Netphorias most hillarious moments

[yo soy el mejor]

too bad sppunk deleted the ip relay to boner's work and mother thread.

[memories_unwind]

Originally Posted by SpFission

SP fan picture thread

this!

[reprise85]

bump for multi bumps to great threads

[sppunk]

Pastor Craig.

[Venom]

The c_wilson auction thread's the most amusing, hands down.

[Rider]

Ruining Miss Worlds life when we told her entire church group she let her boyfriend fuck her ass was some sort of highlight. It was great until we all realized we went way too far.

[Venom]

Originally Posted by Rider

Ruining Miss Worlds life when we told her entire church group she let her boyfriend fuck her ass was some sort of highlight. It was great until we all realized we went way too far.

Thread?

[Rider]

Originally Posted by Venom

The c_wilson auction thread's the most amusing, hands down.

The c_wilson shit is not even a blip on the radar compared to stuff that went on here from 2000-2005.

Hell Montes princess date blows the c_wilson stuff out of the water.

Pastor Craig was a bunch of white men harassing a 15 year old girl and trying to ruin her real life
Although I made a classic post in the thread which isn't my ego it just got a ton of positive notice

[Rider]

Originally Posted by Graveflower

Pastor Craig was a bunch of white men harassing a 15 year old girl and trying to ruin her real life
Although I made a classic post in the thread which isn't my ego it just got a ton of positive notice

Actually I seem to remember some of the female members of the board being the worst in that whole debacle. Could be wrong though.

[Raskolnikov]

The first one that comes to mind was in the thread where it came out that Jimmy was quitting the band, somebody posted the picture/caption combo as seen below. Seriously destroyed my mind and reduced me to a laughing fool for some reason.



HAY GUYS WHATZ GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

[Trotskilicious]

gotta say a definite highlight for me was the time i tricked fuzzyroses into bashing a classic punk band for being so typical of today's music and hipsters and etc and how much better his primate rock band from Shittrickle, BC was than them.

[Trotskilicious]

also that time meangreensp blamed me for the death of millions in africa was pretty solid too

i like that he's still super angry at me too, not a racist comment

[Shallowed]

This one was a classic

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=178074

[killtrocity]

Originally Posted by Rider

Ruining Miss Worlds life when we told her entire church group she let her boyfriend fuck her ass was some sort of highlight. It was great until we all realized we went way too far.

hahahah uhh what??

http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/1...myspaceiv6.jpg Definitely this, but monte's gorilla suit was pretty damn hilarious.

[killtrocity]

also, holy shit, there is too much stupidity in "Corgan's biggest blunder". Can't believe all the slack-jawed oboard type retards in that thread

[killtrocity]

http://i34.tinypic.com/2h4w46h.jpg



if you guys want to laugh uncontrollably then check this out... it's all coming back

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthre...=166099&page=2

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=167177

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=167176

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/6084/meandbillyko3.jpg

Originally Posted by c_wilson

hey lobster boy! if you don't like what this thread is about why even waste your time posting your garbage on it? if i wanted to hear your mouth i would unzip my pants so get your knees dirty and shut the fuck up. and why would i go to sp.com when there are such great "fans" on netphoria like you?

Originally Posted by c_wilson

yea, well sorry you're gettin so worked up that i didn't like your "story" monkey boy. you're almost to 3,000 posts! keep goin! everyone is watching! we all give a fuck! and my parents raised me just fine actually..they taught me to WORK for a living instead of sitting on message boards all day playing with my balls while achieving freakishly high posting numbers!

You, Trotskilicious, AND Cool ASS Cream boy should just go start your own message board! ya know for the "exclusive" fans that have no life or go to any shows.. Is that the best you can do is to just repeat "latent homosexual desires" towards me? thats like the third fuckin time you said that dude, we can all read but thanks for sharing with us what stays on your mind right?

The shit you stupid cunts post on here is only proof this fucking website needs a house-cleanin!

