netphorian jews - Page 2

ilikeplanets · 09-22-2011, 08:34 PM

So now do I admit that I've been bat mitzvahed? I completed that because it meant a lot to my parents but I haven't set foot in a synagogue since I was 13 except for family weddings and shit... my dad's sister is a crazy zealot with 8 kids but personally I don't find rabbis or the answers they give spiritually satisfying. I've been heavily discriminated against though, so I'm pretty sure that puts me in the club.

Dead Frequency · 09-22-2011, 08:39 PM

what's a bat mitzvah

Dead Frequency · 09-22-2011, 08:39 PM

Hava nagila

ilikeplanets · 09-22-2011, 08:39 PM

L'chaim!

PkPhuoko · 09-22-2011, 08:42 PM

luckily my wang was taken care of as a young child.... thank christianity

duovamp · 09-22-2011, 09:25 PM

So we get a stick up our butts when people say faggot, but we can casually joke about the holocaust? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE DAMMIT!

FlyinLo_DyinSlo · 09-22-2011, 10:07 PM

im jewish and polish

09-22-2011, 10:10 PM

the poles sold the jews out to the nazis

FlyinLo_DyinSlo · 09-22-2011, 10:11 PM

are polish people considered white?

09-22-2011, 10:12 PM

yeah but lower class judging by all the polack jokes

Dead Frequency · 09-22-2011, 10:12 PM

How do you sink a polish ship? You put it in the water lolololololololol poles

Dead Frequency · 09-22-2011, 10:13 PM

How many polish pilots does it take to wipe out Poland. One :'(

FlyinLo_DyinSlo · 09-22-2011, 10:19 PM

http://i.imgur.com/0DCvh.png

yo soy el mejor · 09-22-2011, 10:27 PM

ugh i can smell it right now

dean_r_koontz · 09-22-2011, 11:27 PM

that's the good thing about being white you can't smell that smell and since whites are the best we don't have to worry about it.

FlyinLo_DyinSlo · 09-23-2011, 12:58 AM

white people smell like hamster tunnel

reprise85 · 09-23-2011, 10:03 AM

I'm german/russian/polish

I live in south FL so it's pretty easy to be spotted as a Jew here. Otherwise, I just look Eastern European.

I like going to white supremacist sites when I'm really, really bored and arguing that white is white and Jews are white. Really gets 'em going.

reprise85 · 09-23-2011, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

So now do I admit that I've been bat mitzvahed? I completed that because it meant a lot to my parents but I haven't set foot in a synagogue since I was 13 except for family weddings and shit... my dad's sister is a crazy zealot with 8 kids but personally I don't find rabbis or the answers they give spiritually satisfying. I've been heavily discriminated against though, so I'm pretty sure that puts me in the club.

I refused to be bat mitzvahed, but plenty of my friends were bat/bar mitzvahed. I saw it as a dishonest way to get money and that is why I refused. Our family wasn't religious at all, so it would have been a sham anyway.

One of my friends actually learned Hebrew fluently... what a ridiculously hard language to learn.

I've been to church more than I've ever been to synagogue.

mxzombie · 09-23-2011, 10:51 AM

untrue jew

reprise85 · 09-23-2011, 11:10 AM

dean_r_koontz · 09-23-2011, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlyinLo_DyinSlo

white people smell like hamster tunnel

you're white in all but race jew.

ilikeplanets · 09-23-2011, 12:44 PM

I always thought it was kinda funny how jew school taught me to read hebrew but not comprehend any of it, save for a few essential words.

reprise85 · 09-23-2011, 01:16 PM

Yeah, the whole premise of Hebrew School is pretty stupid to all but the most devout.

reprise85 · 09-23-2011, 01:19 PM

<--- self hating jew

duovamp · 09-23-2011, 02:29 PM

Why do the least Jewish people always make the biggest deal about their barely-Jewish heritage?

