head in oven. take a nap.


problem solved forever.
You really are the worst.

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:23 PM   #18
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Yeah dude -everyone on Netphoria loves Geo, so erm fuck you!

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:23 PM   #19
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You really are the worst.
no I'm not.

i may, however, have the worst sense of humor.

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Yeah dude -everyone on Netphoria loves Geo, so erm fuck you!
I have nothing against geo

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:31 PM   #20
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i hate her

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:31 PM   #21
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HAS ANYBODY POINTED OUT THE IRONY OF THIS SITUATION

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:33 PM   #22
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you mean me making fart jokes



..it IS kind of ironic!

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:33 PM   #23
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no I'm not.

i may, however, have the worst sense of humor.
Actually, yes, you are. Proof is in the posts you make.

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:33 PM   #24
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thanks buddy

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:34 PM   #25
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OR ARE WE ALL GOING TO IGNORE IT ON PURPOSE

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:37 PM   #26
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the chef cant light a pilot?

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:38 PM   #27
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there are worse people than scotty.

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:41 PM   #28
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the chef cant light a pilot?
yes. wasn't this everybody's initial reaction?

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:47 PM   #29
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I HAVE MY ENORMOUS PENIS AGAINST GEOVAGINA

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:46 PM   #30
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there are worse people than scotty.
like yourself!

 
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