What's on your Christmas list this year?

[Luke de Spa]

happen

[Cool As Ice Cream]

yeah. fuck you, dogfigher. noone likes you.

[sppunk]

Not much really.

Me...

My big gift from my parents was a brown leather Kate Spade purse
Some clothes from Banana Republic
a black wool short-sleeve cropped cardigan
a pearl necklace
a black wool coat
Dress from Ann Taylor:
My big gift from my grandfather was a black leather couch and chair
toe socks!
underwear
jewelry box
lots and lots of socks
lotions and body washes from Bath & Body Works
glass nail file
eyelash comb/eyebrow brush
lots of candy (primarily from Germany)
lipglosses
umbrella
Kate Spade sunglasses
lotions and body splashes from Victoria's Secret
black velvet pajamas from Victoria's Secret
mascara
Bob in a Box
engraved stocking hanger
various DVDs
ballet ornament
star ornament
snowman ornament
Bath & Body Works gift card
Blockbuster gift cards
Starbucks gift card
face cloth
Foreman grill sponge

Nebraska ornament
New Home ornament
multi-cultural Santa ornaments
wine-scented candle thingy
one-touch can opener
Pasta Express
photo albums with assorted professional photos of our favorite bands
Smashing Pumpkins framed poster
picture frames
Waterford ornaments and tree topper
coasters
decorative pillows
decanter
old black Mexican nativity set (from my grandmother's collection of old stuff)
framed painting and art supplies (belonged to my aunt who was an artist)
flat-screen monitor
Rangers jersey
assorted Star Wars stuff
poker game
20 questions music game
Deal or No Deal game
Kenneth Cole clothes
assorted DVDs
plane tickets to NYC
a hotel for three nights in NYC
a cruise around Manhattan
tickets to see Chicago on Broadway
tickets to see a Rangers game at MSG
enrollment in a microbrew beer of the month club
penguin adopted in his name (came with a stuffed penguin)
martini ornaments
penguin ornaments
Best Buy gift cards
Cheesecake Factory gift card
Starbucks gift card
Old Navy pajamas
lots of candy (primarily from Germany)
Survival Kit from God
beer soap
car organizer
engraved stocking holder
flying monkey
screen cleaner thingy

[Trotskilicious]

jesus christ

[Trotskilicious]

oh lol nebraska ornament

i c wat u did ther

[Eulogy]

heh heh

[Eulogy]

i really hate the whole gift giving/receiving thing. i don't really have the money to get anyone anything decent, so it just turns into a disaster. i like buying things for my boyfriend but that feels different for some reason. if i could just exchange with him i'd be much happier about the whole thing.

but my mom loves this shit and so she always asks me what i want. only thing i could come up with was a gift card toward the resort we're going to for new year's.

i still have to buy everything. never know what to get my dad. my mom's birthday is the day after christmas so i have to get two things.

like this month should be about relaxation and shit. not stressing out about buying people presents.

ugggghhhhhh

[reprise85]

i don't exchange gifts usually. i probably will get something for my roommates/landlord this year though

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by sppunk

photo albums with assorted professional photos of our favorite bands

there's plenty to lol about but this one stood out to me

[sppunk]

What happened to said album after the divorce settlement? I've always wondered how stuff like that gets sorted out.

[Trotskilicious]

LOTS AND LOTS OF SOCKS

[Eulogy]

Survival Kit from God

[Sarcastic Smile]

My brother's girls went to the black friday shit show and to get him a flatscreen and she was short $200 because she had to end up getting a different one than she intended so I went and met her after work (bartended that night) to give her the $, and I told him just to keep it and that be part of his christmas present but now that appears to be the extent of my christmas shopping this year due to my recent decline.

p.s- black friday is just as disgusting as I ever imagined it would be and I can't believe I saw it first hand...

[hnibos]

Love.

[agenda suicide]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

jesus christ

You really didn't figure out what he did immediately after reading the first line?!?

[Cool As Ice Cream]

i still haven't figured out what he did.

someone please help me out here.

[Banana]

Originally Posted by Sarcastic Smile

No. I'm having severe depressive episode and I'm thinking finally offing myself. Figured I might give that try and see if it helps.

So this is how Nimrod has chosen to get rid of his Sarcastic Smile boarding character.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by Sarcastic Smile

No. I'm having severe depressive episode and I'm thinking finally offing myself. Figured I might give that try and see if it helps.

some of them really suck so be careful.

hope you feel better soon in any case

[ilikeplanets]

I want to win the fucking lottery

[agenda suicide]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

i still haven't figured out what he did.

someone please help me out here.

Copying and pasting from one of Samantha's infamous post your christmas gifts received threads from back in the day.

[teh b0lly!!1]

a dreidel

[wHATcOLOR]

CHRISTMAS LISTS ARE FOR TRIFLIN' BEEEEITCHES!!!!!!

[pale_princess]

um i asked for the gish remaster boxset and a few books. and a friday night lights tshirt.

[Sarcastic Smile]

Originally Posted by reprise85

some of them really suck so be careful.

hope you feel better soon in any case

I'm not a celebrity so its not like I can go to Happy Ranch in Malibu or whatever its called... I'm sure most of them suck but it is better than the alternative.

[Sarcastic Smile]

ugh my grandmother just asked me what I want.. and I said the usual (nothing, I don't need anything, save your money, blah blah) and she said please please don't say that I would rather get you something you want or need, I said I don't "want or need" anything, and she kept making me feel bad, so I said socks. All my socks keep running away to orphan sock land and I'm not motivated enough to go buy some so I guess I could use some socks.

I'm getting her an ipod nano since she has taken up the gym. I wanted something like the first generation that wasn't touch screen but the only one like that is the shuffle and thats stupid for someone's first ipod (plus she would use the radio on it). Luckily I have a big music collection with lost of oldie stuff (patsy cline, motown stuff, etc.) so I can just put music on for her because I know there is no way in hell she is going to put it on. I've been trying to teach her about technology (tablets, laptops, smart phones, etc. ) and she expressed a lot of interest in that so I know its something she wants/will use.

[Toby]

i love patsy cline

[slunken]

who the fuck doesn't?

[cork_soaker]

Originally Posted by Sarcastic Smile

All my socks keep running away to orphan sock land

what does this say about your feet

[Toby]

all i want for xmas is a yob

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by Sarcastic Smile

I'm not a celebrity so its not like I can go to Happy Ranch in Malibu or whatever its called... I'm sure most of them suck but it is better than the alternative.

i'm saying low cost psych hospitalization (w/ insurance) runs the gamut from pretty good to completely terrible