duovamp · 09-23-2011, 02:31 PM

I was dating this one bitch in college who was a fucking Slovac first of all and it seemed like every other word out of her mouth was fuckin' Jew shit. God I hated her.

reprise85 · 09-23-2011, 02:33 PM

Cause we're better than you, faggot

duovamp · 09-23-2011, 02:35 PM

Seems like Jews are obsessed with being worse than everyone else. And then crying about it. Such a submissive race.

rottenugly · 09-23-2011, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mxzombie

what kind of juice is your favorite? mine's orange.

http://idsgn.org/images/sunny-d/sunnyd_america.jpg

rottenugly · 09-23-2011, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead Frequency

what's a bat mitzvah

where they behead your penis with a dull rusty knife

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09-22-2011, 08:34 PM	#31
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	So now do I admit that I've been bat mitzvahed? I completed that because it meant a lot to my parents but I haven't set foot in a synagogue since I was 13 except for family weddings and shit... my dad's sister is a crazy zealot with 8 kids but personally I don't find rabbis or the answers they give spiritually satisfying. I've been heavily discriminated against though, so I'm pretty sure that puts me in the club.

09-22-2011, 08:39 PM	#32
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	what's a bat mitzvah

09-22-2011, 08:42 PM	#35
PkPhuoko Minion of Satan Posts: 6,309	luckily my wang was taken care of as a young child.... thank christianity

09-22-2011, 09:25 PM	#36
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	So we get a stick up our butts when people say faggot, but we can casually joke about the holocaust? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE DAMMIT!

09-22-2011, 10:07 PM	#37
FlyinLo_DyinSlo Ownz Posts: 636	im jewish and polish

09-22-2011, 10:10 PM	#38
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	the poles sold the jews out to the nazis

09-22-2011, 10:11 PM	#39
FlyinLo_DyinSlo Ownz Posts: 636	are polish people considered white?

09-22-2011, 10:12 PM	#40
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	yeah but lower class judging by all the polack jokes

09-22-2011, 10:13 PM	#42
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	How many polish pilots does it take to wipe out Poland. One :'(

09-22-2011, 10:19 PM	#43
FlyinLo_DyinSlo Ownz Posts: 636	http://i.imgur.com/0DCvh.png

09-22-2011, 10:27 PM	#44
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	ugh i can smell it right now

09-22-2011, 11:27 PM	#45
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	that's the good thing about being white you can't smell that smell and since whites are the best we don't have to worry about it.

09-23-2011, 12:58 AM	#46
FlyinLo_DyinSlo Ownz Posts: 636	white people smell like hamster tunnel

09-23-2011, 10:03 AM	#47
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,891	I'm german/russian/polish I live in south FL so it's pretty easy to be spotted as a Jew here. Otherwise, I just look Eastern European. I like going to white supremacist sites when I'm really, really bored and arguing that white is white and Jews are white. Really gets 'em going.

09-23-2011, 10:51 AM	#49
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	untrue jew

09-23-2011, 11:10 AM	#50
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,891

09-23-2011, 12:44 PM	#52
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	I always thought it was kinda funny how jew school taught me to read hebrew but not comprehend any of it, save for a few essential words.

09-23-2011, 01:16 PM	#53
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,891	Yeah, the whole premise of Hebrew School is pretty stupid to all but the most devout.

09-23-2011, 01:19 PM	#54
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,891	<--- self hating jew

09-23-2011, 02:29 PM	#55
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Why do the least Jewish people always make the biggest deal about their barely-Jewish heritage?

09-23-2011, 02:31 PM	#56
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	I was dating this one bitch in college who was a fucking Slovac first of all and it seemed like every other word out of her mouth was fuckin' Jew shit. God I hated her.

09-23-2011, 02:33 PM	#57
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,891	Cause we're better than you, faggot

09-23-2011, 02:35 PM	#58
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Seems like Jews are obsessed with being worse than everyone else. And then crying about it. Such a submissive race.