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| View Poll Results: would you like to join a nepthorian suicide pact | |||
| yes i want to kill myself |
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5 | 71.43% |
| yes i want to kill myself |
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2 | 28.57% |
| Voters: 7. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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who wants in
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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looking your way koontz
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Socialphobic
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my favourite kool-aid flavours are orange and grape.
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Ownz
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Fully Dogggg.
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Shut the fuck up!
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I nominate banana
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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maybe we can murder you and banana before we kill ourselves
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Braindead
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WHATS IN IT FOR ME
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Apocalyptic Poster
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i'd like to kill myself sometime in the future but not now, thank you.
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Posts: 31,760
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Braindead
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i want my last words to be, "you can't fire me, i quit!"
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Banned
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my tombstone will read WHAT DOES NOT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER
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i've thought a lot about a suicide pact since i know a lot of people as miserable as i am but i really think it takes away one of the appealing parts about suicide which is wanting to go out on your own terms
i'll do it when i'm good and ready and really want to, not because of some arbitrary date |
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Socialphobic
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i'll wait until i'm unemployed again to kill myself
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Banned
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what happened to your lucrative dominoes career
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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they fired my ass
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Banned
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and you're surprised you didn't get unemployment?
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Yes I am. I worked my ass off for the last 8 months and for them to say that I performed my work with "gross negligence" and my actions were a "complete disregard of the employer's interests" is complete and utter bullshit.
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Socialphobic
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dont you have a degree, toby? i would think you'd have a little more luck in the way of employment
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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No luck whatsoever.
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Banned
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Posts: 39,602
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full of longing
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what really happened
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Banned
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2:1 took a shit on a pizza
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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During a corporate inspection I was marked off for:
2 pizza remakes [too much garlic on crust and 70/80 pepperonis on a double pep pizza](10pts) unreadable signature on artisan pizza box (1pt) did not say "sorry" during customer concern role play (1pt) under proofed dough (15pts) resulting in a 59/100 Since everything I was marked off for was under my direct control they decided to terminate my employment. |
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Banned
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ah, america.
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Banned
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i hope the people that do those inspections think about killing themselves all the time
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i would definitely take being unemployed over working at domino's
i guess i'm part of the lazy occupy wall street generation |
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Socialphobic
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well at least you don't have to put up with that shit anymore
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#29 |
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do customers sit and count pepperoni slices when they order double pepperoni or what
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also isn't all the dough at domino's underproofed because its all shit
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