Originally Posted by c_wilson

dude, i traveled from 1984 when i was born.. dont even get me started on YOUR stupid ass. you completely defaced the cover of Zeitgiest with your avatar and it just shows you're just another graphic design prick like ASS Cream boy who wastes ALOT of time on photoshop.. go design some spreads for playgirl you gay bastard..

http://forums.netphoria.org/customav...atar7105_1.gif

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m...meandbilly.jpg

At the time this was my avatar:http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e1...nRicky-1-2.jpg so C_wilson thought I had a camcorder. He also thought mickeyshambles was a monkey http://forums.netphoria.org/customav...tar11729_6.gifand that someone else had a red-haired girlfriend bc the red-haired chick was the person's avatar

Originally Posted by c_wilson

OOOOHHH NOOOOO.. fuck YOUUUU killtrocity! i'm gonna pull this shit off with or without anyone and you can suck my dick when i'm done! hell you can even use that fancy camcorder of yours to film it too!

Originally Posted by killtrocity

I am rather puzzled by your random allusion to a fancy camcorder that I supposedly own when I have never owned a camcorder in my life, nor have I ever said anything that might indicate that I own a camcorder.

It's as if you just said "your mom has a comb-over!", or "when you eat a cheeseburger you take off all the lettuce and pickles and put mustard on instead!"

Originally Posted by c_wilson

random illusion?? i guess my eyes just wandered off straight to the left of your bullshit replies to the picture of some douce bag (most likely you) holding a camcorder. are we on the same website??

billy has helped plenty of decent bands and produced songs for coming artists like Blindside, Breaking Benjamin etc..And soon he is going to be lending a hand with Matt Walker's MDR project.. All in all, fuck the money- it will be a great experience. But you fucktards who just wanna talk shit instead of letting this thread be something serious, are shitting all over it just like every other thread. thanks guys- i'm packing my toys back up.

Originally Posted by p3

i may be disgusted if this transaction is allowed to go thru.. if the powers at be are aware of who this guy is, and his financial situation, to me it feels like beating up slow child and taking his lunch money

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i said that

he brags about a bachelors? they come in boxes of cereal. he's case point fucking one of why it's completely devalued.

seriously god i hope he's not real. a person with a bachelors degree should fucking know what "allusion" means. christ.

Originally Posted by c_wilson

Okay listen up assholes! Isn't it funny how I started this thread to only find someone who was bidding on this charity. Here we sit now on page 10 of everyones bitching and whining?? SO FUCKING WHAT I MISTAKENLY STATED BEING 25 instead of 24!! BIG GODDAMN DEAL!!!! All you motherfuckers want to sit on here and talk about is my punctuation, mispelled words, birthdates, "trolling" and other verbal diarrhea that nobody cares about!!!! I'm not "bragging" when I say I have a degree either, I just want to make known that I'm not some fucking child sitting at home without a job and bid 15k on something I couldn't afford! I am looking for someone who wants to fill the second spot and relieve some of the cost- THATS IT! I'm not fixing to put 15k on a credit card or anything like that.

My full name is CHRISTOPHER AARON WILSON. (ex. myspace page) Ever heard of middle names CoolAsIceCream? or did your mother just give you ONE name when you were born due to the fact you were a mistake??

Go bother somebody else dude, cuz you obviously have nothing better to do with your time than study pictures of strangers and continue to rise your amount of posts on this website further proving you sit at home, or work on your ass all day and DONT have $7500 bucks so please go fuck yourself. You posting that picture of me is just old now. It was from 4 years ago and I guess I was just an idiot for thinking to use that picture for my avatar on this site.

And to "Shayne", I dont expect nor give two fucks if anyone on here is "jealous" about any of this. Thats not why I posted here. There were obviously other bidders in this auction who bid 13-14k so why is it so unlogical to think I might find one of them lurking around here? Well I'm convinced now after 10 pages of complete bullshit that such a netphorian doesn't exist so get back to sharpening those photoshop skills and give up on harrassing me. The fact is that you dont have 7500 bucks so dont waste your time replying to me anymore wage monkey

Originally Posted by c_wilson

Do any of you ever just hang out with your friends and get drunk, do stupid shit or take pictures of girls puking in your trash cans?? Guess what? I DO! I'm still young and while you guys are sitting on here with your freakishly 30,000 posts and checking your fucking email every 5 min- I'm actually having fun so why don't we all just make fun of THAT now?

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/635...aronwilson.png

Originally Posted by c_wilson

Those quotes about my info were extremely sarcastic you dumb FAGGOT. lol!..everyone on this thread has done nothing but harass me about asking someone to split some cash to go so see billy.

