Did Cork Soaker get married and have kids or

sickbadthing · 05:46 AM

did he actually just die

who knows because i'm writing a biography on netphoria and if i don't know i'm making shit up

i'm guessing he got kicked in the face by an angry mule in some stupid fucking poor country he's visiting

farmer hating mule, probably raped by a mexican

Eulogy · 12-02-2011, 02:47 AM

i thought he just got back recently

or maybe that was like two years ago

sickbadthing · 12-02-2011, 02:59 AM

last i remember he came back but then was going to travel around the US like some stupid beatnik poet douche SERIOUSLY DUDE IT'S 2011 PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE. THEY WATCH THE TRAVEL CHANNEL AND THAT'S CULTURAL ENOUGH.

Elvis The Fat Years · 12-02-2011, 04:40 AM

had a kid. here's a clip of the conception.

http://i.imgur.com/jxhCn.gif

sickbadthing · 12-02-2011, 05:40 AM

YEAH FUCK THAT WALL DOGGIE MARQUIS DE SADE

reprise85 · 12-02-2011, 05:43 AM

isnt supermaid cork soaker

thats my guess

Cool As Ice Cream · 12-02-2011, 06:15 AM

really?

reprise85 · 12-02-2011, 07:33 AM

just a guess, i have no info

Cool As Ice Cream · 12-02-2011, 09:03 AM

CORKY WHERE ARE YOU???

Eulogy · 12-02-2011, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

isnt supermaid cork soaker

thats my guess

that makes absolutely no sense at all

reprise85 · 12-02-2011, 11:09 AM

yeah but the posting styles are similar kinda

i don't know shot in the dark

i'm probably wrong

where are you corksoaker?

yo soy el mejor · 12-02-2011, 11:21 AM

he's in california doin' his thing and bein' in love.

ilikeplanets · 12-02-2011, 11:58 AM

He's probably in Austria or Switzerland or California

yo soy el mejor · 12-02-2011, 12:00 PM

no! i know what i'm talking about. you guys don't know corky like i know corky.

corks_soaker · 12-02-2011, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

he's in california doin' his thing and bein' in love.

yup. i finished peace corps about a year ago. did a bit of traveling immediately afterward, but have been in "the bay area" since last january.

i changed my actual account password to something obscure a while back, then promptly forgot it. someone fix that for me, please.

reprise85 · 12-02-2011, 01:10 PM

cool corky

yo soy el mejor · 12-02-2011, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corks_soaker

yup. i finished peace corps about a year ago. did a bit of traveling immediately afterward, but have been in "the bay area" since last january.

i changed my actual account password to something obscure a while back, then promptly forgot it. someone fix that for me, please.

so that really was you in tinychat! i thought someone was just trying to gain access to your account... sorry i was mean. i didn't know it was you!

<3

come on. someone fix it already!

cork_soaker · 12-02-2011, 01:38 PM

ahhhhhh now that feels better...

reprise85 · 12-02-2011, 01:41 PM

cool

so life is good then?

yo soy el mejor · 12-02-2011, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

ahhhhhh now that feels better...

Trotskilicious · 12-02-2011, 06:50 PM

i'm pretty sure i know who supermaid is but i'm not going to say

sickbadthing · 12-02-2011, 09:16 PM

i'm pretty sure i could give a shit less

mxzombie · 12-02-2011, 09:17 PM

how much less?

Eulogy · 12-02-2011, 09:29 PM

a shit

mxzombie · 12-02-2011, 09:30 PM

haha.

cork_soaker · 12-02-2011, 09:42 PM

sorry i don't have any recent pictures of goats

also i am not married

Eulogy · 12-02-2011, 09:42 PM

welcome back, cork soaker

Geek USA · 12-02-2011, 10:25 PM

looks like I came back just in time.

sppunk · 12-02-2011, 10:44 PM

Shut up and send me some fuckkng brownies already.

Cause I mean you're just a cook, might as well flip burgers at Jack in the Box. Right?

Eulogy · 12-02-2011, 10:59 PM

yeah geo just makes instant shit out of a box and her "restaurant" marks it up 1000%

FUCKING SCAM ARTIST

12-02-2011, 02:41 AM	#1
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	Did Cork Soaker get married and have kids or did he actually just die who knows because i'm writing a biography on netphoria and if i don't know i'm making shit up i'm guessing he got kicked in the face by an angry mule in some stupid fucking poor country he's visiting farmer hating mule, probably raped by a mexican Last edited by sickbadthing : 12-02-2011 at 05:46 AM. Reason: Editing "my" to "by", but could have also read "raped by my mexican"

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12-02-2011, 02:47 AM	#2
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	i thought he just got back recently or maybe that was like two years ago

12-02-2011, 02:59 AM	#3
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	last i remember he came back but then was going to travel around the US like some stupid beatnik poet douche SERIOUSLY DUDE IT'S 2011 PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE. THEY WATCH THE TRAVEL CHANNEL AND THAT'S CULTURAL ENOUGH.

12-02-2011, 04:40 AM	#4
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	had a kid. here's a clip of the conception. http://i.imgur.com/jxhCn.gif

12-02-2011, 05:40 AM	#5
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	YEAH FUCK THAT WALL DOGGIE MARQUIS DE SADE

12-02-2011, 05:43 AM	#6
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	isnt supermaid cork soaker thats my guess

12-02-2011, 06:15 AM	#7
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,761	really?

12-02-2011, 07:33 AM	#8
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	just a guess, i have no info

12-02-2011, 09:03 AM	#9
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,761	CORKY WHERE ARE YOU???

12-02-2011, 11:09 AM	#11
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	yeah but the posting styles are similar kinda i don't know shot in the dark i'm probably wrong where are you corksoaker?

12-02-2011, 11:21 AM	#12
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	he's in california doin' his thing and bein' in love.

12-02-2011, 11:58 AM	#13
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	He's probably in Austria or Switzerland or California

12-02-2011, 12:00 PM	#14
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	no! i know what i'm talking about. you guys don't know corky like i know corky.

12-02-2011, 01:10 PM	#16
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	cool corky

12-02-2011, 01:38 PM	#18
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,179	ahhhhhh now that feels better...

12-02-2011, 01:41 PM	#19
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	cool so life is good then?

12-02-2011, 06:50 PM	#21
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i'm pretty sure i know who supermaid is but i'm not going to say

12-02-2011, 09:16 PM	#22
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	i'm pretty sure i could give a shit less

12-02-2011, 09:17 PM	#23
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	how much less?

12-02-2011, 09:30 PM	#25
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	haha.

12-02-2011, 09:42 PM	#26
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,179	sorry i don't have any recent pictures of goats also i am not married

12-02-2011, 10:25 PM	#28
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	looks like I came back just in time.

12-02-2011, 10:44 PM	#29
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	Shut up and send me some fuckkng brownies already. Cause I mean you're just a cook, might as well flip burgers at Jack in the Box. Right?

12-02-2011, 10:59 PM	#30
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	yeah geo just makes instant shit out of a box and her "restaurant" marks it up 1000% FUCKING SCAM ARTIST