netphorian suicide pact

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Graveflower

do customers sit and count pepperoni slices when they order double pepperoni or what

i assume that the pepperoni count is to make sure there's enough to call it double pepperoni but not so much as to actually be double pepperoni

[Toby]

I never put 80 on a pizza....it comes out looking awful and greasy if you don't order extra cheese...but I guess rules are rules

it comes out awful and greasy because its shit dominos pizza
they had a whole ad campaign apologizing for being shit, i thought they embraced that

[Trotskilicious]

ah but toby, the company policy is to be awful and greasy.

[Trotskilicious]

and yeah i worked in a pizza joint and i can't even imagine a double pepperoni pizza with 80 pepperonis on it. it'd have a pool of grease in the center of it ugh.

[Order 66]

i had domino's a few months ago for the first time in forever. it was good but overpriced

the only awful chain pizza i had was godfather's

[Trotskilicious]

herman cain

[cork_soaker]

Originally Posted by Order 66

well at least you don't have to put up with that shit anymore

now there's an unemployment benefit, ye-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Order 66]

srsly with godfathers i think they just put it in a microwave. i went there looking to cure a hangover with pure grease, so i wasn't picky at all. and it was still just god awful

[cork_soaker]

i think you should assemble a homemade Noid costume from assorted felt pieces and head back in to the office

[cork_soaker]

acting all crazy n shit

[Elvis The Fat Years]

can we play anal ring toss to see who goes first?

[Order 66]

i liked that noid videogame for nes

this thread is about suicide and one of the similar threads on the bottom is a thread i made that has nothing to do with suicide
i guess i'm just that closely associated

[mxzombie]

Yo! Noid

i loved that too

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Graveflower

this thread is about suicide and one of the similar threads on the bottom is a thread i made that has nothing to do with suicide
i guess i'm just that closely associated

the internet thinks that anyone who likes styx should kill themselves

[Elvis The Fat Years]

even the internet is right sometimes.

[Order 66]

i am on the internet and i am always right therefore the internet is always right

[neopryn]

Originally Posted by Toby

During a corporate inspection I was marked off for:

2 pizza remakes [too much garlic on crust and 70/80 pepperonis on a double pep pizza](10pts)
unreadable signature on artisan pizza box (1pt)
did not say "sorry" during customer concern role play (1pt)
under proofed dough (15pts)

resulting in a 59/100

Since everything I was marked off for was under my direct control they decided to terminate my employment.

i'm not one for being sincere or anything but that is seriously fucked up. and that qualifies as "gross neglicence"? holy shit

[neopryn]

as to the suicide pact - i'll go first

[Trotskilicious]

i love the thing about "unreadable signature" aren't all sigs unreadable

do you have to sign your name to the artisan pizza

like that isn't stupid to begin with

what does underproofing dough mean

[neopryn]

i've been marked off for not saying sorry during role play

if you know what i mean

[Toby]

Dough has to be pulled out at room temp for x amount of hours depending on the day before it can be used

[mxzombie]

i'm glad you're out of that biz, toby. i honestly get depressed when i see people who are successful in positions like that.

[Toby]

It affects taste or something I dunno....everyone has used under proofed dough at some point and Ive never gotten a call about taste

[Trotskilicious]

yeah like the people who are shitty enough to mark all that stuff, shitcan someone and then deny their unemployment benefits with hyperbole

[Toby]

Originally Posted by mxzombie

i'm glad you're out of that biz, toby. i honestly get depressed when i see people who are successful in positions like that.

Thx mang...hope I can be successful in the future

[mxzombie]

u got this bro

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Toby

It affects taste or something I dunno....everyone has used under proofed dough at some point and Ive never gotten a call about taste

it's stupid that's why

i worked at an independent pizza joint and we kept the dough in the fridge. i mean it was fresh so if you left it out it would get all goopy so i dunno what that shit is about tbh.

Originally Posted by Toby

Dough has to be pulled out at room temp for x amount of hours depending on the day before it can be used

note that they make people sign artisan boxes for frozen dough