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View Poll Results: would you like to join a nepthorian suicide pact
yes i want to kill myself 5 71.43%
yes i want to kill myself 2 28.57%
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Old 12-14-2011, 11:07 PM   #1
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who wants in

 
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Old 12-14-2011, 11:07 PM   #2
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looking your way koontz

 
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Old 12-14-2011, 11:12 PM   #3
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my favourite kool-aid flavours are orange and grape.
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Old 12-14-2011, 11:31 PM   #4
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Fully Dogggg.

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 12:01 AM   #5
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I nominate banana

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 12:03 AM   #6
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maybe we can murder you and banana before we kill ourselves

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 03:04 AM   #7
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WHATS IN IT FOR ME

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 09:09 AM   #8
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i'd like to kill myself sometime in the future but not now, thank you.

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 09:12 AM   #9
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looking your way koontz
he hasn't been here for a month. maybe he did jump off that radio tower after all.

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 09:13 AM   #10
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i want my last words to be, "you can't fire me, i quit!"

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 09:25 AM   #11
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my tombstone will read WHAT DOES NOT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 06:56 PM   #12
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i've thought a lot about a suicide pact since i know a lot of people as miserable as i am but i really think it takes away one of the appealing parts about suicide which is wanting to go out on your own terms
i'll do it when i'm good and ready and really want to, not because of some arbitrary date

 
Old 12-15-2011, 07:10 PM   #13
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i'll wait until i'm unemployed again to kill myself

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:17 PM   #14
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i'll wait until i'm unemployed again to kill myself
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2 rejection emails and a denial of unemployment benefits all in one day

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:18 PM   #15
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what happened to your lucrative dominoes career

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:18 PM   #16
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they fired my ass

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:20 PM   #17
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and you're surprised you didn't get unemployment?

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:22 PM   #18
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Yes I am. I worked my ass off for the last 8 months and for them to say that I performed my work with "gross negligence" and my actions were a "complete disregard of the employer's interests" is complete and utter bullshit.

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:26 PM   #19
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dont you have a degree, toby? i would think you'd have a little more luck in the way of employment

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:28 PM   #20
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No luck whatsoever.

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:30 PM   #21
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Yes I am. I worked my ass off for the last 8 months and for them to say that I performed my work with "gross negligence" and my actions were a "complete disregard of the employer's interests" is complete and utter bullshit.
so what happened

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:31 PM   #22
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what really happened

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:34 PM   #23
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2:1 took a shit on a pizza

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:37 PM   #24
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During a corporate inspection I was marked off for:

2 pizza remakes [too much garlic on crust and 70/80 pepperonis on a double pep pizza](10pts)
unreadable signature on artisan pizza box (1pt)
did not say "sorry" during customer concern role play (1pt)
under proofed dough (15pts)

resulting in a 59/100

Since everything I was marked off for was under my direct control they decided to terminate my employment.

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:38 PM   #25
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ah, america.

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:39 PM   #26
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i hope the people that do those inspections think about killing themselves all the time

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:40 PM   #27
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i would definitely take being unemployed over working at domino's
i guess i'm part of the lazy occupy wall street generation

 
Old 12-15-2011, 07:40 PM   #28
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well at least you don't have to put up with that shit anymore

 
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:41 PM   #29
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do customers sit and count pepperoni slices when they order double pepperoni or what

 
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also isn't all the dough at domino's underproofed because its all shit

 
 


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