And PLEASE DO associate my name with "google" and your gay pride parade that I AM scared of certain transvestites that I see sometimes. In fact I find it funny and not at all offensive! And trust me Mr. or Mrs. "Pat", - the satisfaction is ALLLLL mine that you are adding now to page 12 of this ridiculous thread.. I don't give a fuck if you think I'm a homophobe or whatever, I'm a grown man and I enjoy PUSSY so please let Google and your gay pride movement know that too.. thanks alot for making my night reading all that meaningless information about me you brought to everyones attention when I'm the one who posted the link for all to see in the first place

Originally Posted by c_wilson

StumpyCat go fuck yourself. For the MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME I didn't post on here to insult everyone! Why dont you go back to page 1 of this thread and READ to discover that I was attacked for this within 10 goddamn minutes of posting this thread!! Also, take notice on page 12 where I am being attacked for joking on my myspace page about transvestites!? Do YOU like transvestites?

I'm not the one who brought any of these insults or homosexual remarks to the table until THEY did..If thats your van pictured in your avatar then you obviously don't have 7500 bucks so SHUT THE FUCK UP! Your opinions on my character are meaniningless. Give up.

Originally Posted by c_wilson

I pimp out women here in memphis and i just got my girls to work a little harder for me this week. problem solved.

i have no "condition", just big balls and the motivation to laugh at morons like you and monkey boy all the way over in london who don't even know me. and who said i had to "organize" a response to you idiots?? does punctuation and CAPITALIZATION or spelling even matter on message boards?? LOL!!!

the only thing i'm organizing now is a hotel and plane ticket so happy trails everybody! look at me! i'm the retard with a degree that came from a box of cereal thats paying 15k to eat lunch with billy! rip me to pieces now as i sign off and never even post here again.

Originally Posted by C_WILSON

If YOU were in MY circle of friends I would beat you relentlessly with a fucking stick you cluless moron! Only within the first 2 days of winning the auction was i "sweating my balls off". Believe it or not I have almost as many supporters as i do people like you that blast me with assumptions that I will "ruin" my credit and that I'm an idiot and bla bla bla..Alot of people have contacting me about this thread along with my entire family laughing about it. Basically what I'm saying is that all the negativity I have gained from all of you has only pushed me further into getting this money together. I could post you guys 10 emails right now from total STRANGERS even offering to send me money just to show you assholes that it can be done. So please accept my gratitude!

I'm only going to have to finance 3k of this in monthly payments. The rest is coming in incriments from various other places. My wife loves Billy Corgan almost as much as I do but she is not able to come with me. I don't care what any of you say really, it DID stress me out at first when I won the auction but with a little determination I'm looking forward to making this happen. I get to meet the man that has inspired me my whole life and ask him any question I want. Is THAT worth 15k? To me it is and if that makes me "retarded" or "special" then I guess Corgan's younger brother is a moron for liking Billy's music too huh?

And YES I am homeowner and I am also a good husband to my wife and always makes sure she has everything she needs. She loves me and stands behind me in whatever I do. Thanks for being so concerned with my personal life tho- its been real weird trying to explain it to someone I don't even know.. I'm out of here you guys.. this thread is boring now

Aaronius Maximus

holy shit I need to go to bed but this is the most I've laughed in a really long time

Originally Posted by c_wilson

I get to meet the man that has inspired me my whole life and ask him any question I want. Is THAT worth 15k? To me it is and if that makes me "retarded" or "special" then I guess Corgan's younger brother is a moron for liking Billy's music too huh?

[Toby]

Smashing pumpkins survivor

[Kahlo]

hahaha c_wilson is married. Everything about him is a lie.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

what about 1fatslug?

[Kahlo]

he is the way, the truth and the light

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by killtrocity

http://i34.tinypic.com/2h4w46h.jpg

is this the guitar pick guy?

[autumn_amnesiac]

looks like a hybrid of danny lohner and robin fick.

[slunken]

Stick

anyone?

[meangreensp]

This fucking thread has made my day.

[applepwnz]

Originally Posted by slunken

Stick

anyone?

A bit short lived, but still classic!

Stick

[slunky_munky]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Yes! I've been viewing this site since around 2007 periodically and such and I can only imagine the funny ass shit that went down way before then.

Fuck, this must be my first post since 2007. Regrettable years that 1999 - 2007 period.

[TuralyonW3]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

what about 1fatslug?

Oh man

[Trotskilicious]

great moments in doing absolutely nothing

[BasedGod]

TOTYAY