I just wached someone pet a goldfish

reprise85 · 09-11-2011, 09:06 PM

She had it in her hand (in the water) and was making coo-coo baby noises at it.

This went on for 2-3 minutes that I saw, and I'm not sure how long before I walked in the room.

slunken · 09-11-2011, 09:46 PM

substitute the word "aquarium" for "room" and you're on your way to some absurdist humor.

sickbadthing · 09-11-2011, 10:03 PM

bitch you on drugs

mxzombie · 09-11-2011, 10:07 PM

slunken · 09-11-2011, 10:37 PM

http://cdn3.iofferphoto.com/img/item...0/298/I0LN.jpg

GET IT

slunken · 09-11-2011, 10:37 PM

how come there isnt any real life pictures of crocodiles wearing crocs rubber things (i will not call them shoes)?

teh b0lly!!1 · 09-12-2011, 06:25 AM

would you like to be the poor asshole who has to put crocs on an actual CROCODILE

teh b0lly!!1 · 09-12-2011, 06:28 AM

btw, this reminds me that a couple of days ago i read this:
http://www.mediaite.com/print/this-e...to-be-lurking/

this thing is like a perfectly preserved dinosaur

http://www.ynet.co.il/PicServer2/130...1840520_wa.jpg

Dead Frequency · 09-12-2011, 07:19 AM

That's awesome

yo soy el mejor · 09-13-2011, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mxzombie

reprise85 · 09-13-2011, 11:53 AM

UPDATE:

Goldfish is swimming upside down. Apparently it can't get right side up. Sad

Don't pet goldfish, people.

yo soy el mejor · 09-13-2011, 12:01 PM

that goldfish is silly.

I Ate My Hamster · 09-14-2011, 05:22 AM

That goldfish is asking for it. Power bottom.

reprise85 · 12-23-2011, 03:04 AM

goldfish died last week. it was never able to get upright again

just imagine having to live life upside down like that

Toby · 12-23-2011, 03:06 AM

Shallowed · 12-23-2011, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

Don't pet goldfish, people.

I wish they were pettable. They're so cute at feeding time.

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-23-2011, 08:42 AM

this thread suddenly reminded me of that episode of friends where Eddie Goldberg yanks the fish out of the tank, shoves it in his pocket and walks away

haha

ilikeplanets · 12-23-2011, 10:04 AM

I don't find goldfish to be very attractive pets

Dead Frequency · 12-23-2011, 10:19 AM

Ya gotta let em grow giant, in a pond.

yo soy el mejor · 12-23-2011, 10:34 AM

fish bore me. just little ones at an apartments n junk.

SuckSuckStyle · 12-23-2011, 12:18 PM

nothing like a good fishtank to stare at for hours and ponder life while stoned.

09-11-2011, 09:06 PM	#1
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	I just wached someone pet a goldfish She had it in her hand (in the water) and was making coo-coo baby noises at it. This went on for 2-3 minutes that I saw, and I'm not sure how long before I walked in the room.

12-23-2011, 03:06 AM	#15
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	rip

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09-11-2011, 09:46 PM	#2
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	substitute the word "aquarium" for "room" and you're on your way to some absurdist humor.

09-11-2011, 10:03 PM	#3
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	bitch you on drugs

09-11-2011, 10:07 PM	#4
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578

09-11-2011, 10:37 PM	#5
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	http://cdn3.iofferphoto.com/img/item...0/298/I0LN.jpg GET IT

09-12-2011, 06:25 AM	#7
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	would you like to be the poor asshole who has to put crocs on an actual CROCODILE

09-12-2011, 06:28 AM	#8
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	btw, this reminds me that a couple of days ago i read this: http://www.mediaite.com/print/this-e...to-be-lurking/ this thing is like a perfectly preserved dinosaur http://www.ynet.co.il/PicServer2/130...1840520_wa.jpg

09-12-2011, 07:19 AM	#9
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	That's awesome

09-13-2011, 11:53 AM	#11
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	UPDATE: Goldfish is swimming upside down. Apparently it can't get right side up. Sad Don't pet goldfish, people.

09-13-2011, 12:01 PM	#12
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	that goldfish is silly.

09-14-2011, 05:22 AM	#13
I Ate My Hamster Apocalyptic Poster Location: jersey Posts: 3,091	That goldfish is asking for it. Power bottom.

12-23-2011, 03:04 AM	#14
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	goldfish died last week. it was never able to get upright again just imagine having to live life upside down like that

12-23-2011, 08:42 AM	#17
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	this thread suddenly reminded me of that episode of friends where Eddie Goldberg yanks the fish out of the tank, shoves it in his pocket and walks away haha

12-23-2011, 10:04 AM	#18
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	I don't find goldfish to be very attractive pets

12-23-2011, 10:19 AM	#19
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	Ya gotta let em grow giant, in a pond.

12-23-2011, 10:34 AM	#20
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	fish bore me. just little ones at an apartments n junk.

12-23-2011, 12:18 PM	#21
SuckSuckStyle Socialphobic Location: you look like you like to hang out. you look like you like to hang out and drink soda Posts: 12,677	nothing like a good fishtank to stare at for hours and ponder life while stoned.