Oh no that wasn't a fart

Trotskilicious · 12-04-2011, 11:21 PM

I just shit myself bros

Dead Frequency · 12-04-2011, 11:47 PM

Whoops!

Trotskilicious · 12-04-2011, 11:48 PM

Spaghett!

SlingeroGuitaro · 12-05-2011, 12:05 AM

agenda suicide · 12-05-2011, 12:12 AM

Have you ever actually done that?

Trotskilicious · 12-05-2011, 12:17 AM

this is 100% serious real life thread i seriously lifted a cheek up to cut a fart only to be horribly surprised

Trotskilicious · 12-05-2011, 12:17 AM

thank god i was at home

agenda suicide · 12-05-2011, 12:20 AM

Oh wow. That's pretty funny dude. I've only done it once when I was in elementary school, but I was at Best Buy... and it took me a minute to figure out what had happened.

Trotskilicious · 12-05-2011, 12:26 AM

i shit myself outside of taco cabana once and had to drive home with poo in my pants

i took a shower for a half hour

Banana · 12-05-2011, 12:27 AM

agenda suicide · 12-05-2011, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i shit myself outside of taco cabana once and had to drive home with poo in my pants

i took a shower for a half hour

Is this a common problem for you?

Trotskilicious · 12-05-2011, 12:29 AM

only happens maybe two, three times a week.

you know about average.

Tchocky · 12-05-2011, 12:50 AM

Shart.

SuckSuckStyle · 12-05-2011, 01:21 AM

this has happened to me at least twice in the past 3 years.

the last time i was home alone standing infront of the TV changing channels and thought i'd just let one rip. big mistake. shit all down my pant leg... i walked really funny on my way to the bathroom so as not to leave evidence on the carpet.

Shallowed · 12-05-2011, 01:50 AM

This happened to me when I was in bed.

Dead Frequency · 12-05-2011, 02:03 AM

It happened to my buddy in his girlfriend's bed

Dead Frequency · 12-05-2011, 02:04 AM

And my other buddy in a bar LOL had to swoop him home

whywontyoulistn · 12-05-2011, 02:22 AM

Pics or it didn't happen.

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-05-2011, 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead Frequency

It happened to my buddy in his girlfriend's bed

Trotskilicious · 12-05-2011, 03:25 AM

hah i thought of spud too

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-05-2011, 03:27 AM

also, how do you not know what's coming?
when i fart i definitely know when to abort\fall back. you can feel the turtle head going for the breach. farting by accident, however, is a different scenario.

Trotskilicious · 12-05-2011, 03:33 AM

sometimes it all happens at once

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-05-2011, 03:40 AM

on a scale of 1-10, how runny was it
10 being runny, splashy diarrhea

rottenugly · 12-05-2011, 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i shit myself outside of taco cabana once and had to drive home with poo in my pants

i took a shower for a half hour

your car must smell like taco explosion or some shit.

rottenugly · 12-05-2011, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

TRAINSPOTTING.

have that book.

Trotskilicious · 12-05-2011, 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

on a scale of 1-10, how runny was it
10 being runny, splashy diarrhea

11

agenda suicide · 12-05-2011, 04:39 AM

Do you still have the shits? Is that why you're up so late?

Trotskilicious · 05:23 AM

um i'm up so late for other reasons

exactlythesame · 12-05-2011, 06:46 AM

pants down, masturbating into sharts

Dead Frequency · 12-05-2011, 06:54 AM

12-04-2011, 11:21 PM	#1
Trotskilicious My Fiesta Name is Pendejo Location: I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up. Posts: 11,024	Oh no that wasn't a fart I just shit myself bros

12-05-2011, 05:10 AM	#28
Trotskilicious My Fiesta Name is Pendejo Location: I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up. Posts: 11,024	um i'm up so late for other reasons Last edited by Trotskilicious : 12-05-2011 at 05:23 AM.

12-05-2011, 06:54 AM	#30
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,448	lol!

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Trotskilicious My Fiesta Name is Pendejo Location: I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up. Posts: 11,024	only happens maybe two, three times a week. you know about average.

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Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,448	It happened to my buddy in his girlfriend's bed

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whywontyoulistn Ownz Posts: 511	Pics or it didn't happen.

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Trotskilicious My Fiesta Name is Pendejo Location: I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up. Posts: 11,024	hah i thought of spud too

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teh b0lly!!1 Minion of Satan Location: Your soul Posts: 6,805	also, how do you not know what's coming? when i fart i definitely know when to abort\fall back. you can feel the turtle head going for the breach. farting by accident, however, is a different scenario.

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exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,686	pants down, masturbating into sharts